From: raven_1_1@hotmail.com
Subject: GET ME OUT OF HERE

I am in philly, not by choice at all. It is a business trip. I have never been to philly before and now I never want to be again. the people, food, smell, traffic, people, people, and the people all fucking suck. I cannot believe that anyone would live here unless at gunpoint, and I don’t even know how long that would keep me here. FUCK PHILLY, thanks Tommy

From: LYNVETGIANTS36@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

PHILLY SUCKS EAGLES SUCKS GO GIANTS

From: eagles_suck_101@yahoo.com
Subject: Great site.

I moved to South Jersey 45 miles outside Philly six
years ago. I have hated the entire city ever since.
Every year since I have moved here I have to hear
about how great everything they have is, in reality it
sucks. They have the bare minimum. Philly is the
asshole of America. Year in and out I hear the Eagles
are going to win the super bowl. Mcnabb is a great
QB…….in the regular season. Some reason in big
games, you know conference championships and
superbowls he sucks. So what good is he. Eagle fans
have him on the same tier as Brady and Manning. The
Eagles have 84 points in those five games with Macnabb
as the QB. That means the Eagles, to my amazement,
have amassed a total average of 16.8 points a game.
You Eagle fans were right, Mcnabb is great, he comes
up so big. I expect that from an athlete in Philly.
In all of these games Mcnabb’s Td’s to turnover ratio
is 1.4 to 1.6. That is not good, it gets worse, I did
not include his fumbles. He averaged 210.2 passing
yards a game, not a bad number. His completion
percentage is a different story. Over those five games
he completed 56.74% of his passes. In four of the five
games his rating was under 75.5. In one game, the win
vs. ATL, it was 111.1. His lowest against Carolina was
19.3. The other ratings were 73.1(STL), 58.5(TB), and
75.4(NE). So Philly fans continue to believe Macnabb
is great, the funny part is, he is only a small part
of the history of suckage in Philly. Mcnabb is nothing
compared to, oh I don’t know, let us say the 10,000th loss.

From: Youra Duchebag (realphillyphan@yahoo.com)
Subject: (no subject)

How bout for you get Tony Homo’s cock outta ur mouth n Tiki’s outta ur ass

You are in no way shape or form a philly person you fucking douchebag .. you lack the intenstinal fortitude to be a real fan. Your balls just be ripped off an hung like old sneakers you moronic duchebag.

If i ever see you in person im gonna rip your mouth out ur asshole you horsefucking-dicksucking pussy….

This email is funny on so many levels. Bravo

From: DallasOWNForeskis05@yahoo.com
Subject: HAHAHAHA

McChoke blows another one. How does last place feel you Filthy fans?

Weird email here. Showed up in my gmail today as July 23rd, but the email itself says it is dated 11/15/05.