Mar 12 2009
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By Michael March 2009

Spectrum Memories from the Iron Sheik

From: ironsheiknum1@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

In the 1986 I was in the Philadelphia Spectrum in tag match, and I had that no good jabroni Brian Blair in camel clutch. I was ready to break his back, fuck his ass, make him humble. Then some no good motherfucker fan throws beer bottle in ring. The bottle hit me in head, then they throw nother beer bottle. They keep throwin beer bottle the security got me and Nikolai Volkov out of the ring, the people of the philadelphia are a bunch of no good motherfuckers low life worse than hulk hogan. I dont like them, that stinky fat ass from the Philly big black guy the Ryan Howard is another punk gay motherfucker worse than ultimate warrior. I hate the philladelphia they are low life mother fucker

  • Derf

    that no good jabroni
    Not a jabroni! That’s almost as bad as a macaroni!

    No wait. That’s just gay. [laughs!]

    [it's an inside joke folks]

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  • Paul

    Still can’t get me off your mind, huh?

    LOL at the email.

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  • Derf

    Still can’t get me off your mind, huh?
    You forgot again? My man, your memory retention is beyond pitiful.

    Cliff notes version:
    You’re a conniving pedophile. A stupid ass. A drunk. A gum-flapping candy ass. Pretty much the standard definition of a piece of shit.

    I thought I made it clear that I plan on making your stay here as miserable as possible? Actually I did make it clear. You’re just too busy sucking down the sauce & stalking kids to remember.

    Cheers! Until we have this conversation again, for the umpteenth time. [laughs]

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  • Paul

    Still amazes me how one sentence can get such a long response. You must be a real bitch in person.

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  • Derf

    Nice Betty Crocker! But, let me just re-word your reply to correctly reflect your huge manly nipples:

    “Still amazes me how one sentence can get such a long response punk bitch punk punk ass bitch. You must be a real bitch in person bitch punk bitch bitch punk mother fucking bitch ass punk.”

    There. That should be enough “punks” & “bitches” to make you feel like a man for a couple days. Add some of that cheap vodka you suck down on a regular basis & you might even intimidate some preschoolers. [laughs!!!!]

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  • Paul

    LOL

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  • The Iron Sheik

    paul i wanna let you know that you are punk motherfucker like that jabroni the donovan mcnabb, if you think your man ill show you im gonna beat the fuck out of you then put my 10 inch cock in your fucking ass. paul i dont respect the fag, i dont respect the gay you are a punk because you suck on the children worse than micheal jackson.

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  • Derf

    “I bet your natural charm has made you a good sprinter” – Hobbes

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  • Derf

    if you think your man ill show you im gonna beat the fuck out of you
    Don’t buy into the bullshit Iron Sheik. He’s a gutless candy ass.

    There’s probably a good helping of people who visit this site, that would love to lay him out (including me). But, the short term benefits don’t outweigh the long term consequences. Fucking with a spineless shit stain like Tinker Bell is usually disadvantageous in the long haul.

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  • ColtsBaby

    I wouldn’t meet up with him derf. What kind of lunatic thinks that people have nothing better to do but meet up with weirdos from the internet? He has such a creepy personality. BTW, what was up with that other person using your name? People lack creativity! Gotta go! Talk soon!

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  • Derf

    What kind of lunatic thinks that people have nothing better to do but meet up with weirdos from the internet?
    Hmmm. Pedophiles & asshole Philly fans?

    He has such a creepy personality
    Yeah. The kind that tends to get a person arrested. [laughs]

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    The Iron Sheik Reply:
    March 13th, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    you know paul wants to be gay cocksucker faggot worse than ultimate warrior

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  • Joe

    Ultimate Warrior was the man…and “The Iron Sheik” do you know that the letter “a” is in our alphabet, and you should probably use it in sentences.

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  • The Iron Sheik

    YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH. FUCK YOU. IF YOU THINK ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS A GOOD MAN THEN YOU ARE A FAG SON OF A BITCH. WORSE THAN PAUL.

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  • Joe

    why do you keep talking about fucking people’s asses?

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    The Iron Sheik Reply:
    March 22nd, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Fuck you you stinky fat ass if you think your man come show me im gonna beat the fuck out of you with my little pinky then im gonna make you humble you cheap jew son of a bitch im gonna fuck your ass with my 10 inch cock till you get message

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