Filed under May 2007

You Got Me There

This person took the time to fake my email address into the From: line for the email. At least it was somewhat humorous.

From: phillysucks@gmail.com
Subject: I HAVE NO LIFE

wow i just realized i have no life cuz all i do is worry about how
much phillysucks. maybe if i do something constructive i can get a
girl someday, na maybe not.

Word Play

From: sam@waynecockerel.com
Subject: Eagles Always Will Suck!

Eagles are 8-1-0! Translation: Ain’t Won Nothing!!!!

Short and Bitter

From: broadstparade@gmail.com
Subject: (no subject)

Hey funny guy, go fuck yourself.

Paintballs

From: DaveyE@usa.redcross.org
Subject: Great Site

Funny thing is, I sent this site to my best friend who just happens to be an annoying Philly fan and he waited outside my work with a McNabb jersey shooting me with green paintballs! Goes to show how truly bitter Philly fans are!!!!

Incomplete

From: nsa5015@psu.edu
Subject: (no subject)

FUCK PHILLIES! THEY SHOULD ALL RETIRED ASAP! WORSE TEAM EVER!!!!!