Arena football is not a sport.
It's about as challenging as cubicle basketball. you want to make a professional basketball player laugh.. tell him you can hit your wastebasket with crumpled paper while sitting.
wanna make a pro football player laugh? tell him you play arena football.
arena football.... what can i say about this... you have grown men trying to run the length of a basketball court, throw the length of a basketball court, and kick a field goal in a room in which most healthy grown men would bounce it off the ceiling. There's a sport!

ever get smacked in the face with a puck
Apparently you did. And more than once.

I may be undeniably addicted to hockey but, you're just an ass. The NHL doesn't need fans like you.

arena football is kiddie sports .. football in general sucks .. the only real sport is hockey bitch .. real men playin a real sport.. football is a bunch of gangstas baseball is a snooze and basketball who the fuck really cares .. hockey has speed hitting fights .. ever get smacked in the face with a puck now that a real fucking sport asshole ..

the fact that philadelphia sucks still stands though, so i think this site should continue.

i like the cock
Listen, if you're going to mimic me, at least capitalize the "I" you window licking pinhead. Is it too much to ask that my impersonator has an education?

Woah, obviously gg is sooo obsessed with winning a MAJOR sports championship. Arena League Football isn't one of them. This dude is totally deranged!! What a fucking joke.

To Jr.: just keep the hate on the fans for the Four Major Sports. Making fun of the mentally challenged AFL fans (whether philly, ny, whoever)? wow that takes intellect!

i like the cock

I’m just glad you are aware of the fact that you are an asshole
Most people who visit this site are assholes. I favor myself to be more of a prick (I keep all you lowbrow simpletons in line).

Carry on with your assholish life
Dark Helmet has spoken! LOL!!!

I'm just glad you are aware of the fact that you are an asshole. Carry on with your assholish life.

You aren’t normally one to make ironic statements on purpose
Something tells me you don't quite grasp what irony is, you drunken pinhead. If you did, you'd realize just how stupid that statement is.

I was hoping you unintentionally called yourself an asshole
And I was hoping you'd drink yourself into a coma. Oh well. LOL!

Well I’ll be damned. Someone is actually smart enough to understand the irony in that statement.

You aren't normally one to make ironic statements on purpose. I was hoping you unintentionally called yourself an asshole. Oh well.

Sorry, just wanted to add a few notes about the above picture. What a hard up buch of idiots they must have been to even attend a parade that ment nothing. Kinda like attending something as useless as a parade for shitting your own pants. Philthy fans just get more pathetic every fuckin’ day…..
That is all assholes.

I doubt this is the only AFL championship "parade" to ever occur.

Sorry, just wanted to add a few notes about the above picture. What a hard up buch of idiots they must have been to even attend a parade that ment nothing. Kinda like attending something as useless as a parade for shitting your own pants. Philthy fans just get more pathetic every fuckin' day.....
That is all assholes.

Derf, you are the man. I dont care what Paula says about ya! One would think they would read the whole basis for the website berfore making them selves look like more of an ass clown that they are..

Sheesh, MAJOR SPORTS TITLE? Get it yet?

Well I'll be damned. Someone is actually smart enough to understand the irony in that statement.

And sweeping generalizations are a trademark of assholes.

How ironic.

football fans are morons who cares ?
And sweeping generalizations are a trademark of assholes. But hey, who cares?

football fans are morons who cares ?

A Major Professional Philadelphia Sport Team won a Championship
Since you're going to such great lengths to make a complete ass of yourself, let me add to the fun.

Other "Major Professional" sports leagues: Canadian Football League (CFL), National Lacrosse League (NLL), Women's National Basketball Assoc (WNBA), National Women's Hockey League (NWHL).

The Philadelphia Wings have won championships in 1989, 1990, 1994, 1995, 1998, 2001. They're a "Major Professional" team you drunken ass clown. What? didn't feel a need to brag about that too?

See, here's the problem. At PhillySucks, nobody gives a shit about the AFL, or any other "technically" professional, sub-par joke of a sport. Only mentally inept Philly fans think that's something to brag about.

On this website, the four major sports teams of Philadelphia was considered
Let that soak in for a bit gg4469 before you go and say something insanely stupid again.

I can't believe people actually went to that parade. Were they giving away something free?