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From: [email removed]
Subject: Ah the return of football

Well I haven’t checked the site in awhile and since pre season is upon us, I figured it’s time to check back with my favorite site, especially since the Eagles just signed Vick.

What the fuck? I’m sure every fan out there will be jumping up and down today, saying how great of a thing it is. Vick is a great player, to bad the Eagles are a team full of scrubs. Sure Vick had problems and well honestly probably should be with the Eagles. It’s a perfect recipe for destruction. Andy Reid is quoted in saying he gave him a second chance because of the things his family has been going through. Really what that means is, I like fuck ups, I actually love fuck ups.

Some things I’m wondering.
1) When will the Eagles fan start saying “This is the year” ?
2) When will I be able to get a Vick Jersey for my Dog?
3) What must McNabb be thinking? Sure he says he’s cool, but Vick can move alot better then all man Downagain McNappy. Will Eagles fan now start saying they never really like McNabb and they’ll be happy to see him go.
4) What will his mom say? You all know his mom never shuts up when her son is in the news.
5) Who will be the first to get herpes from Ron Mexico?
6) Can I get a Ron Mexico Eagle Jersey?

Fucking stupid Eagles.

Here you go Bird fans, here is another year to do your chants, sing your songs and say this is ‘The year”.
Face it, it’s not going to happen…ever.

Only 22 weeks or so and you guys will see.

E A G L E S EAGLESSUCK!

-Cheers

Derf

When will I be able to get a Vick Jersey for my Dog?
HaHaHaHa!

here is another year to do your chants, sing your songs and say this is ‘The year”
And you thought the Branch Davidians in Waco were idiots? Maybe these fucking losers should start hanging out in airports, proselytizing non-Eagles fans. Hare Vick Hare Vick! [laughs!!!]

The Eagles are closing in on half a century without a Superbowl title. Life is good!

Paul Reply:
August 16th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
And you thought the Branch Davidians in Waco were idiots? Maybe these fucking losers should start hanging out in airports, proselytizing non-Eagles fans.

What? That comment is so fucking far out there. Did you just watch a documentary and wanted to show everyone how much you know?

…

Your comment and this website both fail.

Paul

When will the Eagles fan start saying “This is the year”

God forbid a fan be optimistic about his team. I guess other fans never think it's their year so they don't watch. Right.

to bad the Eagles are a team full of scrubs

Yeah, full of scrubs. That's why they've constantly been chosen as the favorite in the NFC by experts. In actuality, the Eagles are one of the most talented teams in the league. They have flaws just like any team and have already had serious injuries but your comment shows how little you know about what's going on in the NFL and more particularly with the Eagles.

What must McNabb be thinking? Sure he says he’s cool, but Vick can move alot better then all man Downagain McNappy. Will Eagles fan now start saying they never really like McNabb and they’ll be happy to see him go.

McNabb is one of the best QBs in the league. Vick struggled as a QB and now he has missed a few seasons and won't be back until AT LEAST week 6. I'm pretty sure McNabb's job is safe. I know you're hoping for some type of destruction involving McNabb so you'll keep this pathetic opinion that Vick is a better QB.

What will his mom say? You all know his mom never shuts up when her son is in the news.

And you idiots seem to be bothered by this. Who the fuck cares?

When will I be able to get a Vick Jersey for my Dog?
Can I get a Ron Mexico Eagle Jersey?

Please do both so the team can profit. Thanks.

Fucking stupid Eagles.

That you seem to be obsessed with.

In summary, keep crying about fans “you don't give a fuck about”

Justin Reply:
October 18th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
“The Eagles are one of the most talented teams in the league”

All I have to say is……13-9 LOSS to the RAIDERS. The mighty Eagles only tally 9 points against a team with a grand total of -77 Net Points

Go shove your head in a meat grinder you fucking loser

Derf

Wow TinkerBell. You were one busy little fairy this past couple days!

What? That comment is so fucking far out there
It's only out there because you're too stupid and/or ignorant to see the correlation between Eagle fans & religious zealots. Common man, how can a guy with 67 college degrees miss that? [laughs!!!]

