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Third email in this series… Part 1 can found here and Part 2 can be found here.

From: legato100@aim.com
Subject: Back For Even More

In your last reply, you said thatthe Patriots won 3 Super Bowls with their backup. I guess you need some clarification, Patriots fan.

Not every team has had Tom Brady as their backup. The reason Bledsoe didn’t go back in when he was healthy is because he Brady better. Jeff Garcia is a backup. He will always be a backup. Jeff Garcia is not Tom Brady. simple as that.

Stop putting your hatemail up on your website. It just makes you look even dumber.

And you made it sort of obvious that you’re a Patriots’ fan because you keep everything to them. You really need a life.

First of all, I do not like the Patriots. I clarified in my second post that I was referring to the first Patriots Super Bowl run. Go ahead and read it again.

“Let’s go back to the first New England Super Bowl run. Drew Bledsoe goes down early in the season and the backup QB, Tom Brady, leads New England to Super Bowl and wins.

It is not uncommon for a backup QB to win a playoff game. It has happened many times; in fact since 2000, about half of the starting QBs in the Super Bowl were long time backups so I apologize but I am not so impressed that Garcia won a playoff game.”

The first Patriots Super Bowl run, Tom Brady was a 6th round pick no one expected to play. He was the backup quarterback. Drew Bledsoe gets hurt and the rest is history.

Don’t like using Brady as an example? How about Trent Dilfer? Jake Delhomme? Kurt Warner?

Let’s go back further. Frank Reich, Doug Williams and anyone Pittsburgh had at QB before Roethlisberger all won playoff games, some even making it to the Super Bowl (and winning).

Jeff Garcia had a nice run but what he did was not special. It was his job.

From: jeldsmith22@yahoo.com
Subject:Read the Fine Print

Most of the Philly fan rebuttals I see here are about fans and attendance. The site isn’t titled “PhillyFansSuck” or PhillyAttendanceSucks” or even “PhillyFanPrideSucks”. I figured out pretty quick what the site was about after actually reading the subtitle that describes – what the site is about.

So, in case you didn’t notice, this site is about the 4 major Philly sports teams and how they haven’t won a championship in so long, it’s embarrassing. Nobody cares what you *almost* won. There isn’t an “Almost Made It” Hall of Fame or a “We Had a Great Year But We Lost when it Really Mattered the Most” trophy.
More importantly, nobody gives a shit how loyal you half witted simpletons are. Your teams need to start winning some championships and stop whining about how close they were, or how great a year it was. In a nutshell – Spare us the psychological baggage.

The cold hard fact is this: You don’t have a *single* championship in any of the 4 major sports in over 20 years. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Nothing to show. Not one single championship ring or cup or trophy. Are the mentally unglued Philly fans starting to get the gist of this site yet? We’re talking about “winning-it-all” here, the cou de gra. Not division titles or conference titles, nor rankings, or seedings.

So you may be thinking “Why am I pointing out the obvious?” Because obviously very few Philly fans are comprehending what this site is about. Instead, we get half-baked rambling about fans, attendance, previous team stats/records, and how Philly could beat up everyone on planet Earth.

And you Philly fans wonder why you’re the laughing stock of society.

Right on.

From: steve.sperber@gmail.com
Subject: Great Article

As much as your website hurts, it is a great website. As a true Philly fan my entire life, I often blame my dad for not raising me in Boston or somewhere that can win a title in something other than Indoor Soccer, Lacrosse or AHL Hockey. Here is an article I found that my be reason we can’t win. Not sure if you saw it or if it can add anything to your website, but I am sure you will enjoy it. Thanks for the great website.

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From: Monkeyhed2@aol.com
Sunject: dude your dumb

It doesnt matter that we havent won a championship. It sucks, sure but thats why our city is so close knit and demand so much out of our athletes. Every city wants a championship, it just so happens it hasnt happened for us in a long time. It only makes us hungrier and it will mean that much more when it happens. We have passion about our teams and there really arent better fans then us out there. Ive been to many cities and seen many other teams fans and believe me nothing beats Eagles fans. If you get tired of not winning the championships and betray Philly, your just some fucking traitor with no balls. You can create this dumb website and post all the bullshit you want but dont jump back on the bandwagon when we do win that championship. You got no heart and your attitude is beat. Go to Dallas and hangout with the cow faggots.

Philadelphia is close knit? LOL you have seen the murder rate right? The mayor started drawing racial lines minutes after taking office with his “the brothas are now running the city” comment.

The Eagles fan contingent are as big as fan base but I think it has less to with the city and more with the love of the team.

From: PLaTnUm206@aol.com
Subject: philly fuckin blows

When it comes to sports Philly fans are just a bunch of pussies. I was at a Flyers Rangers game two years ago, I seen a Flyer fan get his fucking teeth knocked out and his two buddies did shit, tough guys from Philly huh go fuck yourselves you fucking pussies. Your all a bunch of haters, maybe its because NYC has 46 or what 47 champion chips and Philly has what? 11!!! Come onnn!!! Fucking haters go fuck yourselves…The METS have more World Series Titles than you fucking herbs and your shitty ass Phillies have been around since 1933, fucking pathetic losers…I cant wait to meet a fan from Philly and just knock his fucking teeth out..FUCK PHILLY .. AND BY THE WAY MR MET WOULD KICK THE PHANATICS ASS ALL THE WAY TO HOME PLATE U FUCKIN HERBS

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From: PLaTnUm206@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

oh yeah and you philly faggots can find me in staten island NYC mother fucker ..yeah that’s right NEW YORK FUCKIN CITY.. think im a coward fuck you, only good thing from philly is will smith, rocky, and the cheese steaks..and oh yeah we have btter cheese steaks in NYC u should call them NYC cheese steak u bitch ass mother fuckers..and by the way cassidy fuckin sucks..philly sweats NYC and always will your the fake NYC buncha pussies come to park hill and see whats good fuckin pussies

Who writes their email with uppercase and lowercase mixed in anymore?