Aug 08 2008
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By Michael August 2008

Attention Caller

To the person who called me at 2am last night and said they were going to “see me soon at my house”, I should make you aware that my first call was to the local police to report the threat.

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  • Derf

    To the person who called me at 2am last night and said they were going to “see me soon at my house”
    Sounds like a typical asshole Philly fan to me. You should invite this spineless bitch over to your house, then greet them with a nice blackjack to the stomach.

    I bet it’s some shit-faced, loud-mouthed coward flexing his beer muscles. I don’t know what time bars close there, but it 1:30AM is probably a good guess in this case.

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  • Paul

    Pathetic.

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  • 4giveusbillypenn

    God that is so fucking lame. Chances are the douche bag is all talk. I would keep the baseball bat at the ready though.

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  • Paul

    God that is so fucking lame. Chances are the douche bag is all talk. I would keep the baseball bat at the ready though.

    Baseball bat? That mother fucker comes into your house you better blow him away.

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  • Derf

    It was me the whole time i was just kidding ! you know i like calling you late nights when i get lonely

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  • Derf

    3AM? My man, that’s borderline pitiful. But, it’s quite intriguing that someone is that infatuated with me. I’ll take it as a compliment!

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    i agree, derf. The derf “imposter” is a total loser. I mean He could’ve been anyone else in the world, yet he chose to be you…

    there’s a lot of irony here. (joking with you, of course!)

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  • Derf

    there’s a lot of irony here
    I’d say it’s more sardonic than anything. However, I favor some good sarcasm/ribbing over the usual lowbrow idiocy I see on this site.

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  • derek

    hey comes in your house kick him in the nuts plain and simple

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  • derek

    I imagine the local police are more concerned with what time the krispy kreme opens tomorrow than they are about some threat that you probably received from a 12 year old on the internet.

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