Feb 04 2009
48 Comments
By Michael February 2009

Steeler Nation rules

From: Bowhunter217@cs.com
Subject: Steeler Nation rules, be jealous, very jealous!

What all you Philthy fans witnessed Feb 1st was a battle of two quarterbacks that deserved to be there, not wishing they were there. They worked hard and had the talent to be there. Unlike McChokey, he is a regular season superman who kills you during the season but dies like a dog in the post season. The worst thing that just happened is him and fat ass Reid making it to the NFCC game. All that did was cement the fact you girls will be watching his antics for a few more years. Enjoy that, I will.

Also The Steelers as predicted are enjoying their 6th, SIXTH Lombardi while you ass clowns have yet to hoist just one. I am loving the fact that the Steelers are the new Americas team. Just be jealous we got big Ben and you guys have 5 cent head…

SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS STEELERS!!!!!!! 6 PACK ATTACK.

  • John

    Donovan Mcnabb doesnt deserve to play in the Superbowl?

    Did the Steelers beat the Eagles this year?

    ok again maybe its extremely irrelevant now

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    4giveusbillypenn Reply:
    February 6th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    Did the Steelers beat the Eagles this year?

    omg, did you just fucking say that? you deserve every misery that haunts your existence.

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    Jr. Reply:
    February 8th, 2009 at 10:37 am

    What happened in week 3 was irrelevant. It has no bearing on the end results. ALso the Steelers stuglle in Philthy for whatever reason and the same as the Eagirls struggle in Pittsburgh. Does not matter now dolt.

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  • Derf

    ok again maybe its extremely irrelevant now
    Yeah, it is. Stop crying you blubbering pissant.

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  • Primenti Brothers > Pats Cheesesteaks

    Ahhhhh 6 Lombardi trohpies, and a great QB who isn’t a choke artist feels pretty damn good.

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  • Paul

    a great QB who isn’t a choke artist feels pretty damn good.

    Ehhhh, I wouldn’t go that far. He absolutely sucked in the first Super Bowl and did good in this one. He redeemed himself with that final drive but I would tone it down just a bit.

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  • Jr.

    Paula, you are kidding right? He struggled in SB 40 but was stellar in SB 43… I will tone it down when you guys win a Lombardi. Which if I am reading correctly will not happen until Fat Ass Reid and McChokey are gone which will not be soon. I heard Howard Foreskin saying he has 2 years left on his deal and Reid will not be fired cause “He keeps them competetive”??? So there ya go, you guys have at least 2 years of sub par football and at least 3 years to rebuild.

    U R DONE.

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  • Paul

    He struggled in SB 40 but was stellar in SB 43

    Jr. don’t take this as me trash talking. It’s not. Big Ben is a good QB but I wouldn’t label him great. He will be known as a winner no matter what and he does have “it”. However, he has always had a great defense and running game and many times he doesn’t even need to throw the ball more than 20 times.

    He has shown that more times than not he can be depended on though. I like him as an athlete a lot so I’m not trashing him.

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  • Derf

    I am a little pussy who has nothing to do in life but to go on this site ALL DAY. (laughs!)

    P.S. my name is just my real name Fred (which is such a gay fucking name) backwards. (laughs!)

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  • Derf

    oh and just so you guys know, I am a HUGE fan of the Cowboys and Mets! Go Boys!! (laughs!)

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  • Derf

    Paula, you blubbering pissant!!! (that didn’t sound GAY at all, right?)

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  • http://www.phillysucks.com Michael

    Something tells me, that is not really Derf…

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  • Derf

    Something tells me, that is not really Derf…
    Either that, or I was possessed by a retarded ghost. [laughs]

    Another case of some whiny shit stain using stupid antics to get my attention. But stunts like this only add more fuel to my already overinflated ego. Thanks jackass!

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  • Paul

    So is the “Derf = Fred” thing really true?

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  • Derf

    So is the “Derf = Fred” thing really true?
    No. Derf = Motumbo backwards.
    [laughs!] You fucking bonehead.

    And my alias actually comes from something even more simple than “Fred” backwards (And no, it’s not my real name). But I like watching you have mental convulsions struggling to understand the deep philosophical symbolism of “Derf”.

    I swear, the attention I get from you clowns is priceless. [laughs]

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  • Paul

    Actually, until now, I’ve never given your name a second thought. Stop flattering yourself. This fucking delusion you have of self-importance on a blog is pathetic.

