Mar 02 2009
15 Comments
By Michael March 2009

Bye Bye Dawkins!

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Subject: Bye Bye Dawkins!

They’re gonna write you this year.

No dawkins + horrible draft = not this year either.

Republican_bob

  • Derf

    These clowns were all over sports blogs, whimpering & sniveling because they lost their prodigal son. As far as I’m concerned, it couldn’t have happened to a bigger bunch of whiny assholes. I love it!

    Let’s see who they take it out on this year. I’m casting my vote that they boo the Pope. [laughs!]

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  • Paul

    The way the fans are getting over Dawkins is pathetic. He’s a football player. It had to happen sooner or later.

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  • The Iron Sheik

    Paul im gonna let you know, you are punk little gay son of a bitch, im gonna put you in camel clutch break your back then fuck your ass make you humble.

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  • Derf

    Don’t get him all fired up Iron Sheik. He’ll get mad & claim that he can bench press your house. Then he’ll go into a tizzy trying to impregnate the site with his “manhood”. [laughs!]

    Actually, you know what? Never mind. The more we keep him occupied here, the less the kids will have to deal with his advances at the playground.

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  • Paul

    I don’t even know how to respond to that. Good job. LOL.

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  • Paul

    Derf,

    Would you like more attention?

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  • Derf

    Would you like more attention?
    Depends. If ridiculing you for being a stupid asshole is a cry for attention, then I guess I am.

    And could you say “bitch” for me again Tinker Bell?
    I’m trying to visualize what a queer Clint Eastwood in a Barbie poncho would be like. Maybe throw some glittery tassels on your pants & tampon holsters for an added effect? [laughs!!!!]

    Common Betty Crocker. Grope your balls & show us how a real man does pilates!

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  • Paul

    And could you say “bitch” for me again

    I don’t take requests from girley men who want to be called names.

    You can’t stop bringing that conversation up. Guess it really got your panties in a bunch, huh?

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  • Derf

    I don’t take requests from girley men who want to be called names.
    girley men? [laughs!] What are you? A fruity version of Arnold Schwarzenegger now?!

    Queerinator – starring Betty Crocker as himself [laughs!!!]

    My fucking ribs are killing me. You just made me laugh harder than I have in weeks Tinker Bell. I may have to quote that one in the future!

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  • Paul

    More internet trash talking. Glad to see you’re back to your old form. Sorry I had to throw you off last week and make you look like a punk. I won’t waste my time doing that again.

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  • Derf

    You said it all wrong. It’s supposed to go like this:

    “Sorry I had to throw you off last week and make you look like a punk. Now, I’m going to the “gym” and when I get back, I’m going to rub my gigantic nuts all over the keyboard bitch. And don’t think I won’t punk! I’m a bad ass bitch! Really I am! Look how hard my nipples are!”

    [laughs!!!!!!] Homer said it best. “You are gay”

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  • ColtsBaby

    lol! You are too much derf

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  • The Iron Sheik

    Paul you are a fucking no good motherfucker you are not even in derf class i had you in camel clutch break you fuck back and fuck your ass

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  • Derf

    you are not even in derf class
    That kind of goes without saying. These assholes can’t even outsmart a hubcap, let alone hold their own against me.
    [laughs]

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  • The Iron Sheik

    Paul is a fag motherfucker piece of shit, he go tell everybody hes a tougher than Dan gabel hes a tougher than kurt angle hes a tougher than iron sheik worse than donovan mcnabb

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