Feb 14 2008
27 Comments
By Michael February 2008

Philly Trash


From: [Name Removed]
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Hi Philly Sucks.com , I was in Philly over the weekend and here is a photo to illustrate the shitiness of Philly.
This is not some alleyway in the ghetto or a landfill behind me, it’s right next to the Art Museum. just feet away from the front steps.
I would have taken a picture of the crackhead who tried to attack me but I didn’t have my camera at the time. So this will have to do.
Enjoy and keep up the good work.

trash

  • Bird

    Looks sanitary to me.

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  • Derf

    That’s not garbage, it’s just Philly mulch. LOL!

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  • http://www.phillysucks.com Michael – Philly Sucks

    Now that’s funny. LOL

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  • http://bowhunter217cs.com Jr.

    Is this a suprise to any Pa. resident? What a shock, our latchkey city a shithole? Even funnier yet is the fact we as Pennsylvanians dump millions of state revenue into a shit hole like that and still can’t fix it, police it or get it running like a major city? Let alone a city that boasts 800 murders in only two years..
    I say annex the entire fucking thing into Camden and put a huge fence around it with a sign reading “Enter at your own risk”. Would anyone notice????

    Fuck Philthadelphia and its teams and residents, I hope all of you get what you idiots deserve. By the way, riddle me this… What major city leads the country of conscutive generations on welfare? Any guesses? Only one.

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  • Jack

    Who’s the gay guy in the photo?

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  • Donovan McNabb

    it looks like some leaves and grass, and then there’s a big piece of shit on the right side of the picture, i guess thats the shitiness you’re referring to you fucking asswipe

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  • http://www.phillysucks.com Michael – Philly Sucks

    That was also a good one. lol

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  • Derf

    “it looks like some leaves and grass”
    Another brilliant observation from a drunken window licker. You’re a regular Gomer Pile aren’t you? LOL!

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  • Paul

    Hahaha, gotta give it up to Donny on that one. Hilarious. Although the trash is obviously there. But good observation of the big piece of shit on the right side of the picture.

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  • Derf

    What’s sad is that Jr. is the only one to address what this picture insinuates about the city of Philly. Instead, we’re treated to a bunch of inane drivel from people with an affinity for a second-rate city and its third-rate sports franchises.

    Philly pride never wavers! Common, let’s go boo some nuns! LOL!!!

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  • Philly Swallows

    Jack,

    Good one.

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  • http://bowhunter217cs.com Jr.

    Paul, once again you as a blind homer and a homophobe to boot miss the point of the original post. You and the other dolts have to attack the guy for making a valid point. Your city is Philthy, simple. Garbage, crime and corruption on every level of your city and you mock the guy for taking photos of the trash that is there? You are a smart little monkey, worthy of any carnival that would have you.
    Is it not stunning to see pictures like this of that shithole? It is commonplace within the city limits to be subject to the Philth and waste of YOUR city. It is also commonplace to see the news every fucking day and view the violence and Philth first hand. Just get over your fucking selves for a minute and the gay guy bashing and deal with the post. YES your town is a fucking shithole period. Get it?

    BTW, nice to see your Criers tanking, what is the streak at 7 games ina row lost? SWEET…….

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  • Paul

    Homophobe? Did anyone even say a bad thing about gay people here? Sensitive much?

    So people have poked fun at the guy in the photo. So what? Stop being a little bitch. I never denied the dirtiness of Philly. A picture of something you can find in any city. Wow. I am impressed so much that I must make a great comment about it. Get over yourself man. There is nothing special about you or where you live.

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  • http://bowhunter217CS.com Jr.

    Paul, that is funny of you to make fun of anybody. Look where you live, the Murder capitol of North America. Trash is Philthys middle name and no it is not commonplce in most major citys. Ever been to downtown Pittsburgh. A beautiful city and town, not much trash there. Why? People care. Ooooh theres a novel idea, caring about what your neighborhood looks like. Ever since the neighborhoods were lost to welfare recieving trah there went the neighborhood.
    Get over myself? Yeah, you come on here daily to defend a city that has not won shit since before Rizzo was in town. So I say to you Mr. Paul, get over yourself sir, you have nothing to defend, win a title in the next 100 years then call me!

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  • Paul

    First off, do yourself a favor and never rush comments. It’s not that hard to read over it and make sure you don’t look like an idiot. I know you know how to spell trash.

    Anyway, I did burst out laughing when you called Pittsburgh a beautiful city. You can talk all the trash you want about Philly but don’t fool yourself. Pittsburgh is shit. Pittsburgh always ranks at the top of most polluted cities right along with Philly. Maybe it has to do with the fact that Pittsburgh has the highest rate of maternal smoking. Stop focusing on Philly and get your women to stop fucking smoking while they are pregnant you damn idiot. Sienna Miller knows what she’s talking about.

    Pittsburgh beautiful, hahahahahahahaha. I think I’ve heard it all.

    This is not me saying Philly is better then Pittsburgh. This is me saying that Pittsburgh is shitty. Shitsburgh is what it should be called for now on.

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  • mon

    that is soooo true

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  • Derf

    “This is me saying that Pittsburgh is shitty”
    And even worse? Pittsburgh probably doesn’t even carry your brand of tampons. That’s just wrong!

