Aug 18 2008
44 Comments
By Michael August 2008

YOU SUCK!


From: naseemlily@gmail.com
Subject: YOU SUCK!

We don’t suck! YOU DO BUDDY! Philly’s the best city in the world…you’ve got TOO much time on your hands, LOSER.

  • Jose

    In what fucking galaxy is Philly the best city in?

    The people in philly suck, its stinks like old donkey ass, its dirty like a Hunts Point prostitute, your sports teams choke year after year, need i go on.

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  • Derf

    Philly’s the best city in the world
    Don’t even bother trying to group that second rate, shit hole of a city with the likes of N.Y, London, Rome, etc. You’ll only embarrass yourself & your fellow sub-human, Philly dregs.

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  • Jr

    Derf, where the fuck do these ass clowns come from? How can anybody in the free world with a pulse and sober say Philthy is a great place? Man one thing is for sure, they do not water down the booze in the city. Wow, just wow, words do this post no justice. Asshole homers sheesh.

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  • Derf

    Derf, where the fuck do these ass clowns come from?
    I’d like to say a Petri dish but, that would be a horrible insult towards any biological advances over the past 200 years. If I said monkeys, that would just about decimate the theory of evolution and Darwinism.

    I’ve got to say that I really can’t answer that one Jr.

    Maybe we all need to go get shit-faced drunk, act like a bunch of orangutans, throw shit at Santa & put a bunch of stupid looking stickers & flags all over our cars.

    What better way to learn about these belligerent pinheads eh?

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  • Paul

    How can anybody in the free world with a pulse and sober say Philthy is a great place?

    How can anyone call Shittsburgh a beautiful city? These are questions that will never be answered.

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  • Derf

    How can anyone call Shittsburgh a beautiful city?
    Spoken like a well manicured simian!

    You just gotta love Philly fans determination to remain the most uncultured and completely intolerant bunch of drunken assholes in the northern hemisphere.

    But hey, stick with what you’re good at! LOL!

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  • Paul

    You just gotta love Philly fans determination to remain the most uncultured and completely intolerant bunch of drunken assholes in the northern hemisphere.

    Yet more hypocrisy, compliments of Deft.

    Thank you. Keep it coming.

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  • Derf

    Yet more hypocrisy
    Well, hypocrisy would require me to say that only Philly fans are completely intolerant.

    As stated, it’s indicative that Philly fans are the worst of all fans. You really are one stupid mother fucker, aren’t you?

    Jesus. I really hope your kind of stupid is not contagious.

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  • Paul

    As stated, it’s indicative that Philly fans are the worst of all fans. You really are one stupid mother fucker, aren’t you?

    Doing the same thing as you idiots are doing makes Philly fans “more” uncultured?

    Please, teach me more.

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  • Derf

    Doing the same thing as you idiots are doing makes Philly fans “more” uncultured?
    But that’s just it. You shit-faced retards don’t do the same thing. Even quasi-civilized fans know when to stop. You assholes far exceed just about any acceptable levels of stupidity & ignorance & see nothing wrong with it.

    In simple terms? You drunken dumbfucks make a science of being the quintessential white trash of just about any fan base.

    Please, teach me more
    Just go to AA Paul. They have tons of pamphlets that can better explain your addiction. Or just go bury your pathetic angst in another bottle of cheap vodka. Whatever makes you happy. LOL!

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  • Jr.

    Derf, you are gonna have to forgive blind homer Paul, he has Lombardi Envy. Ya know, the obsession with a trophy he has never seen but on TV…

    Along with a huge case of closet Pittsburgh fan. That’s alright Paula, we understand. It aint easy being such a ignorant Philthy fan.

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  • Jr.

    BTW Derf, did you notice that the flags and stickers are out of mothballs from two seasons ago? The funny thing is that they still have no QB again this year…
    What is with the ass holes and the car flags? Dont they know by spending money on those flags they are waisting well spent funds on a public drunken display at the Linc????

