May 01 2008
31 Comments
By Michael May 2008

OK a few things


From: chris@cjmproduction.net
Subject: OK a few things

First off i am a Flyers fan but wasn’t it a drunk Montreal fan who dumped a beer on Mike Richards in the penalty box?

Isn’t it Montreal fans who boo Briere every time he touches the puck because their GM could persuade him to play for your “awesome” team? You should boo your GM for not doing his job, not a human being with options.

Isn’t it Montreal fans who had a riot in the streets because they beat the last ranked team in the playoffs? in game 7!!!!!!!

Maybe just being a Flyers fan makes me ignorant but I don’t see how Montreal fans are any better.

  • Paul

    wasn’t it a drunk Montreal fan who dumped a beer on Mike Richards in the penalty box?

    Yep

    Isn’t it Montreal fans who boo Briere every time he touches the puck because their GM could persuade him to play for your “awesome” team?

    Yep

    Isn’t it Montreal fans who had a riot in the streets because they beat the last ranked team in the playoffs? in game 7!!!!!!!

    Yep

    I’ll go ahead and say this to save someone the trouble. Here is the response you will get:

    “This is PhillySucks.com. Expect nothing but hatred towards Philadelphia, Philly fans, and Philly sports teams”.

    Of course these people know that other fans are just as bad so they avoid the discussion by stating this is not the place to discuss other fans. The thing is, those people don’t moderate this site so you are free to bring it up all you want. Just don’t expect much discussion because those points are quickly dismissed as irrelevent here.

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  • Derf

    Wasn’t it a drunken Philly fan who conveniently “fell” into the penalty box (after pushing on the divider) and starting swinging at Tie Domi?

    Wasn’t it Philly fans who booed Eric Lindros (a guy who helped take the Flyers to the Cup Finals in 1997) every time he touched the puck because Bobby Clarke couldn’t manage his way out of a cardboard box?

    And let’s not forget the lovely Philly fans who booed Santa, threw snowballs and beer at Dallas players, and threw D-cell batteries at an outfielder. (Yeah, I’m including all the idiot Philly fans)

    Listen, the Montreal riots are nothing new and I sure as hell don’t advocate that kind of behavior. But, that’s apparently the way it is in Canada. Calgary and Edmonton have suffered the same riots in the past.

    The best part? Even considering the riots, Philly fans are still easily recognized as the biggest bunch of window licking assholes. Why you ask?
    Because they are the biggest bunch of window licking assholes.

    Think about that. People are willing to overlook riots when they think of drunken, asshole fans and still point the finger at Philly fans. That’s fucking great!

    Of course these people know that other fans are just as bad
    Yeah, sure. Keep telling yourself that one while you suck down some more sauce and parade around in your Eagles panties you fucking half-lit dolt. LOL!!!

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  • Cheesesteak of Suffering

    Oh great, another Flyers fan proving his stupidity is valid in this world. I love it when Flyers fans come up with excuses. Lets see, talking shit on Montreal fans saying we are inhuman and riot everywhere. Okay first off, those wern’t even hockey fans who did that. They were drunken fools JUST LIKE YOU PHILLY!!
    If your worthless hockey team won a cup that would be a joke to see. I can imagine, a group of silverback guerilla’s running around the streets and gang raping the white trash in your city lol. Don’t go talking shit on other teams fans. Not cool when you have a reputation of being quite violent yourselfs.

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  • Derf

    but I don’t see how Montreal fans are any better

    While there are assholes in every major city hosting some kind of sports franchise, I think there are some differences between Philly fans and the rest of civilized society.

    In most cities, belligerent fans and drunken fan violence are probably more happenstance than the everyday norm.

    Philly on the other hand, is a cesspool of stark raving drunks who are ignorant and uneducated in just about every facet of sports (and possibly life itself).

    This however isn’t a rare occasion in Philly, it’s integrated into everyday life.

