Jul 08 2009
33 Comments
By Michael July 2009

Ironic

From: mets1fan183@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

I know this is a little belated however I have been meaning to write you about the yanks-Phils series that took place a few months ago and how classy most philly fans behaved during their visit to the new stadium. Im a porter at the new yankee stadium (the irony considering my email address but I gotta pay the bills)

  • Derf

    how classy most philly fans behaved
    And I saw the Virgin Mary in the pulled pork. [laughs!!!]

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  • Paul

    And I saw the Virgin Mary in the pulled pork.

    Seriously, did Philly fans beat you up? Nobody can actually be this bitter.

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  • Derf

    Seriously, did Philly fans beat you up? Nobody can actually be this bitter.
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Stop your crying Tinkerbell.

    Everyone knows using “classy” and “Philly fans” in the same sentence is a joke. Shut your pie hole and go do some pilates. [laughs!!!]

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  • Paul

    Everyone knows using “classy” and “Philly fans” in the same sentence is a joke

    But of course. You are the epitome of class my friend. We all know that already.

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  • Jay

    I wasnt finished with the email i sent it by mistake. I was being sarcastic when i said they were being classy. They made Red Sox fans look like the crowd who came to see Joel Osteen. Anyway that Friday a bunch of them came to my area which is behind the press box and started throwing around chairs and tables that the Yankees had set up there so the fans could eat before the game. One of the morons tried to throw a chair out a window that over looks the Harlem River. Thank god i called security and got the drunk fucker out. Then the next day it got worse a man who looked like he was in his mid to late 30s with his son proceded to taunt the workers at the cheesesteak stand in my area. Talking crap saying thats not real philly. Just when i thought the a hole was done he spit right into the steaks that were on the grill. The poor guys had to throw it all the meat away. Later on i went to go clean some vomit in the bleachers and this group on philly fans began to taunt the bleacher creatures about rings. Yes abou

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  • Jay

    Yes about rings. Philly fans comparing history to The Yanks is like Clipper fans trying to talk trash to Celtic fans. Thank god none of these philly idiots tried to urinate on the Babes monument at monument park.

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  • Derf

    You are the epitome of class my friend. We all know that already
    Says the inebriated pedophile with 62 college degrees. Wait, who/what are you this week? (Just curious!)[laughs!!!!!!!!]

    In any event; allow me to retort Tinkerbell. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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  • Paul

    Says the inebriated pedophile with 62 college degrees. Wait, who/what are you this week?

    Care to come by so I can show you my degrees? Or would you rather continue on with what you have dreamt up in your head? I know it’s difficult for you to get around when you’re 500lbs and all but I think you can manage.

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  • Paul

    They made Red Sox fans look like the crowd who came to see Joel Osteen.

    That’s ashame man. Sorry to hear you had to deal with them. We actually have the same problem with Mets fans from time to time who get drunk and proceed to do something to get arrested. I don’t understand it but I guess these idiots feel they need to cross a line to be a “real fan”. I sure as hell wouldn’t work at a stadium.

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  • Derf

    Care to come by so I can show you my degrees?
    I’d love to come by and “discuss” your fictitious degrees. But, a conniving chicken shit like you would never chance ruining his manicure to back up the shit talk. So lay off the act you drunken kiddie fiddler. No one is buying it. Go rub your nuts on your mother’s legs if you need to feel like a man again.

    Or would you rather continue on with what you have dreamt up in your head?
    Ahhhh. Ok then. So you’re a psychiatrist this week? And I bet you’ve got 37 degrees to prove it! [laughs!!!]

    I know it’s difficult for you to get around when you’re 500lbs and all but I think you can manage
    Oh yeah Betty Crocker? Well “every comment you make shows that you are trying to convince yourself that certain things are true, creating a false reality in which you feel more comfortable.” Oh man…I am one evil bastard aren’t I? Just admit that you feel monumentally stupid right now Tinkerbell. Seriously, just admit it. It’ll make you feel all fuzzy and warm.

    I sure as hell wouldn’t work at a stadium
    Is that by choice or because of Megan’s Law? [laughs!!!!!!]

    Do us all a favor. Stop being a little fucking crybaby and go “pump” some bon-bons you pillow biting shit stain.

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  • Jay

    Paul what the hell is that supposed to mean

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  • Paul

    Paul what the hell is that supposed to mean

    That I wouldn’t want to work around a bunch of aholes like that. Don’t worry, I wasn’t trying to insult you.

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  • Paul

    Just admit that you feel monumentally stupid right now

    Huh? For what? What the hell do you think you just accomplished with that long response?

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  • Derf

    Huh? For what?
    Huh? Whaa? Me? Me no stupitt! I drunked but no stupitt! [laughs!!!!!] Have another beer schmuck!

    What the hell do you think you just accomplished with that long response?
    The usual. Making you look like the colossally retarded asshole that you are (not that it’s very difficult, being you give me so much to work with).

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  • Paul

    The usual. Making you look like the colossally retarded asshole that you are

    We’re not even debating anything here. I came, you insulted, and that’s it. If that’s all it takes then you must think Philly fans make a lot of people look stupid. Because you know, all they do is act belligerent and insult people. Kind of like you.

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  • Derf

    I came, you insulted, and that’s it.
    Almost right.
    I made a general insult. You came. You soiled your panties. I insulted you for being a school girl.

    Kind of like you
    Lowbrow antics for lowbrow assholes (kind of like you). What’s the count on how many times I’ve explained this? 10? 20? 50 times? You really are a thick-headed retard, aren’t you?

