May 16 2008
25 Comments
By Michael March 2008

Dirty Philly


From: [Email Removed]
Subject: I love your site

I live about 45 minutes from Dirty Philly, and I work with a bunch of yahoos that are from here who love there filthy Philly teams. I go at it with them all day, every day about how there teams suck. I am from Boston originally and I always brag about my Boston teams. I am pretty hated here. I think your site is my favorite site on the web now. All they do here is cry about how the Patriots cheated in the superbowl in 2004 when they beat the Eagles. They are sucj cry babies here in Philly. Boo Hoo. I have been living here for almost 9 years now and all I hear every year is how there team, wether it be the Eagles, Phillies, Sixers and Flyers are going to win the championship. Guess what? It hasn’t happend yet, in 9 years and I don’t see it happening for a long time. Anyway, Great site, keep up the good work.

#1 Philly Hater
Drew

  • Derf

    Well Drew, you hit a couple sore spots with the Philly dregs.

    All they do here is cry about how the Patriots cheated in the superbowl in 2004
    Well, what do you expect from a bunch of shit-faced lemmings?

    all I hear every year is how there team, wether it be the Eagles, Phillies, Sixers and Flyers are going to win the championship
    Trust me, it won’t stop anytime soon either. I think it’s a way for these assholes to sugarcoat that it’s been 24 years since any Philly franchise has done anything noteworthy.

    And here’s the best thing.
    Whenever you mention the lack of a championship, you’ll get “That’s all you got?” or “Yeah, that’s original”.

    Followed by some inane spiel about conference titles, division titles, championships they won back in 1588, how close they came in 19xx or 20xx, how they got cheated, how someone was hurt, how the moon wasn’t in the right position, how Puff the magic dragon farted on their cheesesteaks and ruined their chances.

    You just have to love these witless baboons. I don’t think god, in all its wisdom, could have designed a better idiot than a Philly fan. LOL!!!

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  • Davis

    I had the joy of dealing with these idiots last night at game 4 of the cryers and the penguins. And I must say these fans are brave when there are 100 of them and just me in an area. Yet when I was with fewer than 10 or so in my vicinity they said nothing.

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    Boston fans are, w/o a doubt, the biggest PUSSIES in all of sports. All you fuckin’ assholes care about are the Bosux, who forever would whine about the NY Yankees bankrolling their team. And guess what, now the Bosux do exactly that….a $185 million dollar payroll? The NY Yankees will forever own the Bosux. Boston Bruins….haven’t won shit since the 70′s, Celtics? the 80′s…and b/c Boston fans are just too PUSSY to accept the fact that the Bosux weren’t able to win in 90 years, they had to invent “the curse”….get over your uppity selves.

    And the fact that the Patriots have a parade in Boston where no one shows up…is a fucking disgrace. You assholes DO NOT deserve football. GO jam a dildo up your asses when your precious Bosux lose for another hundred years….

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  • Derf

    Is the little Philly fan all pissy because the Penguins dismantled your precious Flyers. You poor baby.

    Oh well, at least you can take those cute little “Orange Crush” t-shirts and wipe up your tears (like you did against Tampa Bay).

    Hey, now your Flyers can go get some “Vengeance” on some golf balls! LOL!!

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    sorry dude….just had to put this guy in his place.

    Try learning to stay on the subject matter, bitch!

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    oh, I see…derf is a PUSSY Boston fan….bitch.

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  • Derf

    Calm down their kid. Just because you popped out a few pubes doesn’t make you a man just yet.

    Wait, why am I trying to talk sense to a jackass who ends all his sentences with “bitch”? Doh!

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    Derf, go pick up a gun and blow your brains out. You serve no purpose in life. You can’t even follow the argument in this blog.

    Symptomatic of being from Boston. Oh wait, you won’t even man up to say who you root for.

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  • Derf

    Who I root for is irrelevant and the more you bring it up, the more I know it irritates you mindless simpletons. I fucking love it!

    You can’t even follow the argument in this blog
    Hmm. Well assuming you’re bashing the original email, I assumed you were a Philly fan and followed suit. Now, if you’re not a Philly fan, then you obviously haven’t stated whom you root for. And that my shit-faced buffoon, would make you a hypocrite.

    So which is it Einstein? Philly fan or hypocrite?