    Then there’s the pathetically inane obsession with winning a championship that infests every waking thought these stupid ass baboons have. And the best part is, these people could care less about their city and its rich history.

    And what exactly do these pie-eyed simpletons care about? How many Eagles and Flyers stickers they can fit on the tailgate of their pickup & how much they can puff out their chests, while running around like escaped mental patients claiming “they’re going to win it all this year”.

    I think that’s why Philly fans are considered the most classless of all fans.
    Not just because they’re loud, drunk, obnoxious, subhuman assholes. But because they have nothing outside of sports that they elect to take pride in. And that’s just fucking pathetic.

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  • Paul

    a group of silverback guerilla’s running around the streets and gang raping the white trash in your city lol.

    Wow, just wow.

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  • Cheesesteak of Suffering

    Hahaha the only thing Philadelphia takes pride in outside of sports: Beating their pregnant wives, getting fat, being white trash, going to the Wawa every 5 minutes, Devouring as many Cheesesteaks as possible, and watching the Feagles and Flyers choke every year. Keep it up guys!! Your championship reign that never happened. Well will surely continue to happen lol.

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  • chris

    Um, im not from philly so your childish insults don’t bother me one bit. But my sincere questions and your inadequate Responses are alll i need for proof

    “Ask a rhetorical question, and the folls will prove their foolishness”

    Good day

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  • Cheesesteak of Suffering

    Where are you from? South Jersey or Delaware lol. Even better, more white trash that flows through the Delaware River. “Childish insults” okay, you know what this is a Philly Sucks website. What the fuck do you homers do on here? Honestly, find a better a group of teams to route for. The Flyers are GOING NO WHERE this year. Stanley Cup wins? 2 in the Past 33 years is a joke to alot of hockey fans. Piss off, you cock-eyed-sauced up fucknut.

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  • Derf

    your childish insults don’t bother me one bit.

    Yeah they did or you wouldn’t have responded. And if you don’t like it, then I suggest you go cry on a more ass kissing Philly friendly site.

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  • Cheesesteak of Suffering

    Nothing seems to bother Flyers fans, too much man juice flows in their veins. Enjoy the next series! You cheated your way through this one!

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  • Paul

    Enjoy the next series! You cheated your way through this one!

    Waaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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  • chris

    what ever helps you sleep at night

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  • Derf

    what ever helps you sleep at night
    You know what helps me sleep at night? Making fun of half-lit, mentally inept, asshole Philly fans. LOL!

    Waaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
    And that’s just priceless. The resident pillow biting, sniveling bitch calling someone else out for whining. Brilliant!

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  • chris

    Well im sure if you had a point you would have made it by now….so im going to assume all you have is 11 year old insults……peace

    the Flyers have to go play a real team now

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  • Derf

    You really have to love the pure genius of Philly fans who routinely visit Phillysucks.com

    I think I’ll visit a site on a regular basis that bashes my sports franchises & fans. And then I’ll cry and snivel like a bitch and come back for some more!

    LOL! What the hell is in Philly’s water supply that makes you drunken dipshits so masochistic?

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  • Cheesesteak of Suffering

    Hahahaha, a real team huh? That real team, is going to knock you arrogant retards the fuck out. Big deal, you idiots KNOW NOTHING about hockey. Actually better yet, I’m willing to bet that all of your sports teams are gonna choke on a fat dick in either this round against Pittsburgh. Or even if try and beat Sydney Crosby, and Evengi Malkin which is never going to happen. You beat us, fair and square and the refs and your idiot coachs tactics helped you. I’m also gonna go out on a limb, and say this: Once you get annihilated by the Penguins in this round. You will suck even worse than before next year. The Salary Cap saved your fucking team. Now be prepared to trade away fat ass Briere, and a few other dirty players you love so much.

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  • Cheesesteak of Suffering

    Eagles Season: 9-7 at best, and choking in the playoffs

    Phillies: 81-81 a medicre season, plagued injuries, and Ryan Howard getting traded to a team that can win.

