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Oct 30 2008

By Michael October 2008

The Morning After

Again, more emails that came in over night. All in one post.

From: Mmm200506@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

reset the clock dickhead

From: henry.moore@bms.com
Subject: you suck

Maybe you will go get a life now. By the way were the hell are you from.

From: stevebarber1021@yahoo.com
Subject: Start the meter

here is to the next 30 years of Philly not winning a championship!

From: popapork@hotmail.com
Subject: Damnit

I hate to say it, Congrats to the scumbags/hookers/assholes of Philly. You’re city finally one a championship. Don’t let it go to your heads though,your city still sucks because it took you 25 years to win one damn championship.

#1BH

Personnally, I like the first and third posts. The first post is blunt and to the point. A true keeper (sorry, no offense Michael.) The third post….well, given the amount of times Philly teams actually DO win a championship, it could very well take another 25 – 30 years!! LOL

p.s. popapork gets a special mention here too…at least he was man enough to be a stand-up guy!!

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Jose

I’m gonna give credit where credit is due, the Phillies earned a title, they played with Guts, something I cant say for my team. I agree with poppa pork, it does not mean that your city is gonna dominate.

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Derf

Don’t let it go to your heads though,your city still sucks
Shhhhh! Let them think that everyone respects Philly now.

[laughs]

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AJ

Wow, one championship…

Blue Jays have been around since 1977 and have as many World Series trophies…just letting you know.

Philadelphia still sucks.

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Rich

I agree with Jose about giving credit where it’s due. I give credit to the Mets for letting Philly into the playoffs. If the Mets don’t collapse for the 2nd straight year, Philly is once again watching the playoffs. Then I credit the Rays with playing bad ball. Lots of errors gave the Sillies tons of chances. Last night if the Rays infield plays at normal depth, the 2nd baseman doesn’t drop the ball and the Sillies don’t score and the Rays win. If the Sillies are in the AL East with the rays they don’t even make the wildcard. Fuck the Phillies and the whole city of Philadelphia. 2 world titles in over a century isn’t bad I guess. The marlins won 2 in 14 years. The Sillies are way overrated and the fans are THE biggest pieces of shit in sports.

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jose

Lmao you guys sure are classless…i wonder what teams you like rofl…youb are pathetic…hahha…o and for the person who ownz this site…well then how does it feel being a dumbass right now lmao!im not saying that you should shut down your site but i want to ask you a question.What do you have against philly huh?i know something yet so little could not make you hate them so much and i am a new yorker too.Youre hate is just arrogance to tell you the truth you are not a real fan sorry to tell you.Sigh i dont think you should be posting anymorre crap or talk shit right now about philly please.because they have just finished winning the october classic…well then if you were to be a respectful human being or fan you would atleast give some respect philly.beacuse you have nothing on the phillies now.you sir have just got owned.i am more civilized then the other phillie fans around here why am i not suprised that philliy fans wer going to riot after the game.One more thing if you just keep putting more crap post about philly its your choice and your life lmao…not my problem if you want to live in hate for the reast of your life…is that even hate lolz..now then let the jealousy begin hahaha…sigh.

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Jose

Your from New York and your defending Philly?

Wow, P.S. Ever hear of hooked on phonics you frontrunning fudge pakcer

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http:/www.phillysucks.com Michael

I think most people assume I write these emails. I just post them as they come in. 99.9% of what is written in this blog is not from me. I did not think it was that hard to tell but I guess it is…

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Paul

I agree with Jose about giving credit where it’s due. I give credit to the Mets for letting Philly into the playoffs. If the Mets don’t collapse for the 2nd straight year, Philly is once again watching the playoffs. Then I credit the Rays with playing bad ball. Lots of errors gave the Sillies tons of chances. Last night if the Rays infield plays at normal depth, the 2nd baseman doesn’t drop the ball and the Sillies don’t score and the Rays win. If the Sillies are in the AL East with the rays they don’t even make the wildcard. Fuck the Phillies and the whole city of Philadelphia. 2 world titles in over a century isn’t bad I guess. The marlins won 2 in 14 years. The Sillies are way overrated and the fans are THE biggest pieces of shit in sports.

If, if, if, if, if.

If Asante Samuel caught that interception the Giants lose the Super Bowl.
If the Lakers played better the Celtics wouldn’t have won a championship last year.

See how stupid that sounds?

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Derf

If Paula wasn’t a raging pedophile, his hard drive wouldn’t be full of child porn.
If Philly wasn’t a second-rate shit hole of a city, people might respect it.
If Philly fans weren’t complete cock-sucking pieces of shit, a 9 year old wouldn’t have gotten beer poured on him.