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  • Donovan McNabb

    i think what people are saying here is that philly may have its shitty parts just like any big city, but this joker went to all the trouble to upload a picture from his camera of a perfectly normal patch of grass with some dried leaves on it. this is the kind of pussy who talks shit about philly based on what he hears, not what he sees for himself because a fucking flake like the one depicted in the picture wouldn’t last one second anywhere else than the fucking art museum

    what a fucking clown

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  • Paul

    “And even worse? Pittsburgh probably doesn’t even carry your brand of tampons. That’s just wrong!”

    Damn straight!!!! It’s not my fault the women in Pittsburgh are always pregnant and smoking. You can find a carton of cigarettes in any pharmacy but not one box of tampons. What the hell?

    BTW, didn’t you already use the tampon insult?

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  • Derf

    “…a perfectly normal patch of grass with some dried leaves on it”
    You know, Donovan has a point. That is a perfectly normal patch of grass in Philly. Landfill, Landscaping, what’s the big difference anyway? LOL!

    “BTW, didn’t you already use the tampon insult?”
    Why? Did I exhaust my quota of tampon insults? Dammit all to hell, I must have lost count!

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  • http://bowhunter217CS.com Jr.

    Paul, you are a funny lil’ monkey, do you know that? You are making fun of Pittsburgh from where you live? Let’s see. Which town has more people leaving than moving in? Philthy? (look that up). Which town lead the State in Murders? 800 of them in only two years. Which town attracts more major business? Not Philthy. Which town can boast a championship in the last DECADE? Not Philthy. What town boast a more politicaly corrupt town than Watergate? Philthy. Which town bankrupted an entire school system and Public transportation system too boot? You can thank good old Eddie “I am a fat pig of a homer” Rendell. How many kids are truant on any given school day (Third in the nation on this one)?
    Your are right there old homer Paul, your shithole of a town rocks!
    By the way, I see the battle Cries for the sillies are starting earlier than usual, dont get all excited, your pitching still blows and the division is even tougher now. No championship will ever come to a town like yours that does not deserve it.

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  • Paul

    Jr,

    Nothing you just said makes Shitsburgh a beautiful city so I don’t know what the hell you are talking about. I never said Philly “rocks”. You just like to make shit up. I didn’t even say Philly was a better city than Shitsburgh.

    You did nothing to defend your claim that Pittsburgh is a “beautiful” city. I’ll take that as an admission that I was right.

    Yeah, it looks like the Mets still talk a lot of crap even though Lo Duca is gone. Maybe this year they will actually back it up.

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  • Jr Blows Dick

    Jr,
    I live in Pittsburgh, and I lived in Philly. Your comments about the crime, truancy, and relative dirtiness are absolutely correct. However, you like the rest of the yinzers in Pittsburgh lack complete education. Philly is WAY MORE economically sound than Pittsburgh. The young population wants nothing to do with Pittsburgh because jobs are scarce, the pay sucks, and the city levies the most bullshit taxes in the fucking world. Btw, to get to downtown Pittsburgh from some areas, you go through the Hill District. If you’re a true native jackass you’ll know that the fucking crime in that area is astronomical. Not to mention thanks to lack of interest in teaching your inner city hooligans, Schenley High shut down, and the city is basically pleading with people to stay here and teach. Lawrenceville is a shithole, Oakland is a shithole, Duquesne is an a terrible area, about the only nice places are Squirrel Hill, Shadyside, and North Hills. Btw, Pittsburgh also holds claim to the biggest massacre ever, Homestead??? So before you go running your mouth yinzer, take a look at your own city and realize, it’s just as fucking bad in a lot of areas.

    BTW, you criticize the CURRENT phillies?? Where the fuck are your ass-pirates going to go? And how long you been a Faguins fan?? Since Cindy Crybaby came to the team?? I bet before that you didn’t goto one fucking game since Lemiuex’s 1st retirement

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  • http://bowhunter217@cs.com Jr.

    Well you blind homer little monkey. Since you don’t have any balls to sign your post, one can assume you are a Philthy internet loudmouth who cant stand it when someone bashes that absolute shithole of yours. Well kudos to you and the person who has your balls. (if I had to guess it is still your mommy). But that aside, if you grew up in that shithole, how can you even argue any place being worst than that? Philly is a bigger shithole than anywhere else in the country, and as Pittsburgh grows and Philthy shrinks in business, it will only get worst. Also MR. Noname, what city leads the country in people moving out? Yup asswipe you guessed it Philthy. So run along lil’ monkey and next time sign your posts fuckface. As far as sucking dick, well I got an eyefull watching the homemade porno movies of your mom, does she still do the anal thing with dogs? Philthy sux 4-ever!

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  • Paul

    Jr.,

    Where is the info about Philly having the highest “move rate”? I’m not calling you a liar. I just can’t find that info.

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    I know i’m commenting late in game here….but Jr. doesn’t know shit. Shittsburgh has lost of 55% of this peak population from the 50′s. That indicates a loss in the manufacturing base and the “city’s” inability to attract any new “global economy” businesses. The “Pitts” is a hickish, backwater city.

    Jr. from which enlightened, problem-free, crime-free, litter-free city to you hail?

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  • #1 Boston Hater

    eh hem, btw…in the same two year span, Chicago had over 1000 murders between ’06 to ’07. Granted Chicago is bigger in population, about 2.6 million to philly’s 1.5 million, but nonetheless staggering statics.

    …now, put foot in mouth.

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