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Oct 30 2008

By Michael October 2008

The Morning After

Again, more emails that came in over night. All in one post.

From: Mmm200506@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

reset the clock dickhead

From: henry.moore@bms.com
Subject: you suck

Maybe you will go get a life now. By the way were the hell are you from.

From: stevebarber1021@yahoo.com
Subject: Start the meter

here is to the next 30 years of Philly not winning a championship!

From: popapork@hotmail.com
Subject: Damnit

I hate to say it, Congrats to the scumbags/hookers/assholes of Philly. You’re city finally one a championship. Don’t let it go to your heads though,your city still sucks because it took you 25 years to win one damn championship.

jose

Jose you are a 30 year old perv ahem…lets not forgot that you are a virgin also…I dont know where you live i may use different slang then where you live but that does not mean it is gay.I dont blame you though only virgins think gay shit like that ahem..(jose the pussy one)…sigh.

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Jose

“Jose you are a 30 year old perv ahem…”

How the hell you age 13 years in 5 minuets.

“…lets not forgot that you are a virgin also…”

LOL Projection

“I dont know where you live i may use different slang then where you live but that does not mean it is gay”

My man I live in Morris Park, I’ve seen a lot of fights, been in a few and nobody, I mean nobody has ever used “Im gonna wash you up..” LOL

“ont blame you though only virgins think gay shit like that ahem..(jose the pussy one)…sigh.”

I think you and NAMBLA P will make a cute couple, your both dumb asses lol

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Paul

you’re both dumb asses

Just had to fix that right there. Sorry the dumb ass had to fix your grammar. Carry on.

I promise I’ll try not to interrupt again. LOL!

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Jose

“Just had to fix that right there. Sorry the dumb ass had to fix your grammar. Carry on.”

Thank you Big Gay Al, now go play Barbies with your life partner

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jose

Well the i have wasted enough time with you virgin ass…and if you never heard the phrase i am going to wash you up then you dont go out very much.Well then im getting off for now ill be right back later you see unlike you i have a life.Well then see you later virgin im going to go to my girls house and fack o im sorry thats something that you never heard off my bad here let me explain it to you.You get a girl right…then you start touching each other…hnmmm i am going to stop right there i dont want to contaminate your mind.See you later virgin…sigh.

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Jose

“ll be right back later you see unlike you i have a life.”

Sucking off NAMBLA P, playing Barbie Girl on guitar hero, and getting your ass kicked LOL

“m going to go to my girls house and fack o im sorry thats something that you never heard off my bad ”

I dont wanna hear about what you and Paula, keep that shit to yourself.

“You get a girl right…then you start touching each other…”

funny i do that to your mom every night. Matter of fact she’s humming Meet The Mets on my right nut right now. Damn she’s good

“i dont want to contaminate your mind.See you later virgin…sigh.”

To quote Full Metal Jacket someone should rip your nuts off so you wont contaminate this earth lol

Have fun with Father Paul

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BeefStew

LMAO JOSE PWNED YOU BOTH

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Derf

Jose, this one almost made me crack a rib:
Have fun with Father Paul
Just the image alone! [laughs!]

Oh, and Tinker Bell has spelled you’re as your more than once in the past. He’s just too enamored with his child porn collection to realize how stupid he is. Or maybe he’s drunk? God only knows with that child lusting, basket case.

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Paul

Just the image alone!

We all know you’d love to see something like that you sick freak.

Oh, and Tinker Bell has spelled you’re as your more than once in the past.

We’ve all made grammatical mistakes here, sure. Calling someone a dumb ass while making multiple grammatical errors? No, I don’t do that.

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Paul

LMAO JOSE PWNED YOU BOTH

With the quick turn around of comments I’m starting to wonder how many people were ACTUALLY posting in this thread.

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Derf

We all know you’d love to see something like that you sick freak
We all know? As if anyone would be stupid enough to believe in and/or take sides with a child lusting con-artist.

Calling someone a dumb ass while making multiple grammatical errors? No, I don’t do that.
Oh, I get it now. It’s ok to call someone out for making the exact same mistake you’ve made in the past so long as you don’t call them a dumbass. Double standards rock! [laughs!]