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  • Paul

    But that’s just it. You shit-faced retards don’t do the same thing. Even quasi-civilized fans know when to stop. You assholes far exceed just about any acceptable levels of stupidity & ignorance & see nothing wrong with it.

    Yeah, in all of my time on this site I have displayed those types of actions. You are the most belligerent person here. Half the time I just enjoy sitting here and watching you fly off the handle over Philly fans. It’s amusing.

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  • Paul

    Along with a huge case of closet Pittsburgh fan.

    Huh? That doesn’t even make sense but I’m assuming you are accusing me of being a Pittsburgh fan. Please. I’ll stick with the Eagles over the Stealers (yes, stealers instead of “steelers” in reference to that pathetic Super Bowl they recently won). Thanks anyway for trying to invite me into your pathetic fanbase. I’ll pass.

    Oh yeah, how are the Pirates doing? And as far as the Penguins are concerned, is Cindy Crosby still a bitch?

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  • Paul

    BTW Derf, did you notice that the flags and stickers are out of mothballs from two seasons ago?

    WTF? Are you retarded?

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  • Derf

    Yeah, in all of my time on this site I have displayed those types of actions
    Well, that’s because you’re a spineless little school girl. You’re specialty is whimpering & crying.

    You are the most belligerent person here
    I highly doubt that. It’s generally the jerkoff Philly fans who threaten Michael. Go figure that one!
    I just happen to love verbally bashing you inebriated window lickers (especially the really stupid ones like you Paula).

    Half the time I just enjoy sitting here and watching you fly off the handle over Philly fans
    And you spend the other half, face down on the keyboard in a drunken stupor. LOL!!!

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  • Derf

    in reference to that pathetic Super Bowl they recently won
    Of course it has to be pathetic. Philly fans need to justify their team’s inadequacies by demeaning everything but the kitchen sink.

    Thanks anyway for trying to invite me into your pathetic fanbase
    Yeah, you’ve got your own unbelievably pathetic fanbase to tend to.

    And as far as the Flyers, 33 years of Stanley Cup drought baby! Very impressive!

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    Paul, I’m on your side of this debate. I respect the unfettered passion of Philly sports fans (not the ones that threaten Michael on this site.)

    Philly is totally an underrated city and its city WAY better than that of Boston. What a bunch pompus, popped collar, preppy faggot fuckheads…the Hub of the Universe? What a fucking joke.

    Mind you, Philly has crime and litter issues just like ANY OTHER CITY in America.

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    Please derf….i know you love to hate on Philly, but c’mon…

    1.) Rangers won one cup since what the 50s? that in 1994? That’s one LONG stretch of time.

    2.) And I could provide a laundry list of other would be Champions on this page but I’m quite certain it’d fall square on the shoulders of unabated PHilly bashing.

    Just sayin….they’re not the only town with a crap record.

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  • Derf

    Philly is totally an underrated city and its city WAY better than that of Boston
    I’ve been to both and I found Boston to be friendlier, cleaner & overall a much better experience. (sports franchises & fans are not factored in to my opinion)

    Philly really is a shit hole compared to other cities I’ve been to. The only city I’ve been to so far, that’s worse than Philly, was Detroit.

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  • Derf

    Well, I agree there’s other sports franchises with poor records (some worse than Philly). There’s simply no argument there.

    I just like to keep Philly fans in check when they go flapping their gums about other teams standings/records. Especially on a site dedicated to bashing Philly’s poor track record.

    I mean, that is what this site is about. It’s not supposed to be fair or unbiased. It’s the outright trashing of Philly teams.

    Sometimes I think Philly fans need to be reminded where they’re at.

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  • Paul

    Well, that’s because you’re a spineless little school girl. You’re specialty is whimpering & crying.

    This is the internet you moron. I can choose to be a tough guy and threaten everyone I choose. I’m just not that sad of a person.

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  • Paul

    Of course it has to be pathetic. Philly fans need to justify their team’s inadequacies by demeaning everything but the kitchen sink.