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  • The Iron Sheik

    that jabroni paul is another fag son of a bitch, worse than Michael Jackson

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  • Paul

    jabroni

    Wow, that hurt. Not a jabroni!! That’s almost as bad as a macaroni. LOL!

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  • Derf

    this fucking delusion you have of self-importance on a blog is pathetic
    Well, “every comment you make shows that you are trying to convince yourself that certain things are true, creating a false reality in which you feel more comfortable.”

    “Holy shit! I have never read a truer statement and it all makes sense.”

    [laughs!!!] Feeling stupid Tinker Bell?

    That’s almost as bad as a macaroni
    Hey Mr. College Grad, go Google “jabroni”. Then spend a few minutes digesting how completely fucking stupid your reply was. By the way, you’re doing a bang-up job of disproving that Philly fans are nothing more than a bunch of uneducated assholes. [laughs!]

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  • Paul

    “Holy shit! I have never read a truer statement and it all makes sense.”

    You seem to use this quote as a crutch whenever you have nothing to say. Truth is, you’re some guy on a blog who thinks he actually means something to anybody here. You’re just a waste of time. Like playing a video game or watching TV. You could drop dead tomorrow and I wouldn’t know or care. I would just find something else to do to fill that 5 minutes of my time every other day.

    Hey Mr. College Grad, go Google “jabroni”. Then spend a few minutes digesting how completely fucking stupid your reply was.

    I used to watch wrestling, putz. It was a joke. I like how you liken wrestling slang to education. Talk about hilarious. Wow. LOL!

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  • Derf

    You seem to use this quote as a crutch whenever you have nothing to say.
    I actually reference that quote to make you feel like a stupid asshole for praising an intrinsically useless statement. Why? Because you’re a stupid asshole & I love rubbing it in [laughs!]

    You’re just a waste of time.
    Waaaaaaaa! Dry up those little school girl tears & ignore me then, you fucking crybaby.

    It was a joke
    Stop insulting people’s intelligence you dopey shitheel. The only fool dumb enough to buy into that line of bullshit is jose. First you claim to have college degrees but, I’d be amazed if a weak-minded shit stain like you even has a GED. Then you tried to debate hockey when you clearly didn’t know a fucking thing about the sport. Now all of a sudden, you’re a wrestling fan. Tomorrow you’ll be a nun. Next week, you’ll be an astronaut. It never ends! [laughs!]

    I like how you liken wrestling slang to education.
    Actually, I likened your typically idiotic reply to a lack of education. Because your reply was really fucking stupid. It also demonstrated that you’re an incoherent dipshit who can’t be bothered to look up a word before spouting some irrelevant nonsense. Oh wait. You expect us to believe it was a joke. [laughs!!]

    But, I’ve come to enjoy your presence here Tinker Bell. Because I thrive on using a conniving piece of shit (like you) as the proverbial pinata.

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  • Paul

    I never said I was a wrestling fan. Used to watch wrestling. Read, numbnuts. I’ve never seen anybody get their panties in a bunch over a joke (whether you thought it was stupid or not). I guess you must be a huge wrestling fan or something. Good for you. Get over it you fucking baby and go watch RAW or something.

    Anyway, I see a whole bunch of words saying the same thing as they always say so I’ll spare myself another long-winded discussion with a bitch.

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  • Derf

    I never said I was a wrestling fan. Used to watch wrestling.
    That’s not the point numbnuts. The point is, you’ll pretend to be and/or know anything so long as it benefits you. That’s what con-artists do. How the fuck did you miss that?

    I’ve never seen anybody get their panties in a bunch over a joke
    Still trying to play it off as a joke, eh? Just how stupid are the people you hang out with?

    Get over it you fucking baby
    You actually have the cojones to call someone else a baby? [laughs!!!] Are you fucking kidding me or what?!

    so I’ll spare myself another long-winded discussion with a bitch
    You’ll be seeking my attention in the near future. You can’t help it. You have some deranged fetish that includes me making you look like an asshole. Why else would you keep coming back to a site where you’re constantly made fun of?

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  • Paul

    you’ll pretend to be and/or know anything so long as it benefits you

    Pretend? I used to watch wrestling as a kid religiously. How is this even that big of a deal? It’s almost unreal. You think I’m lying about watching wrestling, fine. Stick with that. LOL.

    Why else would you keep coming back to a site where you’re constantly made fun of?