    Good job on making Philly fans look like the “classy” folk they are purported to be! [laughs!!]

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  • Paul

    Good job on making Philly fans look like the “classy” folk they are purported to be!

    I didn’t do or say anything to suggest otherwise. Nice try though.

    Lowbrow antics for lowbrow assholes

    Oh yeah, I forgot that makes it ok. As long as there is a reason (in your head) to act like an asshole it’s just fine. That in no way makes you a hypocrite. Not even a little.

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  • The Iron Sheik

    First i wanna say mr michael i think your website is best in the world the number one in the world and i just want to say paul you are a fag piece of shit i can break your fucking back and fuck your ass make you humble. But you are a fag no good gay man worse than the cole hamles ill never respect you again. Paul haaack tooo

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  • Paul

    ill never respect you again

    You respected me?

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  • Derf

    Oh yeah, I forgot that makes it ok. As long as there is a reason (in your head) to act like an asshole it’s just fine.
    Holy fucking shit. He’s still crying? You’re worse than a goddamn woman.

    I didn’t do or say anything to suggest otherwise. Nice try though
    Oy Vey. You are one dumb mother fucker. Why do I bother?

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  • The Iron Sheik

    Paul i wish your girlfriend was 18 years or over 18 years so i could fuck your girlfriend. So she can go back to his girlfriend and say iron sheik has ten inch cock

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  • Paul

    Why do I bother?

    Because you have nothing better to do in your pathetically empty life full of hate.

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  • Derf

    Because you have nothing better to do in your pathetically empty life full of hate
    “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” says the resident tampon jockey. [laughs!!!]

    “every comment you make shows that you are trying to convince yourself that certain things are true, creating a false reality in which you feel more comfortable.”
    “Holy shit! I have never read a truer statement and it all makes sense.”

    [Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!]

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  • Paul

    every comment you make shows that you are trying to convince yourself that certain things are true, creating a false reality in which you feel more comfortable

    Did I say that before or something? I can’t even remember.

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  • Nameless

    This is a lie. I work at the Hard Rock at Yankee stadium and most pepole that work there (mainly Yankees fans, but even some Mets and Boston fans too) agreed that the Phillies fans were the worst thus far this season. Even Yankee fans preferred serving the Boston fans to Phillies fans. One Philly fan even peed on the floor in front of the bar (read: not the bathroom floor, but against the bar, letting his urine splash onto the floor).

    That was one of the the only games this season where we refused to serve shots because people had gotten so out of hand. Tons of people all with jerseys that hinted that they didn’t become fans until 2008. Out of thousands, I’d seen only one ABREU jersey and one CARLTON jersey. Every other jersey or Phillies memorabilia was purchased as a direct result of them getting to the postseason and winning the world series in 07/08.

    Phillies baseball = Bandwagon.

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  • Derf

    Did I say that before or something? I can’t even remember
    Well, you’re too stupid to remember or you choose not to remember. Either way, you look like an absent-minded fuckwit.

    Stay classy Tinkerbell. [laughs]

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  • Paul

    I’m sure the quote is buried somewhere around here from 1-2 years ago. You really are a loser and the quote fits you perfectly.

    Stay classy

    I would say the same to you but that’s nearly impossible. You’re too busy lowering yourself to the level of other’s for the sake of humanity. To think of the sacrafice you are making. It must be horrible for you to act so out of character.

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  • Derf

    I’m sure the quote is buried somewhere around here from 1-2 years ago
    It is. But I guess it’s easier for you to mask your incompetence with laziness. I expect it though, being that you’re a pathological drunk.

    You really are a loser
    Yeah! You told me Betty Crocker! [laughs!!!!!!]

    the quote fits you perfectly
    The original quote is intrinsically worthless you dopey retard. The ambiguity of it made it pointless as an insult. You didn’t wrap your thick skull around it then, and this newest comment only goes to show that you’re as clueless as ever.

    You really have no idea just how insulting it is when I repeat that comment (and your praising it), do you? Wait. Never mind. I’m talking to a guy who’s dumb as dog shit.

    You’re too busy lowering yourself to the level of other’s for the sake of humanity.
    I’m not entirely sure how my exemplification of Philly fans benefits humanity but, let’s go with that! [laughs]

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  • Paul

    I’m not entirely sure how my exemplification of Philly fans benefits humanity

    It doesn’t. It’s just a monumental waste of time and this is where I would call you a thick-headed drunkard or something like that for not picking up (or ignoring) the sarcasm.

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  • Paul

    Out of thousands, I’d seen only one ABREU jersey

    Why would somebody want to wear that jersey? I don’t quite get the logic behind judging a fanbase because they are wearing the jerseys of their current players.

    Phillies baseball = Bandwagon.

    You can say that about pretty much every type of fan except maybe Red Sox fans. Of course winning brings more fans to the ballpark.

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  • Derf

    It doesn’t.
    Thanks Captain Obvious. What ever would we do without your amazingly vigilant command of the English language? [laughs!]

    this is where I would call you a thick-headed drunkard or something like that for not picking up (or ignoring) the sarcasm
    Go ahead clown! I enjoy watching you make a complete ass of yourself. [Hahahahahahahahahaha!]

    Maybe you should suck down some more sauce, you effeminate numbskull. You’re not quite shit-faced enough to blame your stark inadequacies on alcohol.

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  • Jim

    We need more Iron Sheik.

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    Michael Reply:
    July 16th, 2009 at 8:34 am

    Ask and you shall receive.
    http://email.phillysucks.com/blog/2009/07/more-from-the-iron-sheik/

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