    It has nothing to do with me justifying the Eagles failures. The Seahawks were robbed in one of the worst Super Bowls I have ever seen. I’m sure as a football fan you would agree, but hey this is PhillySucks and you can’t let anything get in the way of hating Philly.

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    Philly is just as friendly in my opinion. I’ve been to other EC cities like Baltimore (make sure you wear a bullet proof vest), DC, New York (very friendly) and Boston

    You win on the litter issue…I won’t go there b/c Philly does suffer from lack of civic pride

    But remember this: Boston received upwards of $2-$3 billion (probably way more) U.S. taxpayer dollars for the BIG DIG to rerout its highway system underground. I’m sure if most other cities received that amount federal funding they would be as succesful as Boston is today.

    Plus, they’re a bunch of closet racists in that town. Intergrated busing? They f***ing rioted over that shit for days. Yeah, real friendly!

    And if Philly is such a shithole, why does it have the 3rd most populous downtown in the U.S. ? NY and Chicago ane 1 and 2, respectively.

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  • Derf

    I’m just not that sad of a person
    Right! That’s because you’re a spineless school girl bitch.

    The Seahawks were robbed in one of the worst Super Bowls I have ever seen
    Stop your fucking sniveling you goddamn crybaby. Nobody was robbed. Seattle had plenty of opportunities to put that game away in the first half and couldn’t. Hell, they even had a few golden chances in the second half, and decided to fall on their faces instead.

    If anything, Hasselbeck lost that game for the Seahawks with poor decision making in the 4th quarter. Not to mention, Seattle’s special teams didn’t help the situation.

    Face it, you couldn’t stand to see Pittsburgh win the Superbowl because they are your cross-state rival. So what do you do? Mock the game. You’re a typical asshole Philly fan. Plain & simple.

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  • Derf

    I’ve been to other EC cities like Baltimore (make sure you wear a bullet proof vest), DC, New York (very friendly) and Boston
    I’ve also been to Baltimore, DC, and NY. I enjoyed Baltimore for the most part. DC was boring, and NY is…well NY.

    And if Philly is such a shithole, why does it have the 3rd most populous downtown in the U.S. ?
    Because people are stupid?

    My guess is that these people know there’s a ton of good jobs around the tri-state area. Maybe they can’t afford to live in N.Y. or N.J.

    Maybe there’s an abundance of affordable low-incoming housing in Philly. Who knows. But I don’t necessarily equate a large populous to the quality of a city.

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  • Paul

    Face it, you couldn’t stand to see Pittsburgh win the Superbowl because they are your cross-state rival. So what do you do? Mock the game. You’re a typical asshole Philly fan. Plain & simple.

    Please, the only titles that bother me are the ones that are won within the division. You can try and defend that title all you want but I watched the game. The officiating was atrocious. Maybe you need to re-watch it. Go try and convince someone else.

    That’s my opinion on it and I’m not a Seahawk fan so I won’t waste anymore effort about the subject.

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  • Derf

    that pathetic Super Bowl they recently won
    The officiating was atrocious
    The Seahawks were robbed
    the worst Super Bowls I have ever seen
    All I see here is a little bitch princess trying to pick a mammoth wedgie with his Eagles flag.

    That’s my opinion on it
    Well, thank god you’re a pathological drunk. Otherwise, what would you blame your stupid ass opinions on?

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    The Steelers beat an inferior Seahawk team, pure and simple. Not to mention that the Steelers had to win all of their playoff games ON THE ROAD, in order to advance to the SuperBowl. For the fact that the Seahawks advanced to the Superbowl demonstrates how poor the NFC was that year.

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  • Paul

    The Steelers beat an inferior Seahawk team, pure and simple.

    Sorry but I have to disagree. Seattle gaining nearly 400 yards against that “great” Steeler defense while Big Ben’s line was something to the effect of 125 passing yards and 2 interceptions.

    Phantom offensive pass interference and holding calls really helped decide the tone that game took. I wasn’t trying to take anything away from the road the Steelers took to get to the Super Bowl but they were in no way a “superior” team.