    Because I like the idea that people hate me without even knowing me. If I came here declaring my hate for Philly we’d get along just fine. I’d rather you not like me though. Don’t really like bigots (funny you call me that all the time too. Maybe you should look up the definition).

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  • Derf

    You think I’m lying about watching wrestling
    No. I think you lie about all kinds of shit. That’s what conniving assholes do. Get it yet?

    If I came here declaring my hate for Philly we’d get along just fine
    um. DUH. You are such a fucking imbecile.

    Don’t really like bigots (funny you call me that all the time too.
    Let me get this straight. You’re on a site titled PhillySucks crying about my prejudices against Philly fans. My man, you not only epitomize being a stupid fuck, you readily embrace it. [laughs!!]

    Keep up the good work Einstein!

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  • Derf

    Paula, you blubbering pissant! (laughs!)

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  • Derf

    I love the Cowboys! 44-6 ain’t that bad, right? That’s almost a touchdown scored! Besides, who cares how bad we are right now, 10 years ago we won a playoff game!!

    Oh, and a little admission of a secret of mine: I searched up “jabroni” right after what Paula said, so I could come up with another BRILLIANT insult and make all my friends (AKA the guys on this site) respect me even more than they do already! After all, you all know I dedicate my life to this site because I need to over-compensate for my Millimeter Peter. (laughs!) And Paula fell for it, I can’t believe he doesn’t know 95% of society doesn’t know what jabroni means! (laughs!)
    And my Mets will go all the way this year!

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  • Derf

    While I applaud my retarded brother’s tenacity, it does bring one thing into question. What kind of anti-social couch stain has nothing better to do at 3AM but vie for my attention?

    While most people are enjoying a good night’s rest, this fucking clown is feverishly humping his keyboard in hopes to get a rise out of me. Seriously, are you pregnant or something? Have you completely lost your fucking mind? My man, it’s 3AM. Go to bed before you blow a gasket and soil your diapers. [laughs]

    One other thing. Cowboys & Mets fan? [laughs!!] No thanks my man. Keep your Cowgirls and Metropolitans. I’d like to see some championships in this lifetime!

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  • Derf

    I must really be going crazy now! I’m arguing with myself again! [laughs!!]

    How could I deny my own teams? Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot I only announce my teams after a championship win. I must be turning into a blubbering pissant like Paula! [laughs!]
    Michael, you must have made a mistake when you kept this site up, I remember reading something along the lines of “this site is dedicated to the inability of any Philadelphia sports team to win ONE championship in the last however-many years.” Oh Michael, you jabroni-blowing nincompoop! [laughs!!]

    I also thoroughly enjoy penis!

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  • Derf

    Michael, you must have made a mistake when you kept this site up,
    Ahhh. It’s becoming a little more clear now. Your entire existence is marred because this site is the proverbial thorn in your side. A testament to the colossal embarrassment you call Philly sport’s franchises.

    What’s even funnier is that you’re all bent out of shape because Michael won’t take the site down. It makes no difference what he, I, or anyone else says on this site. Just knowing that PhillySucks is up & running, is enough make you shit your little britches. I fucking love it! [laughs!!]

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  • Derf

    P.S. I love little boy penis. [laughs!]

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  • Derf

    I love little boy penis.
    [laughs!!] Is your repertoire really that limited?

    Common my man, you can’t possibly be be repeating insults already. I refuse to believe that someone of your intellectual prowess could fall so profoundly short on comedic savvy. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you were shit-faced drunk when you wrote that. What else you got?

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  • Paul

    Grammatical errors in two straight posts? Wow, this guy is really getting under Derf’s skin. LOL!

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  • Derf

    Grammatical errors in two straight posts?
    Ahhh. I should have guessed Tinker Bell. So you’re not Chuck Norris anymore? I’ll take a stab & guess you’re pretending to be a school teacher this week? [laughs!!!] You make it too fucking easy sometimes, I swear.

    Now, put the teacher costume away and go back to downloading kiddie porn. And relax already! I’ll be making you look like an asshole soon enough. It’s my retarded brother’s turn right now. [laughs]

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  • Paul

    Why don’t you shut the fuck up and avoid revealing how much of a pussy you actually are? Are you that much of a little bitch that you must have the last word in every conversation?

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  • Derf

    Yeah! Tell me how it is Tinker Bell! [laughs!!] Lay down the law!

    I fucking love it! This is the crème de la crème of your bullshit finally rearing its ugly ass head. All this time you spent trying to convince me & everyone else that you were not like the typical Philly fan. And now here you are, acting just like the cock sucking assholes you claimed you were nothing like.

