Oct 02 2008
25 Comments
By Michael October 2008

Awfully Quiet Around Here

The Phillies just won a playoff game and I got zero emails.

I did not get a single email from a Brewers fan since the playoff matchup was set. Are there any Brewers fans out there?

Interesting…

  • Paul

    Don’t worry, the flood gates will open if/when the Phillies are eliminated.

    An Eagles loss to the Skins would also do the trick.

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  • Derf

    The Phillies just won a playoff game and I got zero emails
    Maybe everyone is still in shock that the Phillies actually won a playoff game?

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  • Paul

    Maybe everyone is still in shock that the Phillies actually won a playoff game?

    15 years is an awfully long time.

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  • Jose

    Oh dont worry, like a typical Philly team they will find a way to fuck it up.

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  • Derf-is-gay

    we are gonna win a titel this year, and win the superbowl, and the Nba finals and the stanley cup, fuck this site, and dref likes balls

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  • Derf

    we are gonna win a titel this year, and win the superbowl, and the Nba finals and the stanley cup,
    and establish world peace, find a cure for cancer, master time travel & acquit OJ.

    fuck this site, and dref likes balls
    One thing’s for sure, DeSean certainly doesn’t like balls. LOL!

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  • derf-is-gay

    fuck you derf, im gonna go over your house and fuck your mom, and your sister, just like the Phillies are gonna dew to the Dodgers, and the Eagles are gonna do to the Redskins, philly is the best, your jeakous

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  • Derf

    fuck you derf, im gonna go over your house and fuck your mom, and your sister
    and eat my dog, and tar & feather my grandma and make sushi out of my cat!

    E-G-A-S-L-E-A-L-G-S Eagles!

    LOL!

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  • Jr

    Derf, don’t worry man. A person with as little spelling skills as his can’t read the street sings to find the hose.

    Btw: They lose to the Dodgers… Just like all those times before, a choke, whimper, and all over again “maybe next year”…..

    Just lose baby.

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  • Paul

    Btw: They lose to the Dodgers… Just like all those times before, a choke, whimper, and all over again “maybe next year”…..

    He says with crossed fingers.

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  • Derf

    Derf, don’t worry man
    Very few people on this planet can rattle my cage, so no worries. Besides, how can anyone fear a guy who probably spends a majority of his time counting the corn kernels in his shit? LOL!!!

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  • Derf-is-gay

    the Phillies are going all the way, Jr and Derf are lief partners, fuck you, we won more titles than the Mutts, and Gaves, the eagles will go to tampa and win the Super Boul, we win we win, oh and derf come to 2nd and Diamond and come 2 my face you Peckerwood honky

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  • Jose

    the Phillies are going all the way…..to the golf course after the NLCS, the only way the G-K-L-D-F-G-J-I Eagles are going to the Super Bowl is by using their tickets that the league gives them every year, oh BTW the “Mutts” won more titles than the Phillies, you would not comprehend that because you are probably dropped out of school in Nursery School.

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  • Derf

    come to 2nd and Diamond
    Ahhh. You’re that dipshit. Good old papichulo90099 returns!

    You’re the ass clown who linked that dumb ass video of some ghetto retard wearing a Blue Jays hat and said it was you. What happened, forgot your Phillies hat that day?

    I’ll even wager that you actually live on the corner of Mamma’s Boy & Hairless Ballsacks. Seriously, do us all a favor and give up the act you prepubescent pillow biter .

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  • derf-is-gay

    fuck you derf, ill fuck you up, go philllies

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  • derf-is-gay

    and i got a bowl of starberry ice cream right here bitch

    Eagles Super bowl 42 champions

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  • Derf

    fuck you derf, ill fuck you up
    The only thing you’re fucking up is the gene pool, jackass.

    and i got a bowl of starberry ice cream right here bitch
    So, you’re actually proud that you don’t have to go very far in order to stuff your face? Next you’ll be bragging how you can make an Eagles helmet out of twinkies.

    What a fucking retard. Go eat some more bons bons you window licking heifer.

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  • Jose

    The jerkoff which you are referring to Derf is a pussy, my cousin lives in the shit hole know as Philadelphia and that idiot in that video tried to pick a fight with my cousin, when my cousin was ready to fight him, that moron backed out and called the cops. Then tried to send his “homies” to beat up my cousin. He is a vagina, and his bark is a lot deadlier than his bite.

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  • Derf

    that moron backed out and called the cops.
    Surprise. surprise.

    Then tried to send his “homies” to beat up my cousin
    Typical. People can’t even do their own dirty work anymore.

    The guy in the video is a gutless piece of shit & my gay counterpart is a whiny 12 yr. old hussy. That’s about all I see here.

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  • Derf-is-gay

    derf just bang out with me fpor 3 minuets ill fuck your lil ass up

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  • Derf

    derf just bang out with me fpor 3 minuets ill fuck your lil ass up
    You know you’re pathetic when even your “ghetto” is ghetto. Just admit that the closest you’ve ever been to the “hood” is when you’re taking a piss in the morning and you have to move that little uncircumcised flap of yours so you don’t pee your tighty whities.

    What a fucking tool.

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  • derek

    wowim a philly fan and this guy is fucking pissing me off… dude just stfu u dont even no wat the fuck ur talking about. drf ill agree with u on this one hes a fucker

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  • Derf-is-gay

    i gave you momma my tool last night nigga

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  • arsenic

    any guy that would hate philly enough to write about it every day either is mentally retarded… I can’t think of any disease/syndrome that wouldn’t be offended to be associated with (Da Eternal Retard Fucker).

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  • Derf

    any guy that would hate philly enough to write about it every day either is mentally retarded…
    or just enjoys bashing a bunch of whiny, shit-faced baboons!

    (Da Eternal Retard Fucker)
    That’s just plain stupid my man. Is it me or does watching someone vomit have more comedic value than acronym humor?

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