Yeah, it does sound really stupid! [laughs]

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Paul

Hey Derf, who won the 2008 World Series championship?

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Rich

Hey Paul, the Rays lost the 2008 World Series Championship. The Phillies didn’t win it.

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http://mrphillysuckssucks.com matt

hide behind the internet u cowards. i know one thing, you may hate philly but i guess we are always in your thoughts. i dont think about things i dont like because i have a life. i think people are just jealous. everyone knows philly is the greatest city in the world and the birthplace of america. none of you would be here if it wasnt for this town.

i dont even hate you guys, you are too pathetic. i feel sorry for you all. try to find something you like and excel in it, maybe you will feel better about yourself. and maybe you will get laid, who knows.

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http://mrphillysuckssucks.com whois

mr philly sucks got paranoid when someone posted his information on his own blog. dumb ass didnt even know his info was out there. hahahaha, u moron!!! i see u finally figured out how to hide yourself. he lives in hatboro, horsham, or warminster pa. i forget which one, but its one of those towns. what a pussy

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Paul

Hey Paul, the Rays lost the 2008 World Series Championship. The Phillies didn’t win it.

Hahahahahaha, you keep telling yourself that while we enjoy our parade and official 2008 World Champions off season.

Let me know which team is referred to as defending champion when the season starts next year.

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Derf

So, Paula’s got a chubby because his Phillies won a World Series, eh?
[laughs]
Well enjoy it while you can Paula! Because after the dust settles, you’ll still be the same old shit-faced tinker bell.

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Paul

Well enjoy it while you can Paul

Thanks!

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http:/www.phillysucks.com Michael

The guy who is hiding behind a fake aol email and name and he is calling me out. That makes sense.

I knew my name and address was out there. I gave it during interviews you idiot. For six years I did not not care if my information was out there. That changed when I got threatening phone calls in the middle of the night.

So if that was you who was calling me, thanks. I got your comcast IP address now. That’s all I needed.

Who’s the smart one now?

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Derf

So if that was you who was calling me, thanks. I got your comcast IP address now. That’s all I needed
These assholes are still calling you? How fucking pathetic.

Make an example out of this shit-eating jerkoff.

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Paul

So if that was you who was calling me, thanks. I got your comcast IP address now. That’s all I needed.

Sorry to hear that Mike. Some people are just pathetic human beings with no life.

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jose

this post is to the other jose…you know the pussy one.Ok first of all i am not a front runner aka bandwagon fan like you ok!!! i am a tru diehard yankeez fan and die hard philidelphia eagles fan so gtfo you bitch!i wish you would come to my block and say that to my face you would not come out alive.And the reason why i am defending the phillies is because you ignorrant bitches keep shiting on a team that just won a title!!you are just mad because your team has not won a title in a long time?!?!?!sure my team has not won for a while either but i bet we are doing better then any team you like…or follow.O and if you still want to keep hating on philly go ahead no one is stopping you.All i know is all of you peoples hatred will be the spiral down fall to all of your lives.Keep hating philly fans are just going to take it as jealousy.

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Jose

“this post is to the other jose…you know the pussy one”

Talking to yourself eh? What else are the voices in your head telling you

“i am a tru diehard yankeez fan and die hard philidelphia eagles fan so gtfo you bitch!”

English please

“And the reason why i am defending the phillies is because you ignorrant bitches keep shiting on a team that just won a title!!you are just mad because your team has not won a title in a long time?!?!?”

I know you cant exceed a Pre-K reading level, and your grammar sucks however in previous posts I gave the Phillies props for winning the title, what I dont give props to is to most Philly fans who thinks that one title makes Philadelphia into the winningest sports city in history. I’m a die hard Mets fan but I’m realistic my team has shit the bed two years in a row, however I’m not gonna jump the bandwagon or gravy train the rival of my rivals because they won a title. I didn’t do it to the Red Sox when they won last year, and I wasn’t gonna do it if the Rays won this year.

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jose

Jose i am talking to you o and yes you are the pussy one…hahaha once again you are talking like yo are superior.Well your not…you are far from being supirior the only supirior one is god ok.So shut up and get a life and no i am not a kid like you so please save your snotty ass attitude trying to explain to me what is a bandwagon fan because i am certainly not one.You keep being a hypocrite you want to know why?…it is because you are acting like you have perfect grammar which you dont lmao…and perfect spelling…which you dont either.Please people really hate it when people act like that.It really is not a good look for a person to have such a attitude like that.Well does it even matter hahaha..i bet you are ugly anyway.

