Is there any response that anyone can think of that would even remotely dent the stupidity of that last reply?

I'm all ears.

LOL = GAY = DERF

Called out by a chick? LOL!!!

Tell her that her face looks like a flaccid penis! Go get her #1, kick that girl's ass!

Christine...just stay in the kitchen, do your job...and shut the fuck up!

There was no side-stepping involved. There is only one issue at hand. You possess the grammatical skills of a meth addicted ass clown

Here's what you said (simplified):
Hits on this site would decline drastically because I probably jerk off all the time, while attempting to look like I have half a brain.

OK there freak boy! That makes perfect sense! LOL!!!

Will you just go away #1 Boston Hater? Your statement made no sense and I'm no big fan of Derf but you are WAY more annoying. You just fill up the screen with nonsense. Please go find another site to act like a child.

Again, way to sidestep the issue, asshole. Just like all those philly fans that come up with excuses for the reason they don't win, derfy boy here comes up with excuses why he fails to understand the issue.

What the fuck am I talking about? Try read between the lines dickhead!
I don't think reading between the lines would render that verbal slobber comprehensible to anyone with the cognitive ability exceeding that of a tire iron.

You know though. If I look at your statement hard enough, it almost looks like a flaccid penis. LOL!!!!

What the fuck am I talking about? Try read between the lines dickhead!

Oh, I forgot...better go back to Sylvan.

oooh…ya got me with that one.
No need for acclamations my man! Just exposing your mental inferiorities is gratification enough for me.

Unfortunately for Michael, hits on this website would decline drastically b/c derfy boy here probably spends all his time jerkin’ off and attempting to look as if he has half a brain
Umm. What the fuck are you talking about? Go inhale some more paint you window licking dipshit. LOL!!!

Makin’ fun of Philly fans? Thats about all this lame fuck can manage doing on a day to day basis
Awww, is someone getting their panties in a wad because I'm making them look like a complete asshole?

oooh...ya got me with that one. Please fuckface, just get it over with. Unfortunately for Michael, hits on this website would decline drastically b/c derfy boy here probably spends all his time jerkin' off and attempting to look as if he has half a brain.

Makin' fun of Philly fans? Thats about all this lame fuck can manage doing on a day to day basis.

Which way should I hold the gun? Side view or front view? I don't want you getting all excited that it looks like a hard-on or something.

LOL!!!! Later freak!

Derf....when did you become the public relations spokeswoman for website? Speaking for the masses these days?....your bordering on psychopathic issues.

Just pick up the gun...and put it in your mouth...BOOM!! It'll be over and you can be free from the pain that afflicts you.

i said the “UP SIDE DOWN THUMB” looks like a flaccid penis. I never said it IS one
I'm pretty sure (if not 100% positive) that was never mentioned nor remotely insinuated.

This is what I wrote:
This mentally disturbed twit sees a penis
Focus on the bold part. Yeah that part. Let is sink in a bit. Right then!
Kind of makes you feel like a jackass for calling someone else out on reading comprehension, doesn't it?

Maybe if that dope drew it from a profile rather than having one observe it straight forward, he could have gotten less criticism from me.
Maybe if you weren't so infatuated with cock & balls, you'd see an upside down thumb like the rest of us. LOL!!!!

Later freak boy!

derf...you ARE be the dumbest fuck on the planet. i said the "UP SIDE DOWN THUMB" looks like a flaccid penis. I never said it IS one. Maybe if that dope drew it from a profile rather than having one observe it straight forward, he could have gotten less criticism from me.

Goddamn it son...try going to Sylvan Learning Center with all those other retards and brush up on the fundamentals of reading comprehension, fuckface !

Anyways, I think his selection of Virginia was arbitrary. The tourism motto just happened to be an easy one to convert for comical purposes. I don’t think he’s even remotely attempting to promote the state.

Oh ok, I thought Bob wrote an email claiming he was a Washington fan. No big deal either way. Just trying to take a jab at what I assumed was his home state.

I don't think I've ever seen someone so seriously enamored with male genitalia. Most people see a thumb in that picture. This mentally disturbed twit sees a penis. Brilliant!

Enjoy your weekend, you fucking freak! LOL!!

the upside down thumb looks more like a flacid penis....not to mention a cheezy attempt at humour. No wonder why derf liked it....

No, I'm no from Virginia. I do however know a few people from there.

Anyways, I think his selection of Virginia was arbitrary. The tourism motto just happened to be an easy one to convert for comical purposes. I don't think he's even remotely attempting to promote the state.

Nothing at all. I've been there and it sure as hell isn't anything special.

Are you from Virginia or something?

What's so confusing about Virginia?

Virginia?.....lol....ok then.

LOL! I enjoyed it Bob. Good work as usual!

fail.

it doesn't really work. nice try though.