Dec 05 2007
34 Comments
By Michael December 2007

Make that 42 years and counting now


From: Bowhunter217@cs.com
Subject: Make that 42 years and counting now:

Right on Phillysucks, how about those shit eating Eagles? 5-7 and tanking fast, playoffs? Not this year ladies, can you all say “Tee times”. It makes me really happy to not hear all those drunken Eagirls chants in the store isles and no shitty flags on all the broken down white trash vehicles in philthy. What a quiet holiday we will all have. Thanks Andy Reid, I want to thank you for having a really fucked up season and making all of us haters real happy! Keep those media stories of your delinquent children coming, it is amusing. In closing, I want to thank Phillysucks.com for making a great website that is not afraid to tell those sister banging asswipes how bad their teams really SUCK! Thanks again. BTW: Flyers will not make the Stanley Cup finals anytime this decade!

  • Derf

    Yeah, it’s great to see all the Philly crybabies getting all aggravated. As the Eagles season goes to hell, all the replies from pro-Philly window lickers who come to this site get angrier & more ignorant. I love it!

    Seriously…
    I couldn’t have asked for a better christmas present than to watch these inebriated dipshits come apart at the seams. Merry Christmas! LOL!!

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  • Paul

    Eagles are going to run the table and head into the playoffs at 9-7!!!

    /wishful thinking

    I get a kick out of the people who refer to Philadelphians as sister-bangers or inbreds. No that is reserved for the area in Pennsylvania between Pittsburgh and Philly. Oh yeah, and Dallas of course.

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  • Derf

    I get an ever bigger kick out of mentally deficient dipshits who don’t realize that Philly fans are the quintessential white trash assholes of society (hence the inbred & sister-banging references).

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  • Paul

    I get a kick out of the fact New York fans think they are something special when they are just as trashy. Honestly the trash talking can go on and on. Intelligent, unbiased people are aware that a large percentage of sports fans are classless trash regardless of what city they reside in. People just love to be bitter about something. Some sad, pathetic souls hate on a large group of people that they have never even met.

    Que the “Waahh Waahhh this is PhillySucks.com, we don’t care about the classless fans in other cities. Waahh, I hate Philly fans you inbred. Just wait until I check my thesaurus to find a new way to call you dumb. You will be in trouble then” in 5…4..3…2..1…..LOL

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  • Derf

    My god, is every Philly fan seriously *that* underprivileged that a decent education is considered a luxury? (No wonder they’re so hot & bothered that I use a thesaurus) LOL!

    I think some window licking buffoons may be confused as to what “quintessential” means. It’s not an exclusive term, although some uneducated simpletons may think so. It implies that while many cities *may* have white trash fans, Philly typically represents them the best.

    Now I will QUEUE the “Waahh Waahhh this is PhillySucks.com, we don’t care about the classless fans in other cities”

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  • Paul

    That is where I disgree. I firmly believe that the quintessential (don’t worry I didn’t need a dictionary to know what that meant) white trash is best represented further down in the states then Philly. You know IN THE SOUTH where that term is paramount.

    PS: The word for what we are trying to do in that last line is “Cue” not Que or Queue. Incorrectly corrected me. Haha, oh well.

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  • Derf

    Being that Cue is a variant of Queue, I’m not so upset by my mistake. But “Que”? LOL!

    Anyways…
    “I get a kick out of the people who refer to Philadelphians as sister-bangers or inbreds. No that is reserved for the area in Pennsylvania between Pittsburgh and Philly”

    “white trash is best represented further down in the states then Philly. You know IN THE SOUTH where that term is paramount”

    Got it! So white trash are “IN THE SOUTH”, like between Pittsburgh and Philly. And Dallas. LOL!!!!

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  • Paul

    No, people who refer to Philly fans as white trash are usually thinking of the area in Pennsylvania that IS NOT Philadelphia. The Dallas thing was a joke, because you know Cowboy fans live there and all. The South is known for hillbillies, rednecks, white trash, etc. That is why I said it is PARAMOUNT in the South. Please stop making me have to walk through all of my replies over and over again.

    Admitting a mistake on the queue thing? Shocking. I was sure you would fight that one somehow.

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  • Derf

    Got it! So Philly fans are the epitome of white trash assholes. You could have just said that from the start and I would have agreed!

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  • JaniceK

    Paul is really annoying ~ This guy would probably argue about the color of a blackboard ~ philadelphia fans are white trash…period ~ Everybody but Paul seems to know that. by the way Derf you crack us up ~ keep it up!!!! :)

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  • Paul

    Hmmmmm, don’t quite recall saying that but take from it what you will.

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  • Derf

    “This guy would probably argue about the color of a blackboard”
    Not only would he argue about the color, but he’d separate the types of blackboards into 15 inane subcategories. Then he’d extricate some irrelevant nonsense and think he’s made a point.
    Meanwhile, the rest of the intellectual folk sit back and watch this half-lit dipshit convulse when I use words with more than 3 syllables. LOL!!!

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  • Liam

    December 9th, 2007 at 4:10 pm. Yet again the eagles choked and blew it again losing 16 – 13. My weekend is complete. All is right with the world. Philly does indeed suck large animal genetallia. Philly, and everyone in it, can bite my ass (all I’d have to do would be to squeeze some cheeze-wiz on it. Fat a-holes would eat anything). It’s a filthy place filled with amazingly fat, stupid people.Oh,…and THE EAGLES SUCK!

