Jul 30 2008
13 Comments
By Michael July 2008

wow that is sad


From: jamesgee46@yahoo.com
Subject: wow that is sad

my freind sent me this site that is sad im not actully from philly (im from jersey) but im a big phillies fan i was to young to remember the 80′ world series when we won it all but i still remember when we lost to the blue jays in 93′ (i still have not recoverd from it ) i think we have a good chance this year though i dont care about the other teams that havent won a championship football hockey and baskettball fans are morons and have no class any way

Lots of gems to pick out in this email, but I will let you all discuss.

  • Derf

    Jesus. This retard’s head is so far up his ass, he can chew his food twice. There’s really not much to add to that shitpile of an email.

    Go drink another beer you witless gimp.

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  • Cheesesteak of Suffering

    Who cares what the Phillies do this year. What would be hilarious, if the Cubs end up playing them and beating them in the NLCS LOL!!!

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  • Derf

    Quite a few people I work with don’t even take the NL East seriously. Hell, the Braves are probably the only reason the NL East isn’t considered the shit stain of the league.

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  • Paul

    Quite a few people I work with don’t even take the NL East seriously.

    Yeah, their opinions really matter. Make sure you tell them that a lot. I am always interested in what the people you work with think.

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  • Derf

    That entire statement was purely to get a rise out of you. Hook, line & fucking sinker! LOL!

    The only thing I couldn’t predict was how long it would take for you to swell up before your bra straps snapped.

    You had me almost crying, I was laughing so hard. Thanks Paula!

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  • Paul

    That entire statement was purely to get a rise out of you.

    Uh huh, of course it was.

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  • Derf

    Uh huh, of course it was
    Well, I’m not some drunken schlep suffering from random mental lapses. I actually remembered the huge debate we had last year (because someone whimpered like a school girl over my co-workers trashing the NL East).

    So, when I saw this email, I simply couldn’t resist seeing what would happen if I brought it up again.

    You got burned you shit-faced drunk. Deal with it & stop crying like a bitch.

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  • Paul

    You got burned you shit-faced drunk. Deal with it & stop crying like a bitch.

    Oh no! Not burned?!

    Fucking loser.

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  • Derf

    Fucking loser.
    The period on the end really emphasizes the bad ass in you Paula. Forget testosterone, you’ve got punctuation! LOL!!!

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  • Paul

    The period on the end really emphasizes the bad ass in you Paula. Forget testosterone, you’ve got punctuation! LOL!!!

    Ok then. You’re commenting on punctuation. If you’ve run out of material I give you permission to recycle the same thing over and over again. It never stopped you before.

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  • Derf

    If you’ve run out of material I give you permission to recycle the same thing over and over again
    Hmm. Well here’s what I think.

    First off, I’m not getting paid to bring fresh satire to the table everyday. Second, you won’t remember what was said 3 hours from now. And lastly, why waste all my good material on some brain dead, shit-faced drunk?

    It’s more fun to bring up old stuff that I know pisses you off and seeing if you’re stupid enough to fall for it again. Like in the case of this email.

    Burn baby burn! LOL!

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  • Paul

    why waste all my good material on some brain dead, shit-faced drunk?

    Please, Derf and “good material” are not synonymous.

    Anyway, I’m flattered that you make comments to get a reaction from me. I really am. Keep doing it.

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  • Derf

    Please, Derf and “good material” are not synonymous
    Man, you really are one cranky little fairy when you’re sober. No wonder you find so much comfort at the bottom of an empty bottle.

    I’m flattered that you make comments to get a reaction from me
    Well, you’re like the proverbial lab rat Paula. Except you’re always pie-eyed, incapable of rational thought & constantly whimpering like a school girl with a massive wedgie. LOL!

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