From: Mets6986@aol.com
Subject: DownloadsWhat I need…as a fan who lives in Jersey, in an area that’s at least half philly and half ny fans is something for my myspace page. The counter for suckage adapted to that format.
Go to the Downloads page and look for the Cheeseteak of Suffering link. It works with MySpace.
From: Davepa37@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)Just wondering if you have the GUTS to tell where you live
Why do you care? Are you going to show up at my door?
From: paulasdaddy@hotmail.com
Subject: BLOW MEHEY BUDDY, STICK TO WATCHING STAR TREK IN YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT, LET US REAL FANS DECIDE WHO SUCKS AND WHO DON’T ASSHOLE FROM CAPT. CANADA, FLYERS FAN FOR LIFE
At least I managed to figure out the Caps Lock key…
From: gordon.b.calhoun@navy.mil
Subject: You Forgot Smarty JonesLets not forget Smarty Jones losing the Triple Crown…or do you consider winning the Derby a success?
I don’t think the horse cared either way…
From: jibbermcjabber@aol.com
Subject: Tampa v. PhillyYour site should point out how much Tampa owns Philly.
Flyers have lost NINE in a row to the Lightning — including of course the fact they lost to the Lightning in the Eastern Conference Final.
Eagles have lost three in a row to the Bucs — including closing the Linc in the NFC Conference Final, opening their new stadium by shutting out the Eagles, and yesterdays game.
Even the Phillies lost 2 of 3 against the pitiful Devil Rays this year.
They are our bitches … it cannot be denied.