Sep 02 2008
26 Comments
By Michael September 2008

Fuck Philly


From: jedwards71@aol.com
Subject: Fuck Philly

Regardless of the sports teams, the city is a fucking dump.

Although, you have to give them SOME credit for being where they are today.

I mean, Imagine having to try and create an entire city around nothing more than a cracked bell.

It’s like Newark, NJ just ran out of space and piled all their shit around a fucking bell.

Cheesesteak? Wow, the creativity of your claim to fame is about as creative as your license plate.

www.state.pa.us Amazing. I hope you didn’t pay anyone to come up with that gem.

Shit for a city and shit for brains.

Congratulations assholes.

Oh yeah, McNabb sucks too.

HARD

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  • Derf

    It’s like Newark, NJ just ran out of space and piled all their shit around a fucking bell.
    LOL! Thanks for the laugh!

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  • Paul

    Cheesesteak? Wow, the creativity of your claim to fame is about as creative as your license plate.

    You mean the Pennsylvania license plate? Yeah, that’s Philly’s fault.

    But hey, I’m not trying to get in the way of your bitter rant. Please continue.

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  • Derf

    But hey, I’m not trying to get in the way of your bitter rant. Please continue.
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (sniff sniff)
    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

    LOL!!!

    Look at the little cry baby go!

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  • Paul

    Look at the little cry baby go!

    “Hey, hey. Look at me!!! Don’t forget about me Paul. Reply to my post, pleaaaaase.”

    Fine Derf, I’m sorry I neglected you the first time.

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  • Derf

    Well, the way I see it is this.

    You refuse to drink yourself into a coma like I asked (politely I might add!) And you’re too fucking stupid to leave the site.

    So, the only thing left to do (short of hoping you get run over by a bus) is make fun of everything you say.

    And the best part? You don’t have to respond in order for me to keep bashing your whiny ass. How great is that? LOL!

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  • Paul

    So, the only thing left to do (short of hoping you get run over by a bus) is make fun of everything you say.

    Wishing death on somebody, huh? Sounds like something a Philly fan would do. Strange. Are you a Philly fan?

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  • Derf

    Who said anything about death? I don’t want you to die. Not my little shit-faced, worthless con-artist!

    It would just be really nice if you were to go away for a long time. Maybe a decade or so? Hmm….

    I should really be hoping that you get arrested for your collection of child pornography. That would get rid of you for awhile!

    This way, the rest of us Philly hating hombres can enjoy our unabated Philly bashing without your whiny ass crying & whimpering because your Eagles panties are all knotted up.

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  • Paul

    I should really be hoping that you get arrested for your collection of child pornography. That would get rid of you for awhile!

    Sick. But I wouldn’t expect anything less from some loser who hates a person for what team they like. Derf the peddy. Has a nice ring to it.

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  • Derf

    Paula, you silly drunk! It has very little to do with what team you like anymore.

    I just don’t like you. And I’m quite convinced a con-artist of your caliber could easily possess a stash of child porn. In fact, I’m damn near convinced you have some really strange & illegal fetishes.

    Someone who goes to such great lengths to habitually fabricate characteristics tends to make me wonder about their personal agenda.

    In all seriousness Paula, you are one weird fuck.

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  • Paul

    And I’m quite convinced a con-artist of your caliber could easily possess a stash of child porn.

    And I’m convinced that a bitter individual of your caliber is some fat, sloppy slob who couldn’t get laid if he paid for it. See, I can make dumb ass assumptions too. If it makes you feel better to call them truth then all power to you Derfy. Doesn’t change my life.

    I’m also flattered that I am important enough for you “not to like”. I’m just hoping to accomplish the “I hate you!” remark.

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  • #1 BH

    jedwards…nice to see you had the balls to post where you reside.

    I know the site is about hating philly…but please try to show a little backbone and man up.

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  • Derf

    some fat, sloppy slob who couldn’t get laid if he paid for it
    fat sloppy slob? How in the hell am I supposed to take offense to that?

    fat sloppy slob…LOL!!!!

    See, I can make dumb ass assumptions too
    You always make dumb ass assumptions, you drunken pedophile. Why is this time any different?

    I’m also flattered that I am important enough for you “not to like”
    Well, if by “important” you mean like a giant shit stain on this site, then I agree!

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  • 4giveusbillypenn

    Holy balls, this is got to be one of the greatest posts on this site ever. Cheers to ya.

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  • Paul

    Well, if by “important” you mean like a giant shit stain on this site, then I agree!

    Pains you that I won’t go away, I know. Too bad.

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  • Paul

    Holy balls, this is got to be one of the greatest posts on this site ever. Cheers to ya.

    Doesn’t take much to entertain you, huh? Are you a Philly fan?

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  • Derf

    Pains you that I won’t go away, I know.
    What pains me is that stores are unknowingly selling alcohol to a trailer park wackjob who lusts after children.

    c’est la vie, eh Paula?

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  • Paul

    What pains me is that stores are unknowingly selling alcohol to a trailer park wackjob who lusts after children.

    What’s this 3 posts that you mention pedophilia? Sick infatuation you have there.

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  • Derf

    Sick infatuation you have there.
    “Projection is a form of defense in which unwanted feelings are displaced onto another person” – Britannica Online Encyclopedia

    You aren’t squirming your way out of this one you drunken kiddy fiddler. Initially it was supposed to be funny but the fact that you haven’t denied a single accusation, makes me quite leery.

    You know, it shouldn’t surprise me though.
    Coming from a pathological drunk who frequents a site commonly used to bash his sports teams, all the while fabricating college degrees & vehemently arguing about topics he clearly doesn’t have a fucking clue about (like hockey).

    You really are one demented alcoholic.

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  • Paul

    “Projection is a form of defense in which unwanted feelings are displaced onto another person” – Britannica Online Encyclopedia

    Coming from the dude that brought it up?…lol. Ok then.

    You aren’t squirming your way out of this one you drunken kiddy fiddler. Initially it was supposed to be funny but the fact that you haven’t denied a single accusation, makes me quite leery.

    Oh is that all I had to do? Ok then. I deny it. Whew!

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  • Derf

    Coming from the dude that brought it up?…lol. Ok then.
    Well it was supposed to be funny (not an actual accusation). But, your reaction to it was hardly dismissive. Then, when I pushed a little bit harder, it magically became my infatuation. Right then!

    Oh is that all I had to do? Ok then. I deny it. Whew!
    A day late & a dollar short my child lusting pervert.

    And don’t worry! I’ll make sure anyone & everyone who visits the site from now on knows about your fucked up fetish (along with being a swindler, drunk & ignorant dirtbag).

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  • Paul

    And don’t worry! I’ll make sure anyone & everyone who visits the site from now on knows about your fucked up fetish (along with being a swindler, drunk & ignorant dirtbag).

    Ooohhhhh, I get it. This is one of your attempts to get rid of me…lol. Good luck with that. Some loser online making accusations won’t prevent me from coming to this site. Sorry.

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  • Mike R

    Paul can be very strange but a pedophile? You watch all these shows about crazy people on the internet these days and it’s scary thhat you just don’t know what stuff they are into. I hope your wrong Derf

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  • Derf

    This is one of your attempts to get rid of me
    Yep. That’s it! I guess we’re done here then?

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  • Paul

    You watch all these shows about crazy people on the internet these days and it’s scary thhat you just don’t know what stuff they are into.

    I’m not crazy though. Am I?

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  • Paul

    Yep. That’s it! I guess we’re done here then?

    For this thread, yeah.

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  • Derf

    I hope your wrong Derf
    He hopes.. LOL!!!

    Nothing further your Honor!

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