    You’re no intellectual. You’re no college grad. You’re nothing but a two-bit, piece of garbage. I can’t think of any reason for me (or anyone else) to believe anything you say.

    Oh that’s right. You want to meet up, just so you can show me how true all your bullshit is. And I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn you lying sack of shit. [laughs]

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  • Paul

    Nah, I just realized that the only way to talk to someone like you is to act like a complete asshole. It seems to be the only language you speak. You’re a complete punk and should be treated as such. I won’t talk to anyone else on this site like this because nobody else deserves it.

    That meeting is still open by the way if you have grown a pair.

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  • Derf

    Nah, I just realized that the only way to talk to someone like you is to act like a complete asshole
    Well, you’re good at acting. That’s what swindlers do best.

    You’re a complete punk and should be treated as such
    And you’re a belligerent, conniving pedophile & should be treated as such.

    That meeting is still open by the way if you have grown a pair
    I’m sure it is. Because there’s not a doubt in my mind that a gutless chicken-shit like you would actually show up too. [laughs!] Why don’t you go to the “gym” & pump some bon bons, candy-ass.

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  • Paul

    gutless chicken-shit like you would actually show up too.

    Keep telling yourself that you bitch. It’ll help you cope with the fact that you are a punk.

    Other than that I don’t have much else to say to you about this topic that I haven’t already said.

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  • Derf

    Here’s how I see it Tinker Bell.

    I really don’t believe any of your bullshit anymore. You’re a pathological liar & swindler. What’s even worse, is you refuse to own up to it, even in the face of ridicule. And will you stop trying so hard to convince me (or anyone else), that you’re anything besides a gutless degenerate & a fraud?

    I also shudder to think what goes on in that fucked-up little world you live in. All the people you’ve tried to screw over the years. Do your neighbors even know that they live next to a two-faced sicko?

    In any event, do us all a favor & lay off the sauce Ike. I’m also thinking maybe you could go fuck yourself, kiddy fiddler. What do you think?

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  • Paul

    Still needs the last word? Ok, I know this is going to be hard but try letting this be the very last post of the discussion. Is the bitch up for the challenge?

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  • Derf

    Is the bitch up for the challenge?
    I think saying something that gay would get your ass beat in high school. No wait. I know it would.

    I think I almost feel embarrassed for you at this point. But, by all means, huff & puff some more Betty Crocker. [laughs!!]

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  • Derf

    Paula, I will meet with you ANYTIME. Just don’t forget the rubbers and some lube, because I will FUCK you up Tinker Bell. [laughs!]

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  • Derf

    To my retarded brother. Can you at least put some effort into your insults? When I read your stuff, I feel like I’m watching a vulgar version of sesame street.

    Just don’t forget the rubbers and some lube, because I will FUCK you up Tinker Bell
    My man, that’s just plain stupid. And I think you know it.

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  • ColtsBaby

    Hi derf! long time no talk! Roommates say hello too. I see you have ruffled Paul’s feathers pretty good again. What’s up with him trying so hard to impress you? My friend says she thinks Paul needs ritalin. lol! Well have fun and I’m going to try and write more. See you soon!

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  • Derf

    Hey ColtsBaby, welcome back! Tell everyone I said hello back.

    What’s up with him trying so hard to impress you?
    I think he wants me to bend him over & give him some hot monkey love. [laughs!!]
    Seriously? I don’t have a fucking clue. The convoluted queen has mistaken my unwillingness to meet him at “makeout point”, for him being a man. He doesn’t quite comprehend how real-life works just yet.

    But, you have to watch him shoot his load all over the site now. It’s actually pretty funny to watch one of the biggest fruits on the site thump his hairless chest. And I’m going to start counting how many times he says “bitch”, now that his nipples are all hard from watching old Chuck Norris flicks. [laughs]

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  • ColtsBaby

    I hear ya derf. He just gets so mad over such dumb stuff. I love this website but I would never take it so seriously.

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  • Derf

    Well, once he’s done trying to lick his own balls, he’ll hopefully realize how monumentally stupid he was. And desperate. And embarrassing. And full of shit. [laughs]

    I’ll say this much. I’ve never seen someone so bizarrely fixated with trying to prove their manhood. Then again, he probably idolizes me in some sadistic sense. Maybe that’s why he tries so hard to gain my respect. Not sure I really give a shit.

    I say we move on to greener pastures.

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