    It is the only Super Bowl I have ever been embarrassed to watch. I am usually unbiased in Super Bowls (since the Eagles are never there) but I think the officials were horrible. I have no problem giving credit where it is due. I give the Giants all the credit in the world for winning the Super Bowl last season and that hurts way more than it would to give the Steelers credit.

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  • Paul

    All I see here is a little bitch princess trying to pick a mammoth wedgie with his Eagles flag.

    Sorry, I don’t own one of those flags nor do I put any type of Eagles merchandise on my car. Try again.

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  • Derf

    Sorry, I don’t own one of those flags nor do I put any type of Eagles merchandise on my car
    Not that you remember anyway. Something tells me, you haven’t seen your car since your last DUI. No matter, you can still enjoy all your Phillie Phanatic stickers on your Popov bottle!

    (I think I got that stupid, snot-colored furball’s name right)

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  • Paul

    (I think I got that stupid, snot-colored furball’s name right)

    Only the best mascot ever. At least the Phillies got one thing right.

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  • Jr.

    Paul, you are jealous of the Steelers, they have 5 of what you have ZERO, a Lombardi. Your teams and town are a Brady Bunch version of a winner. The city and its asshole residents do not deserve a title. And as a side note I was there today, nice pile of trash you jerks have there. I mean there are trash cans every where but they still insist on littering, amazing. And as a side note, all of the women I saw downtown need one thing, “Jenny Craig”. Man were there some fattys out today!
    And Derf, after reading your responses, you are right on the money. Paul needs some identity help. He is just a jealous troll.

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  • Paul

    How many side notes are you giving me here Jr.?

    As I side note, you’re an idiot. Keep visiting Philly though. I knew you couldn’t stay away.

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  • Derf

    Paul needs some identity help

    Do what I do Jr. Try to keep it simple, so you don’t overwhelm the drunken schlep’s minimal attention span. And if you can, avoid words that have three or more syllables.

    Then there’s the rare occasion that he’s sober enough to grasp the English language without wetting himself in excitement. That’s the best time to make him retain what you’re saying. Good Luck!

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  • Paul

    And if you can, avoid words that have three or more syllables.

    Don’t worry about that. Jr. struggles with words that have two or more syllables himself.

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  • Derf

    Well Paula, I suppose the complete absence of mental prowess should be expected from a serial drunk with fictitious college degrees. That would explain your glaring deficiencies.

    However, I don’t know Jr. well enough to make any concrete assertions about him.

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  • Paul

    Well Paula, I suppose the complete absence of mental prowess should be expected from a serial drunk with fictitious college degrees.

    This again? Does it bother you that much that I may actually have college degrees? Get over it. It takes a whopping 5-6 years. Not exactly something that takes forever to do (or hard to do for that matter).

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  • Derf

    If someone as stupid as you has a degree in anything outside of underwater basket weaving, then the term “credited institution” is in need of some serious reassessment!

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  • Derf

    Side note. accredited, not credited.

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  • Jr.

    Paula, still Jealous I see of a town that has won something in the last 25 years. Derf, is this guy for real? He spews some really dumb stuff about things he knows nothing about. IE: Winning, Lombardis, Super Bowl Championships, Super Bowl Parades, Paula, get over it. And as a side note I have no problems with words. Lets see how many words could describe you and your bretheren of Philthy:
    Drunk, bandwaggon jumpers, fair weather, arrogant, ignorant, drunken, drunken and drunk fans.
    There ya go Paula. Enjoy.

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  • Derf

    Jr. no need to get stir this charlatan’s bitch soup. Being the con-artist he is, Paula has enough issues keeping track of all his fabricated credentials.

    And if by some convoluted chance that this retarded blowhard really does have a college degree, the ideology behind “higher education” has become a fucking joke.

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  • http://aol.com philly hater

    ur just saying that because ur mad that every other team in the world is better than the teams in philly.
    just like every other philly fan
    you are a philadelphia phaggot.

    GO GIANTS!!!

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