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Paul

and/or take sides with a child lusting con-artist.

What was that quote you used earlier? “Reflection is the best indicator of guilt.” I guess there is some truth to that.

It’s ok to call someone out for making the exact same mistake you’ve made in the past so long as you don’t call them a dumbass.

No. It just makes that person look stupid and oblivious to the fact that they aren’t as smart as they think.

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Derf

What was that quote you used earlier? “Reflection is the best indicator of guilt.”
Nice Tinker Bell! And that idea is widely known as Projection. But, considering your very limited attention span & mental instability, I wouldn’t recommend toying with Freud’s theories. You’ll probably get over-excited, suffer from explosive diarrhea & poo your panties.

No
Good, so we agree it’s not ok.

It just makes that person look stupid and oblivious to the fact that they aren’t as smart as they think.
And calling someone out on the same mistake you made is what exactly? I’d say it makes you look equally stupid & oblivious. But hey, that’s just me. [laughs]

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Paul

And calling someone out on the same mistake you made is what exactly?

Have I made the mistake before? I figured you would pull it up by now. Either way, so what? You’ve pointed out grammatical errors on this site too while making some yourself. Cut the bullshit.

I just thought it was the perfect time to point out a dumb ass calling another person a dumb ass.

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Jose

“I wouldn’t recommend toying with Freud’s theories. You’ll probably get over-excited, suffer from explosive diarrhea & poo your panties.”

LMAO

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Derf

Have I made the mistake before?
Yep.

You’ve pointed out grammatical errors on this site too while making some yourself.
And my guess? 99% of the time, it wasn’t because of a trivial mistake. If it’s blatant butchery of the English language, I’ll call someone out more often than not. However, I prefer to refrain from citing minor grammatical mistakes because it hardly works in a person’s favor.

I just thought it was the perfect time to point out a dumb ass calling another person a dumb ass.
And you made yourself look like a genuine dumb ass in the process.

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Paul

I prefer to refrain from citing minor grammatical mistakes

Really?

http://email.phillysucks.com/blog/2008/10/1983/#comments

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Paul

I prefer to refrain from citing minor grammatical mistakes

Really?

http://email.phillysucks.com/blog/2008/10/1983/#comments

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Paul

I prefer to refrain from citing minor grammatical mistakes

Really?

the greatest and most knowledgable fans in the world
And he spells knowledgeable wrong. Are you kidding me or what?! You guys are amazingly proficient at shooting yourselves in the foot.

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jose

“Tinker bell”…who says shit like that?…o my bad i know who…derf and his boyfreind jose now i can see that image.Hahahaha its so funny how Paul just pwned you…hey Derf i guess you dont have perfect spelling and punctuation lmao…sigh.

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Derf

And which part of prefer to refrain didn’t you understand Tinker Bell? It’s a personal choice that I don’t always exercise. You really thrive on looking like an asshole, don’t you? [laughs]

hey Derf i guess you dont have perfect spelling and punctuation
jose, jose. Are you really that stupid or are you possessed by a retarded ghost?

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jose

“Jose,Jose are you really that stupid or are you possessed by a retarded ghost” wtf…i am not going to reply back to you post because it makes no sense…its utterly pointless for me to coprehend to this…sigh.

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Paul

And which part of prefer to refrain didn’t you understand Tinker Bell? It’s a personal choice that I don’t always exercise.

Well fuck, Derf, if you are going to go ahead and weasel your way out of this one too why not keep going? Why don’t you just explain that you point out minor orthographical errors and not minor grammatical errors.

You’re so full of shit it’s coming out of your ears. Instead of letting you dance around the subject I prefer to call you out on the hypocrite you are.

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jose

Thank ou Paul thats what i have been trying to explain all this time!.He is a hypocrite but really all jokes aside people even jose knows that i am speaking the truth about derf…he is a hypocrite.Jose you are also a hypocrite…sigh.

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Derf

Well fuck, Derf, if you are going to go ahead and weasel your way out of this one too why not keep going?
Alright. Calm down you drunken pansy. Don’t get all teary-eyed on me.

Why don’t you just explain that you point out minor orthographical errors and not minor grammatical errors
Well, I was fairly confident we were discussing grammar you dopey bastard.

