damm, derfwad, i see
everyone thinks you are a
piece of garbage loser!

i feel better now

Yeah, of course (rolling eyes).

There's no way someone can be this stupid and serious. But, I have no issues clearing up your psychotic military obsession Adem.

Now, put on your GI JOE drop-seat pajamas and let me tell you a story!

I actually almost joined the military twice in my life (once in high school & once in college). And, believe it or not, it was people who served that steered me away from it both times.

I was basically told from two ex-marines that I was an asshole for even considering it. To this day, I still think it would have been cool to serve a couple years. But, as they say, hindsight is always 20/20.

So that's it! Now wipe up your drool and go to bed my little army princess. Tomorrow, we're train you not to drink out of the toilet! LOL!!

What's wrong Derf? Do you not like when people mention the military because it brings your guilt of running away?

What is with your obsession with the military? My god, so this is what happens when people with OCD get computers? LOL!

Derf is only tough on the internet
You know, I've noticed most little school girl bitches say that. Don't get your panties in a wad because you're one evolutionary step away from having a menstrual cycle you sniveling bitch.

Hey Paul, Derf is only tough on the internet. He was afraid to join the military.

Or he tried joining and they didn't take him because he's gay.

Derf was afraid to join the military.

COS, don't bother trying to convince Paul that he and the Philly fan base are the biggest bunch of mentally inferior, shit for brains.

Just think of it this way. What kind of lowbrow ass clown would constantly frequent a site dedicated to bashing his sports franchises & indirectly, the very same fans he has drunken pissing contests with?

Answer that and you'll know why traditional logic will fail miserably on these shit faced baboons.

Throwing beers at your worthless team is a compliment.

Words of a true hypocrite. I love exploiting your kind.

Throwing beers at your worthless team is a compliment. Compaired to trying to a punch a goalie, taunting a losing team, punching a player while on the bench, calling yourself "RJ" Umberger. I could go on with my review of your team. I figure, nah it's not worth it wasting my energy on a screen talking to a bunch of Brain Damaged idiots.

Maybe I should give some to the Montreal and Washington fans who like to throw beers at hockey players...lol.

A so called intelligent Philthadelphia fan!?!?!?!?!?! What kinda genes, run in your family? HOLY SHIT you should try and pass them down to the retarded idiots that call themselves, Phillies, Flyers, Eagles, and Sixers fans.

Haha, now I'm too poor to get a job? I love false assumptions made by some guy on the internet. It's fun. I'm sure you make millions of dollars heading your own business.

Anyway, back here in the real world I don't work in Philadelphia. Don't worry, I do pretty well for myself.

You serving anything to me? Whats a matter, are you too fucking poor to actually get a real job? I love the Philadelphia/South Jersey area. It's such a wonderful, and yet miserable experience if you go. I swear Philthadelphia is stuck 5 years behind in the gene pool. Actually light years behind in the gene pool.

HA! Me serve you? Keep dreaming kid.

Oh my!! Philly fans trying sound intelligent? Did that education, at Pats Cheesesteaks University teach you anything important? Besides, being able to serve me with or without "Wit" hahaha.

Good job Guy. You just lit the fuse on Paul's tampon. Even worse? He's mentally regressing with each reply.
I suspect by day's end, he'll be sucking on a pacifier and slinging crap.

Honestly Paul, you're just being a complete fucking idiot now.
Do you even realize how much you're enforcing the negative stereotype of Philly fans?(does an asshole like you even care?)

One thing's for sure. You're leaving no room for interpretation. Later!

Haha, I had derf tags around that text but they didn't show up.

Guy? I'm going to let you in on a little secret. You need to have a dick to call yourself a guy....lol. Get off your parents computer and get a job you inebriated retard.

..and Paul is still a dumbfuck

Oh man. Don't get the little princess started up again. The guy is only one minor evolutionary step away from having a menstrual cycle.

Well things havent changed a bit since the last time I checked this website out. Philadelphia still sucks and Paul is still a dumbfuck. HaHaHaHaHaHa! Keep it real!