    Flyers: Enjoy trying to take on Pittsburgh. We all know, in 4 games or less you will get destroyed.

    Sixers: Hey guys how are the finals treating you? Oh yeah!! Thats right! The Pistons squashed you!!

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  • chris

    “I think I’ll visit a site on a regular basis that bashes my sports franchises & fans. And then I’ll cry and snivel like a bitch and come back for some more!”

    I didnt expect you to make my point so clearly…im not crying but if thats the way you see it….i guess your always right in that one sided mind of yours and ill repeat again ..I’m not from philly….

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  • chris

    Cheesesteak of Suffering, I believe the “4 games” comment was exactly what they said about montreal

    but who knows

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  • Derf

    ill repeat again ..I’m not from philly
    I never said you were, you fucking spastic twit. What is it with you shit-faced window lickers and your 3rd grade reading comprehension?

    Are all Philly fans really this stupid?

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  • Cheesesteak of Suffering

    A Philadelphia fans education:

    Leaving the 9th grade, for a life of smoking crack and poverty. Their only hope every year: To watch ONE of their pathetic, horrible, joke of a franchises to win JUST ONE Championship. One Goal, One Dream, No Rings = The life of a Philthadelphia Moron. Just ask Paul, and the rest of his group of Andy Reid Salad Tossers on here.

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  • Paul

    Leaving the 9th grade, for a life of smoking crack and poverty. Their only hope every year: To watch ONE of their pathetic, horrible, joke of a franchises to win JUST ONE Championship. One Goal, One Dream, No Rings = The life of a Philthadelphia Moron. Just ask Paul, and the rest of his group of Andy Reid Salad Tossers on here.

    That hurts coming from someone who hasn’t even made it to the 9th grade yet.

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  • Cheesesteak of Suffering

    Thats funny Paul, I finished the 9th grade oh 10 years ago? Ya thats right, and not to mention already done college buddy. Actually went to the Nova for my 4 year tenure. Something you haven’t even tried to do. Oh wait! Hey dude, can you serve me some Crab Fries and Cheesesteaks!!!! Hmmm yum, and I will have a Labat Blue with that. How much do I owe you again? Oh wait, you are mentally retarded!! Can I donate some money to the retard fund sir.

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  • Paul

    Actually went to the Nova for my 4 year tenure.

    They did an awful job. You should get your money back.

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  • chris

    wow derf your angry ….

    “Are all Philly fans really this stupid?”

    are all non philly fans really this childish?

    dont answer that …you’ve already proved it

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  • chris

    and now after throwing the last game of the season so they could play the lowly Ottawa Sen’s the penguins have to face the music they should have faced in the first round

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  • Derf

    I wouldn’t be so quick to mistake anger for loathing. See, there’s a healthy dose of gratification that comes of making fun of you shit-faced primates.

    I guess what I’m trying to say is that bashing you retarded simpletons is beyond amusing. Does that clear it up for you? LOL!

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  • chris

    I guess what I’m trying to say is that bashing you retarded simpletons is beyond amusing. Does that clear it up for you? LOL!

    try charity work it’s a better way to spend your time than proving your moronic use of the English language

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  • Derf

    Charity wouldn’t yield the same kind of satisfaction for one major reason.

    I’d probably have to work with people who are poor, destitute, and uneducated. Which we all know is a full step above your typical shit-faced Philly fan asshole. And there’s just no fun in that!

    than proving your moronic use of the English language
    I’m not sure but, that could possibly be the most retarded insult I’ve ever seen here. LOL!

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  • chris

    yes well insulting ignorant people is like playing dodge ball with the paraplegic.

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  • Derf

    Well fucking A. If that’s the case, then we’re going to need a truck load of dodgeballs for absurd amount of mentally crippled Philly fans who visit this site.

    Aim for the slobber! LOL!!!

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