By the way, citing a comment related to spelling in order to challenge a comment related to grammar is pretty fucking stupid you clown.

Now about that comment. Find anywhere, anytime that I have ever spelled “knowledgeable” incorrectly. Barring common slang & letter spacing, my spelling has been nearly (if not entirely) immaculate.

I prefer to call you out on the hypocrite you are.
Two things. It would help if I was one. And I prefer to call you an incompetent asshole. [laughs!]

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Paul

Well, I was fairly confident we were discussing grammar you dopey bastard.

Are you serioulsy trying to differentiate between pointing out a minor spelling error over a minor grammatical error. I was just kidding with my comment. I didn’t think you were pathetic enough to go that route.

By the way, citing a comment related to spelling in order to challenge a comment related to grammar is pretty fucking stupid you clown.

It isn’t “pretty fucking stupid”. The fact that you are trying to discern between the two to justify your nitpicking is “pretty fucking stupid”. I wouldn’t expect anything else from a guy that just can’t admit being a hypocrite.

Find anywhere, anytime that I have ever spelled “knowledgeable” incorrectly.

You expect me to go through the trouble when you haven’t even went through the trouble of finding an instance of me using “your” or “you’re” incorrectly?

(if not entirely)

No, it hasn’t.

It would help if I was one.

Don’t worry, you are.

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Derf

Are you serioulsy trying to differentiate between pointing out a minor spelling error over a minor grammatical error
There’s a fairly solid distinction between spelling & grammar you uneducated dope. And yes, I’m “serioulsy” differentiating. [laughs!]

I was just kidding with my comment.
Of course you were! Otherwise, you would look like a complete moron. Hint Hint

The fact that you are trying to discern between the two to justify your nitpicking is “pretty fucking stupid”
Or, it’s stupid because anyone who actually has a college degree would know the difference. And because I suspect you hate looking like a stupid asshole.

I wouldn’t expect anything else from a guy that just can’t admit being a hypocrite.
Well, that’s because I’m not guilty of hypocrisy Tinker Bell. And don’t worry, I did the searching for you. I never once spelled “knowledgeable” incorrectly. Ever.

you haven’t even went through the trouble of finding an instance of me using “your” or “you’re” incorrectly?
Give me a bit of time & I’ll put them up once I’ve found them.

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Paul

Or, it’s stupid because anyone who actually has a college degree would know the difference.

I’m the one who pointed out the difference you jack ass (you even went as far as to explain the use of the word “prefer” as your justification as to why you aren’t a hypocrite). You only jumped on it when you realized it was the perfect loop hole for a weasel like you to fit through.

Well, that’s because I’m not guilty of hypocrisy

Denial, huh?

Give me a bit of time & I’ll put them up once I’ve found them.

LOL! Glad I can help fill your pathetic life with meaning.

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Derf

I have to admit Tinker Bell; I thought you made that mistake more than once but, you didn’t. From August 1, 2008:
Your comparing a league that has been around for over 20 years to a league that was around for 1 year?

So while you may technically be a hypocrite, it would be silly of me to pursue it due to the extreme uniqueness of that particular mistake. I had you pinned for more but, I overestimated.

However, you’re still a stupid bastard. I just feel like being nice today! [laughs!]

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Derf

I’m the one who pointed out the difference
Then you bitch at anyone who elaborates on it to make a point. [laughs]
And this was after the fact you brought up a spelling comment to refute a grammar comment. And don’t insult yourself further with the ‘I was kidding’ routine.

You only jumped on it when you realized it was the perfect loop hole for a weasel like you to fit through
I just followed your lead you dopey bastard.

Denial, huh?
Well, if I were guilty of hypocrisy it would be. As it stands now, you’re completely fucking clueless as usual. And you have college degrees? [laughs!]

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Paul

I just feel like being nice today!

That’s mighty swell of you Derf. For now on I will point out another one of the infinite errors Jose makes that I am sure I didn’t commit.

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Derf

For now on I will point out another one of the infinite errors Jose makes that I am sure I didn’t commit
[laughs]
Ok then…Whatever makes you happy!

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