There go some of those awesome insults that DO NOT make Derf a hypocrite

You're totally fucking clueless eh Deputy Fife?
Wait, I'll respond for you Paul!

"If you ride with your mouth open in the wind and put your tongue against the roof of your mouth, its impossible to pronounce a word that begins with the letter 's'."

LOL!!!!!!! You make it too easy sometimes!

There go some of those awesome insults that DO NOT make Derf a hypocrite.

Elmo bed sheets, huh? Good one!!!!

It’s obvious to any body that visits this site how full of it you are
Translation
"logic makes my head hurt. I have diaper rash. My Elmo bed sheets are fading and I just want someone's shoulder to cry on. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

LOL!!!
Now we just need ol to come and top off the quota of Philly fan idiocy with some more ignorant drivel and I can call it a day!

Tell yourself what ever you need to tell yourself. It's obvious to any body that visits this site how full of it you are. Carry on.

Wow! Look at the drunken princess go!

Anyway...
We've had this discussion before Paul. Most(not all) Philly fans are mentally inferior and you're not one of the exceptions. Being "mature" with a typical Philly fan (like you) is about as practical as fighting a tank with a toothpick.

Honestly? Philly fans are about the most incoherently belligerent bunch of assholes I've ever dealt with. I've also learned over time that traditional logic fails short in making any kind of a point with you uneducated simpletons.

So what to do? Use your own lowbrow stupidity to mock your shortcomings. Using a mix of logic and childish insults has really seemed to work well for me over time (much to your dismay).

In a nutshell? You're a mentally inadequate dipshit along with quite a few others who visit this site. And the only way to be taken seriously by Philly fans is to mock what you all aspire to be; Belligerent, subhuman pieces of shit. That's about as simple as it gets.

Does that clear it up for my little bitch princess?

Derf,

Stop it. Just stop. You are probably the most immature person here. Ranging from quotes like "humping a fire hydrant with a strapon" to "inebriated retard" (one of your favorites) you use the most childish insults on this site. The fact that you are trying to justify it makes it that much more pathetic.

Continue the "high school" level insults because I get a kick out of them to be honest with you but you sure as hell aren't some kind of mature voice on this site that only uses insults to be on the same level as Philly fans (dumbest excuse for acting like an ass that I have ever heard).

Technically(by definition), it would make me a hypocrite but, I went on to explain that it’s a mockery of the brain dead retards I deal with (like you and ol), and indeed not hypocrisy

Technically (by definition), you are full of shit.

Dear God you people are fucking stupid.

It's not hypocrisy you half-lit, drunken schlep. How can someone be a hypocrite when they're mocking someone else? Do you even understand what it means to be a hypocrite?

The insults I used are admittedly lowbrow (which I stated here)
I’ll usually couple a good insult with some lowbrow humor

Technically(by definition), it would make me a hypocrite but, I went on to explain that it's a mockery of the brain dead retards I deal with (like you and ol), and indeed not hypocrisy.

Seriously my man, go back to sniffing ol's ass or something. LOL!!!

I’ll share a little secret with you ol. I actually made that statement on purpose. No way!

As opposed to writing it by mistake? You are a hypocrite. Embrace it.

I'll share a little secret with you ol. I actually made that statement on purpose. No way!

Now, try and wrap your mind around that for awhile before you go and say something stupid again. LOL!!

"Technically this would make me a hypocrite"
Congrats! Admittance is the first step toward recovery!

Johannesburg,
Thanks for the pseudo-psychiatric analysis but, I think we've got our bases covered here at Phillysucks.

Moving on...
I'll usually couple a good insult with some lowbrow humor. Technically that would make me a hypocrite (calling out Paul for his juvenile rhetoric & then using my own).

But, if you really understand the sarcasm behind it, you'd see it's more a mockery of the window lickers I deal with. And then there's the numerous occasions where I have to "strip-down" my insults so these thickheaded Philly simpletons can grasp what I'm saying.

And Finally...
if you’re a Philly fan, then just stop coming on this website
That's the smartest thing I've heard any Philly fan say to date! Holy crap. I'm impressed!