Did you just watch a documentary and wanted to show everyone how much you know?
Well actually, it's just stuff I remember happening because; Waco was all over the news for weeks on end & anyone who's dealt with Krishnas at the airport tends not to forget it. But, being that you're an untraveled, uneducated, drunk (aka typical Philly fan), I suppose you think all this information only exists in documentaries.

Stay classy Philly!

Paul Reply:
August 17th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
It's only out there because you're too stupid and/or ignorant to see the correlation between Eagle fans & religious zealots.

No, it's a stupid comparison. Unless you think drunks acting like fools are the same thing as a wacked out cult. In that case half the country is a cult! Dope.

Well actually, it's just stuff I remember happening because; Waco was all over the news for weeks on end & anyone who's dealt with Krishnas at the airport tends not to forget it. But, being that you're an untraveled, uneducated, drunkI suppose you think all this information only exists in documentaries.

And obviously you don't pick up on when someone is fucking with you. So you watched the whole Branch Dividian saga unfold on TV. You're so much more cultured and traveled than me. Good for you.

Derf

God forbid a fan be optimistic about his team. I guess other fans never think it's their year so they don't watch. Right.
Waaaaa!

That's why they've constantly been chosen as the favorite in the NFC by experts. In actuality, the Eagles are one of the most talented teams in the league
And that's what wins Superbowls! Oh and Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

And you idiots seem to be bothered by this. Who the fuck cares?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

In summary, keep crying about fans “you don't give a fuck about”
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

C-R-Y-B-A-B-Y Crybaby!!!!!!!!!! [laughs!!!!!!!]

Paul Reply:
August 17th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
This post exemplifies you perfectly: weak.

Derf

No, it's a stupid comparison
Yeah it is! No wait. It really isn't. You're just having a hissy fit because you don't like it. [laughs]

Unless you think drunks acting like fools are the same thing as a wacked out cult.
Well, yes. That's exactly what I'm implying. Eagle fans are so blindly devoted, they don't even realize how stupid and irrational their behavior is. And just in case your wondering, Eagle fans are also a type of cult, you jackass.

And obviously you don't pick up on when someone is fucking with you
Oh right. Because here I thought you were sharing cupcake recipes. [laughs!]

You're so much more cultured and traveled than me
That goes without saying. My man, I think a pile of dog shit is more cultured than you. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

In that case half the country is a cult! Dope.
Half the country probably could be considered a cult, depending how you define it. But, I was equating Eagle fan fanaticism with religious zealotry. It's pretty simple. Are you really that stupid?

This post exemplifies you perfectly: weak.
Dare I say it? Fuck it.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [laughs!!!]

beef stew

Who gives a fuck about philly? this website does fail, and the eagles are just another football team…and i hate football so fuck it.

http://twitter.com/phillysucks phillysucks

I don't think you guys are fail in the right sense. I am not surprised.

beef stew

You fail at life also.

Derf

Who gives a fuck about philly?
Quick question. What the fuck are you doing here then?

this website does fail
Fails what exactly? It's always up & running. It's easy to navigate. It's organized. Michael is constantly updating the site's content. Oh….wait a second. It's the content you don't like. You can't enjoy the site because you're a whiny fucking school girl.

I don't think you guys are using fail in the right sense
Yep. Someone obviously lit the fuse on their tampons & they're fresh out of bon bons. [laughs]

beef stew Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 9:38 am
“you're a whiny fucking school girl”

Yea…good one. And i suppose your just another fat ass that sits on his lazy chair always on this site?.

derf=fail

Derf

And i suppose your just another fat ass that sits on his lazy chair always on this site
Intriguing supposition you have there. Stupid, but intriguing. [laughs]

derf=fail
Oh no. Anything but that! [laughs!]

CoalBurnerTown Reply:
October 5th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Phailadelphia!

Justin

“The Eagles are one of the most talented teams in the league”

All I have to say is……13-9 LOSS to the RAIDERS. The mighty Eagles only tally 9 points against a team with a grand total of -77 Net Points

Go shove your head in a meat grinder you fucking loser

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