Filed under November 2006

They Eat Ass

From: abacab2112@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

Hey man, great site. I saw it a few years ago when I was stationed in VA with the Marines. Now I’m back home, in Delaware County, and I watch every day as my dreams of a parade are washed down the toilet. Just a few years ago, it seemed all the teams were getting close. Tonight the Flyers lost 5-2 to the Penguins. They eat ass. Yesterday the Eagles future became the same as their past when the franchise died with the snap of McNabb’s ACL. The Sixers I’m not even gonna talk about. The Phillies, congrats to Ryan Howard, but the ownership group has commited themselves to a “competitive team.” To me, that means spend just enough money to keep them close, and keep the seats full. Exactly what they’ve done the past few years. Just good enough to keep us watching, but not good enough to ever make it. Today Alfonso Soriano signed with the Cubs, and it would appear that the Phils’ rumored offered wasn’t even close to what he signed for. All this publicity about trying to sign a big free agent, in my mind, was just another ploy to sell season tickets, and I don’t believe they were ever serious. Well, I’ve had enough. I’ve spent nearly my entire life watching bad teams. I’m working on an idea for a Philly Sports Boycott. Not because I hate these teams but because I love them, and I’m tired of spending my hard earned money and precious time watching them flounder. I’m trying to build a website and drum up some support. Once I get everything off the ground, I’ll let you know, and if you like it, maybe you could help me spread the word.

Phillysux

From: rsclfltts81189@verizon.net
Subject: phillysux

I agree with you 100% philly is the shittiest place ever. Thank god i live in Pittsburgh. The sports teams are an embarrasment to pro sports. I hate the flyers and Simon Gange is just a peice of shit from Phillys sewers.

P.S FUCK PHILLY YOUR A SHITHOLE

Indeed

From: ripaddle@rogers.com
Subject: Indeed

This site can be summed up very easily

Joe Carter > Mitch Williams.

Eat it.

The Greatest Ever?

From: gregn@supplysourceinc.com
Subject: (no subject)

This is the greatest web-site in the history of the world. You should put something on there about the number of Eagles in the hall of fame compared to other teams in the league. I can’t remember the last time the Eagles had a player in the hall. If you were to bring back Reggie White I’m sure he would consider himself a Packer.

The Eagles suck worse than sucking has ever sucked!

The last time the Eagles had a player go in the HOF before Reggie White was 2004.

Twice is Nice

From: bdwannarun@yahoo.com
Subject: EAGLESSSSSSSSSSSS SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE JUST SMELLY, LOSING, JERKS, I HATE THEM SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHH.

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T.O IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And a few minutes later….

From: bdwannarun@yahoo.com
Subject: Check this out

I have to agree with you that the Eagles suck, cause I am a diehard Dallas Cowboys fan. I dispise the Eagles. I hate them damn idiots with a passion. This may sound like I’m a hipocrit but I love the Sixers, Phillies, and Flyers hard core. So from a Philly fan to you we don’t suck. YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, except for the Eagles. GO COWBOYS