From: [email removed]
Subject: Can you lend me some help? PleaseDear Phillysucks,
Unfortunately I am from Philadelphia and grew up in the suburbs but never became a true fan of the Phillies. More of less a fair weather fan. I went all through high school rowing crew and never followed sports (only hockey from time to time). Down to the point I need help with facts and all around Philadelphia Phillies opinion from someone who absolutely hates the Phillies and I think I found the right guy. I need to write a page essay on why the Phillies suck. Could you give me some of your personal reasons why you despise the Phillies? Inside information or facts about history that is not on your website. Thanks.
Sincerely,
[Name](unfortunate fan)