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Jose

“you are far from being supirior the only supirior one is god”

and you are far from a Pre-K reading level, my 2 year old Niece has better grammar skills than you.

“no i am not a kid like you so please save your snotty ass attitude trying to explain to me what is a bandwagon fan because i am certainly not one.”

You weren’t on this site before, now that the Phillies won you flap your gums like your the biggest Phillie fan on earth. That’s a bandwagon jumper if you ask me

“You keep being a hypocrite you want to know why?…it is because you are acting like you have perfect grammar which you dont lmao”

….and the pot calls the kettle black lmao

“i bet you are ugly anyway.”

Funny you mom doesn’t think so, now heres 20 bucks go watch High School Musical 3

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jose

Man you are very corny jose…And did i say i am the biggest philly fan on earth..no so shut the fuck up and go get laid ok.O and another thing you dont know who you are messing with ok…i can keep coming back to this site ridicule all of you while i fuck joses momz…the pussy one.O and jose that little “comeback that you tried to hit me with…”funny you mom doesnt think so,now here 20 bucks go watch high school musical 3″…huh?..o im sory i was busy playing my xbox360 because that is how boring and bogus your comeback was.You sir have to be a little more orginal then that to beat me lmao.O wait one more thing like i said before you hypocrite….stop acting like you have perfect grammar and perfect spelling ok…because you dont,o and you say i read at a pre-k level hahaha well then my 5 year old sister can come up with better comebacks then you.You attacks are utterly pointless to me…yet you still act like this is you domain…you have poor spelling and grammar also…o and i bet you if you compared my reading level to yours i bet you i will blow you out…you dont even know me so hut up.

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Jose

“no so shut the fuck up and go get laid ok”

Did you not hear you mother scream last night.

“im sory i was busy playing my xbox360 because that is how boring and bogus your comeback was”

What did i tell you about playing your Xbox after your bedtime, and wtf were you doing on the computer at 10:35 in the morning, aren’t you supposed to be in Special Ed English.

stop acting like you have perfect grammar and perfect spelling ok…”

Practice what you preach

“you have poor spelling and grammar also”

Why because i speak proper english, and I don’t use run on sentences like you do.

Now go watch Dora and shut the fuck up…lol

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jose

Another yet corny joke…Hahahaha i am embaressed to have the same name as you…please do not tell me that you are spanish.Man you really do need to get laid you pedophile.Also i did not say that i have perfect grammar did i so yes shut the fuck up.O and that little joke…”did you not hear you mother scream last night”the reason i am posting you joke it is because you have made a spelling mistake on it.Correct me if i am wrong but aren’t you the one who keeps ranting how “perfect” you grammar and spelling is.Yet i did not say i have perfect spelling or grammar no one does.Hahaha my sister can speak more proper english then you.You are a disgrace to the hispanic race…sigh.

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Jose

“Hahahaha i am embaressed to have the same name as you…”

Im embarrassed to live in the same planet as you.

“please do not tell me that you are spanish.Man you really do need to get laid you pedophile.”

Im Puerto Rican and what? and I’m sorry im not Paul.

“.Hahaha my sister can speak more proper english then you.You are a disgrace to the hispanic race…sigh.”

Lets see you walk around like a tough guy, you butchered a lot of words here, you wanna jump people and I’m the waste of a Latino. ROTFL…….If you be good I’ll tell your mother to buy you an Easy Bake Oven for Christmas.

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Paul

Im Puerto Rican and what? and I’m sorry im not Paul.

Jesus, why do you people constantly have peophilia on the mind? This is some weird shit.

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Jose

Hey NAMBLA P, You should know about weird you sick assclown.

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Paul

Hey NAMBLA P, You should know about weird you sick assclown.

Yep, obviously I’m the weird one. Now you’re referencing NAMBLA? Hahahaha. You guys are so clever and normal with the pedophile talk in your minds all the time. Do some more research on pedophilia so that you can come back here and make more insults. It’s perfectly ok and normal as long as you deflect it onto someone else.

[laughs at the pedophiles coming together on this site]

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jose

lol

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Jose

Jose N Paul a Match made in NAMBLA heaven. One is a 12 year old fake tough guy who outside of a joystick, the other cant get a date within 4 years of him. Seriously you wanna talk about pedofiles how come whenever someone mentions it you get your panties in a bunch. What strike a nerve. You got your dream boy NAMBLA P now leave us normal people alone sicko.

