Sep 28 2009
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By Michael September 2009

Killadelphia

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Subject: Killadelphia

To the makers of this fine website,

Cheesesteaks and cheese fries, although delicious, are the reason this country is the fattest in the world. Thanks Philly.

On another note, the universities that situate themselves within the city limits suck almost as bad as the professionals. For example, UPenn: when was the last time you won anything? St. Joe’s: are you even a real school? How could we forget good old Temple. The suckiest of them all…being located in ghettoville, USA doesn’t give you any street cred…its Pennsylvania for crying out loud. I’m actually a student at Penn State and the Philadelphians or “Killadelphians”, as they like to call themselves are about as obnoxious as they come. I’ve seen girls verbally abused for wearing anything from Giants apparel to a Golden State Warriors jersey. Seriously, Philly, it’s time to get some class and a life.

Thank you for your innovation and clear hatred of all things Philly.

  • Derf

    I’ve seen girls verbally abused for wearing anything from Giants apparel to a Golden State Warriors jersey.
    men, women, children, the elderly, Santa. Everyone & everything is fair game in the city of brotherly love.

    Stay classy Philly!

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  • George Peppard

    The phillies are better than your team. Oh and Western Pennsylvania is redneck country so that explains your thinly veiled rascist slant. How's Joe Pa's team this year? Oh they blow, I forgot. But they'll get into the Cheetos bowl or some shit because of all the worshipping C- students like you who keep them popular. You've probably never even been to Philly. New York is way worse than Philly now and everybody knows it.

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  • Derf

    You've probably never even been to Philly
    You've probably never left Philly.

    C- students like you
    Says the fucking idiot who call even spell 'racist' correctly.

    New York is way worse than Philly now and everybody knows it.
    You're grasping at straws. Stop lashing out at NY because you're embarrassed of the pathetic reputation Philly has earned for itself. Philly is a second-rate hovel full of ignorant assholes (like you) and everybody knows it.

    Stay classy Philly!

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  • Name

    …UPenn is all about studies and not sports, St. Joes was never that good same with Temple football. Their basketball is decent. “Killadelphians”, never heard of it. I'm pretty sure you're full of shit. The next time you post something I'm pretty sure you should know what the fuck you're talking about dumbass.

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    Derf Reply:
    October 22nd, 2009 at 10:11 am

    Did you even read what he wrote?

    UPenn is all about studies and not sports
    He never said U Penn was all about sports. He asked when the last time they won anything.

    St. Joes was never that good same with Temple football
    Which part of “the universities that situate themselves within the city limits suck almost as bad as the professionals” didn't you understand, jackass?

    “Killadelphians”, never heard of it
    Doesn't make it non-existent.

    I'm pretty sure you're full of shit
    I'm pretty sure you're an ignorant jackass.

    The next time you post something I'm pretty sure you should know what the fuck you're talking about dumbass
    I fail to see how you even remotely contradicted anything he said. Maybe you should learn to read, dumbass.

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  • Name

    …UPenn is all about studies and not sports, St. Joes was never that good same with Temple football. Their basketball is decent. “Killadelphians”, never heard of it. I'm pretty sure you're full of shit. The next time you post something I'm pretty sure you should know what the fuck you're talking about dumbass.

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  • Derf

    Did you even read what he wrote?

    UPenn is all about studies and not sports
    He never said U Penn was all about sports. He asked when the last time they won anything.

    St. Joes was never that good same with Temple football
    Which part of “the universities that situate themselves within the city limits suck almost as bad as the professionals” didn't you understand, jackass?

    “Killadelphians”, never heard of it
    Doesn't make it non-existent.

    I'm pretty sure you're full of shit
    I'm pretty sure you're an ignorant jackass.

    The next time you post something I'm pretty sure you should know what the fuck you're talking about dumbass
    I fail to see how you even remotely contradicted anything he said. Maybe you should learn to read, dumbass.

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