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    The fact that you don’t man up and state who you root for, already makes you a mindless, bottom rung, uneducated dickhead…something with which you identify quite well when it comes to hating on philly.

    Again, the deaf, dumb and blind hating on himself b/c he is a self depricating loser….and too stupid to realize what is happening here.

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  • Derf

    So you’re an angry, pre-pubescent hypocrite who answers legitimate questions with idiotic rhetoric. Got it!

    So by admitting who I root for would coincidentally make me intelligent, top class, and educated? Now that’s interesting!

    By the way, I’m enjoying watching you get more and more upset because you’re too young & stupid to realize and/or admit your own hypocrisy (and that you lack the mental fortitude to defend yourself).

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    So, in essence, you don’t want to be thought of as a top class guy? That’s the reason you don’t say anything?

    Folks, this is what we’re dealing with here…the remarks of a “man” who wants to be known as the opposite of top notch and educated…in other words: WHITE TRASH….and DUMB

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    the follow blog was brought to you by IDIOTIC RHETORIC: Frustating SPINELESS DUMB WHITE TRASH since 1970!!

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  • Derf

    Big John. er. Boston Hater. Do us all a favor and stop with the happy horse shit and go do your homework or something.

    Capiche?

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    Derf, again…spare us.

    I had to call this fucker out with the trash talkin’ on philly from an arrogant boston fan.

    I really don’t know how anyone can stand an arrogant, snivling, uppity faggot fans like the ones from boston.

    I mean, say what you will about philly….you’re dealing with 25 years of frustration. But BOSTON and having to invent a fucking curse that the whole of AMerica buys into? What a fucking joke…..

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  • Derf

    Derf, again…spare us
    He even talks in third person?

    And now it’s even more clear. You’re obviously a sniveling bitch of Yankee fan who saw a reply from a Boston fan. You got your panties in a bunch and blew a gasket.

    You could care less about Philly eh Big Hater? You’re here to cry & whimper about Boston fans like a little school girl.

    I bet 2004 still boils your blood to this day. Dropping a 3-0 lead to the BoSox? And your poor Yankees joining the two other sorry ass franchises in all major sports that have blown a 3-0 lead in a 7 game series.

    Typical fucking crybaby Stankees fan. I guess you can’t always buy the World Series eh Big Hater? LOL!!

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    derf, you are one unbelievable dope!!

    K-Mart readily sells guns. Try putting it to good use, pal!!

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  • Derf

    Hey I got some trivia!

    In 2004, what 480 quintillion dollar franchise blew a 3-0 lead and got spanked by the Boston RedSocks?

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    again, you’re either very GAY or VERY stupid…

    best to just come outta the closet, right now, then shoot yourself dead.

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  • Derf

    You know who got VERY spanked by the BoSox in 2004?
    I’ll give you a hint: You could buy a small country with their payroll. LOL!!

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  • Paul

    Damn, I can’t even keep up with these anymore. I can’t believe how active this site is today.

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  • Derf

    I can’t believe how active this site is today
    Yeah but, it’s not the good kind of active. The only thing today’s banter might have benefited was the site’s hit counter (if there is one).

    Basically, some schlep with multiple ID’s brought the entire site’s IQ down a solid 50 points. I responded in suit but, it was still really stupid on my behalf to even humor the shit-faced retard. No one reading this email’s drivel will be remotely entertained.

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  • http://www.phillysucks.com Michael – Philly Sucks

    Derf, Paul, Big John each posted with one IP today except #1 Boston Hater who posted one comment as just wondering? as a different IP. The rest of his comments have been from one IP.

    I do track traffic. The blog was a bit up today but generally speaking the overall traffic rises in the playoffs when a Philly team is involved.

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    i’m impressed michael….you ought to run for the NSA.

    maybe derf will now realize how retarded he actually is.

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  • Derf

    Crap. I just realized I missed this reply all together. Better late than never!

    I’ll explain the scenario very easily Michael.

    IP addresses really mean nothing when it comes to tracking anybody. You know as well as I, that I connect through multiple IP’s (various proxies) so I can circumvent my companies web filtering.

    This ass clown could simply be using one real IP (for Big John) & then connecting through a proxy (or multiple proxies) with his #1 Boston Hater account to appear as though he’s two people. And this is quite easily done from one computer.

    maybe derf will now realize how retarded he actually is.
    LOL! You don’t know much about anything, do you?

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