Apr 14 2009
7 Comments
By Michael April 2009

Need Eagle ammo!

From: ekmerril@rockwellcollins.com
Subject: Need Eagle ammo!

So I’m dating this amazing girl whom I really dig, problem is shes an Eagle fanatic. Actually, her whole family is. I need ammo, tired of getting bombarded by Eagles fans and only relying on a few snippets of info to come back with. Thanks in advance.

I think this should be opened up to the readers here. I know you got plenty to say.

  • Derf

    Well, they haven’t won a SuperBowl since its inception in 1967. That, in and of itself, is all you really need. No matter what they come back with, just ask them how many SuperBowl rings have the Eagles insignia on it.

    If they insist on bringing up the division & conference titles they won, say “Oh that’s right. Because 32 NFL teams strive to win division & conference titles but, the Lombardi is for losers”. Then laugh a lot.

    If they bring up that they’ve dominated the NFC East, just laugh.

    If they bring up how loyal they are, laugh harder.

    Finally, tell them that until their precious Eagles win the Big Dance, you can’t take them seriously.

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  • derek

    As in eagles fan…

    1. Fans cried “Mutiny” againt the front office when we let an overpaid 34 year old SAFETY walk

    2. Reggie brown missed the endzone in the redskings game by 3 inches ( it would have tied or won us the game)

    3.Desean jackson threw the ball back before he reached the endzone

    4.Mcnabb was becnhed

    and thats in one year

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  • Jim

    Just sing the accurate version of the Eagles fight song.

    Cry Eagles Cry…on your woeful history.
    Cry Eagles Cry…fight songs are for college teams.
    Eagles choke. Fans ask why. And watch the Eagles fry.
    Cry Eagles Cry…and watch Lurie save money.

    L-O-S-E-R-S EAGLES!

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  • derek

    Lurie is on the fucking billionare list

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  • Rich

    Just keep it basic, say Fuck you you philly asshole,get a life, and until the Eagles actually win something other than a division title kiss my ass.

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  • Jr.

    1. 0-2 in Super Bowls
    2. “I Think Barber is still running”; Circa Tampa championship game
    3. McChokey= Regular season superman-post season choker
    4. Blowing chunks in the Superbowl= Priceless
    5. E-A-G-L-E-S means Eagles are gonna lose every season
    6. Only team in their division NEVER to win a Lombardi
    7. Beating up Santa at the Vet, classless
    8. The only team in the NFL to have a jail in the basement to process the drunks faster.
    9. The Second place team in Pa. Steelers Baby.
    10. An absolute disgusting display of drunken disorderly at home games.
    11. NFC championships are paper trophies
    12. 43 years of futility
    13 Phillysucks.com Awesome!

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  • Jim

    “43 years of futility”

    Going on 49 now. :)

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