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And fuck the cookie monster and baked beans and Bob Ross, the cookie monster again, that dog in the snausages commercial, the color yellow, my cousin with the afro, and the cookie monster one more time for good measure. LOL!!

“and the birds continue their storied domination of the NFC East”
Storied domination? More like enigmatic constipation. My god, it really is amazing how you drunken retards find sanctity in bragging about glorified nonsense. Go drink another beer you pie-eyed dipshit.

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“Actually the Philadelphia Eagles have won the NFC East Divison Title 5 out of the last 7 years. I believe thats domination”
And how many Superbowls did they win in the last 7 years you half-lit, shit for brains?

Like I said, enigmatic constipation. A basic metaphor relating to the old saying “shit or get off the pot”.
In layman’s terms? Win a Superbowl or shut the fuck up.

Nobody but stupid ass Eagles fans brag about winning 5 Division Titles. Nobody cares about Division Titles. NFL teams don’t strive to win Division Titles or Conference Titles and then go home. A truly “storied domination” would eventually end in Philly bringing home the Lombardi Trophy.

I guess you find the same amount of sanctity in bragging about glorified nonsense as all the other asshole Philly fans. God, you people are pathetic.

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No, actually I don’t take comfort in division titles at all. The Giants accomplished more in 2007 then the Eagles have since 1960 and they were a wild card team. The Cowboys “dominated” the division last season. Should they brag about that? It makes no sense. It may have been good trash talk between the NFC East teams because nobody in the division had won a title in a while. The Giants just wiped out the little validity that trash talk ever had. The Eagles just need to win a damn Super Bowl.

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You really are the monosynaptic maestro around these parts, eh ol? LOL!

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hey derf clean the bacon grease out of your ears, i said domination of the nfc east not the nfl. 5 titles in 7 years is by definition DOMINATION. dont worry about the rings they’ll come our window is wide open- suck on that and quit your whining you school girl bitch. by the way, cole hamels is the next johan santana, wait, johan santana is the next cole hamels. and on that note, 100 wins mark it down, i believe the MVP

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hey derf your not giving us credit for when we beat the patriots(the cheating bastards taped that shit) so that along with our nfc championship game appearences make us a bonefied dynasty, by the way andre igoudala (the real AI) is the second coming of mike jordan

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First time on the site. One observation. Derf – what a fag! Ooh, I used the word monosynaptic – aren’t I witty! And guess what? I’m going to type LOL after every comment I make… because I am laughing out loud!! Dude, if you are commenting on this lame ass site multiple times, you are a fucking loser, hands down. I have stumbled upon it once, and will surely never return to this piece of shit site. But you, Derf… its really sad when I think of what a pissed off loser you must really be in life.

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Ben – I agree. Derf is a fag. Consider… He thinks he has snappy putdowns, but his intellect is the equivalent of a retarded dust mite. What kind of idiot puts LOL after everything he writes? Are you actually laughing at yourself, or with yourself? I think I already know. Sad…
Derf itself (the name) sounds like what you would call dogshit scraped off your sole. Actually that’s a pretty good nomenclature (look it up, Derf), if you can pull yourself away from watching your sister bang your father on your VHS tapes in your shitty basement somewhere outside of Waco, TX.
Well, I won’t waste anymore time on the sheer flaming fagishness of this puddinhead. I can only hope he doesn’t procreate (Derf, that’s what your sister and father are doing on the tape you are watching). I am sure that Derf will take some time to pull his finger out of his ass long enough to type some lame attempt at humor, but I think we can all agree that this wart on the ass of the human race isn’t funny, nor even slightly intelligent. Up yours, Derf, you maricon (again, look it up, dipshit).

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Well good morning to you to bill, ben, whatever your name is today!

So my other comments really got your panties in a wad eh? Did I hit a little too close to home with that gap-toothed whore comment? LOL! No worries my man, I’m sure that someday you’ll get some tramp drunk enough to voluntarily go home with you (well maybe some Rohypnol would increase your odds?)

And I guess that calling you a sniveling little bitch got your britches lodged so far up your ass, you just had to come back and cry like a little school girl (again).

But, I have to say, *two* entire replies dedicated to me? Why, if I wasn’t mistaken, I’d say your little pillow biting ass is in love with me. LOL!!!

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they say imitation is the highest form of flattery, so i think that its clear that derf wishes he was a tried and true philadelphian. we have the best sports in the country and the world for that matter(how much does european basketball suck what a bunch of low percentage jumpshooting pussies who wouldn’t crash the boards if you bailed them out of world war two) and we also have a booming economy and the best cheesesteaks, i dont know of any other city that can boast a trifecta like that, and for that matter mark it down- 115 wins this year by the fightin phils and we clinch with a 3 months left in the regular season. thats one of the few times you’ll see me one-upping the mvp

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The Eagles suck so bad, that they will never win a Super Bowl. So, just keep replaying 1960 Highlights of your Beloved Eagles.

We kicked your Asses in Super Bowl XXXIX, and you don’t like the Patriots? THE EAGLES SUCK BALLS!

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