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  • woot doggy

    Derf
    doesnt have a life

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  • woot doggy

    wow i hate these people who all they do is comment this

    fuckin hermits

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  • Derf

    Awww woot doggy is upset. Who pissed in the little bitch’s cheerios?

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  • Paul

    Where are the intellectual folk you speak of Derf? Are you speaking of JaniceK who ends her sentences with a tilde? That’s pure genius right there (or just a simple habit of a teenage girl, whatever).

    As more haters come out of the woodwork I love this place even more. I wish more haters would come with their nifty and creative use of symbols.

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  • Derf

    Sorry, I must have missed the class where it was clearly demonstrated that there’s a high correlation between using tildes and someone’s intelligence. What were those statistics again?

    The fact is Paul, you’re a whiny little bitch and even tilde using, teenage girls (or so you suspect) are calling you out on it. What’s even funnier is watching this “teenage girl” getting your panties in a wad.

    As for the intellectual folk, you needn’t worry about that. Rest assured that you will never have to worry about being confused for one. LOL!

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  • Paul

    She is getting my panties in a wad? Nah, sorry. Remember I am the one who annoys her, lol. I just commented on her “cute” little habit.

    I enjoy the irony of whiny little bitches whining about whiny little bitches though (it shouldn’t be hard for you to figure out which one you are). Enjoy the rest of your day.

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  • Derf

    “I enjoy the irony of whiny little bitches whining about whiny little bitches though (it shouldn’t be hard for you to figure out which one you are)”

    I’m sorry Paul, are you actually talking to anyone in particular? Or is this just another one of your schizophrenic episodes? LOL!!!

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  • http://bowhunter217cs.com Jr.

    Paul, you are one thick bastard you know that? You give the dummies of philthy a forum of fame, “Dummies are us”. Besides, I amm really going to enjoy this holiday season, it will be real QUIET around here this year. Oh and while I am at it, congrats to the Boys for winning the NFC East title this year (I am not a Cowboys fan, it just pisses the homers off to see the boys doing well) and good luck in the playoffs. In closing I just want to thank those Eagirls and their fat ass coach for a wonderfull job making life awsome this football season. When they panned the crowd at the Linc, it was like someone just said their welfare ran out SWEET! And remember what those three favorite words of a Philthy fan are, repeat after me…… “Maybe Next Year!!!!). Philthy fans and teams are all ASSHOLES!

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  • Paul

    Being called a dummy by somebody who can’t get their grammar or spelling right? Believe me when I tell you that I take this insult very seriously Jr. You really hurt my feelings there.

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  • http://bowhunter217cs.com Jr.

    Paul, if you are a true Philthy fan, don’t you have to have a feeling to hurt? Funny, funny little man that you are. Now, go back to bed wearing your Donovan McChokey footy pj’s and your Randall underoos, and let the big kids talk… Now be gone and while your at it, go and get a huge hanky for all those tears you cry daily on this board, it does get old with you defending that worthless city of yours
    0-2 in SB’s and counting. Make that 42 really funny years of futility for Philthy.

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  • Derf

    Paul seriously you need better comebacks than talking about how bad someone’s grammar is. I mean Paul is a smart person’s name so I was hoping you’d have better than that, LOL!

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  • Derf

    Huh my comp won’t post??

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  • http://iummm.com bill

    Cant wait til spring when the Flyers honor their shitty city with another heartbreaking playoff choke!!

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  • Derf

    Interesting…
    I posted twice on December 11th yet I have no recollection of doing so. I must have been possessed!

    I guess it’s pretty easy to just use someone else’s name. So be it.

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  • http://www.phillysucks.com Michael – Philly Sucks

    Then stop using proxies! The comments went into spam which I checked today. Those comments appear to be yours.

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  • Paul

    I was never good with the comebacks Derf. Guess I need to go to more Eagles games for good comebacks or something. Or I need to add inbred, drunk, scumbag to my vocabulary.

    You’re right though, Paul is a smart name.

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  • Derf

    I’m under the impression that I must have been suffering from some form of alzheimer’s if I submitted those two December 11th replies. No matter, it’s not important.

    As for the proxies, I have to use them. I use a corporate laptop and PhillySucks has been deemed an evil place. I guess the Anal Retentive Chef does our web filtering?

    And as for Paul; Either those replies are old or weren’t from me. So, stop sniveling you simple minded twit.

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  • http://www.phillysucks.com Michael – Philly Sucks

    LOL at the site being blocked. I wonder if they consider it sports/gambling/or hate for the filtering?

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  • Paul

    Hey, I see your name and assume it’s you. Sue me.

    PhillySucks gets filtered? lol. Wow.

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  • CLEETUS JENKINS

    Sorry redneck band wagon riding cowboy knob jockies, but the south is infamous for incest not the north east you must be confused, not sure how your 2nd rate school system works down there but you got it twisted.

    Brian westbrook shits on your whole team 1v12 EASY.

    P.s. thanks for taking our leftovers ( t.o. ) keep riding that bandwagon we’re flattered your so in love with our city enough to make a .com website about it.

    Whenever you guys are done sucking our cocks ( cowboys fans ) i’d love to have it back from your mouth sometime soon thanks again, yall come back now ya hear?

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  • Derf

    “Brian westbrook shits on your whole team 1v12 EASY”
    Well, there you have it folks. There is simply no retort for that argument. LOL!

    Yet another shining example of classic Philly fan intellectualism! How anyone could confuse these people for inebriated rednecks is beyond me!

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