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Jose

excuse me outside of a joystick has not had a real fight

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jose

“If you be good ill tell you mother to buy you easy bake oven for christmas”…hnmm yet another pathetic attempt of a comeback which fails to appeal no one.Wow you are a epic fail to hispanics why wont you go fuck you boyfriend derf…again.O and i go to correct you there jose you said i want to jump people? hnmmm…not really.I said ill jump you after i finish fucking you up but it looks like you dont want to come down the bronx dont you its ok to be scared…sigh.

derf+jose(the pussy one)=epic fail…

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jose

Jose i am 17 and i think i probally had more fights then you…as for you well wwe wrestling is not fighting for me.But its ok if you like to fight like that…hey i would not be suprised if you like to fight like that.Well since you are a faggot i think you do like rolling around the floor with sweatie men on you..i fight for real you im a street brawler…sigh.

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Jose

“Wow you are a epic fail to hispanics why wont you go fuck you boyfriend derf…again.”

your an epic failure to the human race.

“I said ill jump you after i finish fucking you up but it looks like you dont want to come down the bronx dont you its ok to be scared…sigh.”

Its the same as threatening to jump someone jackass, I dont fight people over the internet its retarded like you, and besides I dont hit girls so it would be a waste of time.

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Jose

“Jose i am 17 and i think i probally had more fights then you…as for you well wwe wrestling is not fighting for me.”

XBOX 360 does not count. .

“But its ok if you like to fight like that…hey i would not be suprised if you like to fight like that.”

WTF

“Well since you are a faggot i think you do like rolling around the floor with sweatie men on you”

Describing your normal meeting with your boyfriend lol

“i fight for real you im a street brawler…sigh.”

and I’m Barack Obama lol now go play Barbies with NAMBLA P

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jose

“i dont hit girls”…but you keep spanking derf durring the night?.Im still waiting for you to come overe here to fight me…if you dont come in 2 weeks you are a official pussy.You fagg come down here i am hungry for you to fight me i can not wait till i wash you up you will not leave my block alive…sigh.

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Paul

pedofiles

Oh! So close! Even with the word all over the site. Educate yourself kid. You’re in need.

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jose

Jose you are just like you boyfriend no character in his jokes.”xbox360 does not count”…hnmmm nice one.”descirbing your normal meeting with you boyfreind”…no comment.Listen come over here to the bronx and me and my niggas will hook you up with some bitches down at hunts point ok…there you will finally lose you virginity…sigh virgins.

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Jose

“Im still waiting for you to come overe here to fight me”

LOL

“…if you dont come in 2 weeks you are a official pussy”

LMAO you are officially one now

“.You fagg come down here i am hungry for you”

LMAPRAO

“i can not wait till i wash you up”

DUDE THATS SUPER GAY LOL

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jose

O so the word wash you up is gay now?…ok ts officail you never fought in you life roflmao!.Other then that you still are a virgin hey everybody lets all stick up the letter V for are friend jose…sigh virgins these days.

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Jose

“Oh! So close! Even with the word all over the site. Educate yourself kid. You’re in need.”

You should know NAMBLA P, I need an education just like you need Perverted Justice to apprehend your nasty ass lol

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Paul

You should know NAMBLA P, I need an education just like you need Perverted Justice to apprehend your nasty ass lol

It’s a shame really. Piggy back off your boyfriend. You have to find your own identity here man. I can’t even begin to take you seriously. Your unintelligence pours out of every post. Sorry.

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Jose

“O so the word wash you up is gay now?…”

I’ve heard people say Fuck you up, kick your ass, wipe the floor with you, but wash you up unless you are saying that to a female thats gay.

“ther then that you still are a virgin hey everybody lets all stick up the letter V for are friend jose”

LOL projection is bad ladies and gentleman

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Jose

“It’s a shame really. Piggy back off your boyfriend. You have to find your own identity here man. I can’t even begin to take you seriously. Your unintelligence pours out of every post. Sorry.”

I know its a shame a grown man trying to pick up little boys, awwww did derf expose you Paula.

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Paul

I know its a shame a grown man trying to pick up little boys, awwww did derf expose you Paula.

I’ve heard all this before. Enjoy the rest of your argument. This one has already lost my interest.

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Jose

P.S NAMBLA P I dont piggyback off no one everyone knows that you are a sad kiddle fiddling fuck so it’s nothing new.

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Jose

“This one has already lost my interest.”

Just like after someone tells you that they are over 18 lol

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