Derf needs to chill out. He talks about Paul coming up with a "quasi-decent highschool level insult", then comes back with "spineless little bitch" two sentences later. And if you're a Philly fan, then just stop coming on this website. It's called phillysucks.com for a reason. You're not going to get anywhere with these types of people.

“I’ll do what I want”
Ladies and Gentleman, I'm pleased to introduce Philly's version of Veruca Salt. She'll do what she wants! And if you have a problem with it, she'll talk shit about your internet connection speed! Take that! LOL!!!!

Hee-hee, it's funny how Derf sends out email's to call attention to himself.

Was your last reply worth responding to? Fine, you want me to respond? Here is your post in two words: "Stop bitching"

Here is my response to that : "I'll do what I want"

See, now that wasn't half bad Paul! You actually managed to come up with a quasi-decent highschool level insult. I'm proud of my little mental gimp!

Oh, and I'll take quite a bit of enjoyment in the fact that you don't have the cojones to acknowledge my previous reply. You are such a spineless little bitch. LOL!!!

Happy trigger finger Derf? Calm down. I know your dial-up connection is slow but you can't keep hitting the button.

Don't know why that was submitted 3 times? Can we delete 2 of them or will I forever look like the resident schizophrenic?

I didn't know that insulting and stating observations were mutually exclusive. Is that a proprietary belief of clown college graduates?

It was also the truth
Amen brother! Speak the truth! Can we get a hallelujah up in here! LOL!!

Listen you inebriated retard. Don't get all mad because people who share a similar hostility towards Philly fans & teams happen to enjoy and/or agree with each other's viewpoints. You're the window licking dipshit who keeps coming to an anti-Philly site and crying like a little bitch.

I didn't know that insulting and stating observations were mutually exclusive. Is that a proprietary belief of clown college graduates?

It was also the truth
Amen brother! Speak the truth! Can we get a hallelujah up in here! LOL!!!

Listen you inebriated retard. Don't get all mad because people who share a similar hostility towards Philly fans & teams happen to enjoy and/or agree with each other's viewpoints. You're the window licking dipshit who keeps coming to an anti-Philly site and crying like a little bitch.

I didn't know that insulting and stating observations were mutually exclusive. Is that a proprietary belief of clown college graduates?

It was also the truth
Amen brother! Speak the truth! Can we get a hallelujah up in here! LOL!!!

Listen you inebriated retard. Don't get all mad because people who share a similar hostility towards Philly fans & teams happen to enjoy and/or agree with each other's viewpoints. You're the window licking dipshit who keeps coming to an anti-Philly site and crying like a little bitch.

Insult? That wasn't an insult. It was an observation. It was also the truth.

Paul, that was just plain stupid. You have what? 3 days to come up with some clever insult and that pile of juvenile drivel is your best? LOL!!!

Holy shit my man. You're losing your touch. Or maybe you're drunk again? Either way, I expected more from the last bastion of Philly fans who claim to be intellectuals.

Why in the world would Derf need to suck his own cock? He has enough people doing that for him.

Ron and Bob, wipe your mouth and cut that out. It's disgusting. Besides, Jr. may get jealous.

Hey Derf, you may want reference him as a she, considering the fact she talks about sucking cock. Ya gotta love the ignorance and stupidity of these Philly fans, it makes for some great entertainment. Thanks again Mike for this website. May Philly never win another Championship.

Well, two things.
Surotchak is painfully obsessed with sucking cock for unknown reasons.

Secondly, something tells me this guy over-allocated one too many brain cells trying to work out the physics of giving himself head.

One thing's for sure though; He's a typical Philly fan. LOL!

Whoever his/her English Teacher was, needs a good beating. I see he/she never heard of a comma or a period.

Wow Derf, you can suck your own Cock? lol!! And how does he/she know that?

Hmmmm, I wonder who this email address ACTUALLY belongs to.

Hey, Surotchak. What's up with the run-on sentences? Every time I read one of your stupid ass emails, I feel like I'm watching some horrible rendition of Speed Racer. LOL!!!

You do make me laugh though. That should count for something eh?

Hey Surotchak, I am happy to post your email however you can respond to Derf or anyone else in the comments section here.