Email.Phillysucks.com

From: alexxandra53@gmail.com
Subject: SUCKERS

OMG I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN THE YANKEES WON THE DUM ASS PHILLIES WHOOOOOOO BECAUSE THE
PHILLIES ARE SUCH DUM ASSESS I DON’T GO FOR THE YANKEES EITHIER I GO FOR THE DODGERS BECAUSE THERE DOWN LIKE THAT FOR ME ANYONE WHO DOESN’T GO FRO THE DODGERS SUCK ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DODGERS ARE MY LOVE AND MY TO ME. IM DOWN LIKE THAT TO PEACE OUT HOMIE.

THE PHILLIES ARE SO DUM THEY ARE LIKE HOBOS THEY CRY AND WHINE LIKE BABY’S AND THERE SUCH POSERS. I HATE THE PHILLIES MORE THAN ANYONE OR BETTER ANYTHING IN MY LIFE THE THREE PLAYERS I HATE THE MOST ARE FAT DUMASS SHANE VICTORINO,,,,,,,,,,RYAN HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK THE PHILLIES ARE MORE POOR THAN HOBOS I BET HOBOS ARE MORE POPULAR THAN THE PHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!! PHILLIES SUCK !!!!!!!!!!

From: [email removed]
Subject: Love the website.

I live in the heart of eagles country and I send this link to all my friends who live and die by the birds. Today they hate the team but if they win next week, they’ll be screaming Super Bowl…… ridiculous!!

From: lanterisalvatore@gmail.com
Subject: phillysucks yes they do indeed

hello my name is sal and i am just wondering if your yankee fans or not cause i am i read some of your hundred rants about phillies suck and their just down right hilarious i find it pretty fucking hilarious when a dumb jackass like jimmy rollins remember him for going onto the david letterman show and prematurely predict the outcome of the yanks -phillies series looks like he stuck his foot in his mouth or something long and veiny and spits out white stuff into peoples faces if you know what i mean give me a hell yeah just{ a stone cold steve austin quote ] phillies suck a bunch of twenty five homosexuals you got that one right ryan howard chase utley jimmy rollins especially chase utley you see what he does with his hair takes philly cheese steak grease and slicks his hair back with it but something tells its not that its that slimy white stuff here it goes again anyways thats all i had to say please give me a reply back if you can

These two emails came within minutes of each other and don’t seem to pass the sniff test to me.

From: X31MAS@aol.com
Subject: Phillies

Hi; I’m a life-long Phillies fan. I’m from philly. My cousins are live in New York City. We had a bet on the W.S. I lost. They where down here on Thursday. They shaved my head!!! Now I’m really crying in my BEER.

Thanks,

Mark The Loser (there was a different email here than the sending address)

From: X31MAS@aol.com
Subject: Yankees

Hi; I’m Mark from Philadelphia. I’m a life-long Phillies fan. My cousins live in New York City. We had a bet on the W.S. I lost. They where down here on Thursday. They shaved my head and put red pantyhose on me! Now I’m really crying in my beer.

Mark The Loser

More today…

From: X31MAS@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

Yes, it really happened. I’m new to this site,and didn’t know where to send it.

Mark The Loser

From: mwalsh@brbs.com
Subject: (no subject)

You got that right about the Mets, they still do suck. Yankees were a better team this year, we’ll get them next year. Your site is great.