Oct 28 2007
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By Michael October 2007

You Don’t Know How Much Philly Sucks!


From: kmorkschu@comcast.net
Subject: you don’t know how much Philly sucks!

I am a North Jersey transplant living in Atlantic City. I love this place. Except…..football season. These ignorant Eagles fans drive me nuts. The TV channels are equally as annoying. Take this weekend for example. The Giants (my team) are playing the Dolphins (my husband’s team) in the FIRST EVER game in London. We couldn’t get there, and we can’t even watch it on TV!!!! The fucking Eagles are on at one, so there is no second game. How much does that suck????????

  • Paul

    I have carefully thought about your situation and have come up with three solutions:

    1. Move
    2. Get Directv and purchase the Sunday Ticket
    3. Find a sports bar

    Honestly, you are bitching about getting the local game. Surely you have lived in AC long enough to know you were getting the Eagles. If I lived in North Jersey and the Eagles were playing in London I wouldn’t expect to see them over the Giants.

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  • http://www.phillysucks.com Michael – Philly Sucks

    Did anyone get to see that game? I would have thought the NFL would have made sure it was on everywhere.

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  • Matt

    If you really wanted to see that game all you needed to do was go into the bathroom, take a shit, and stare at it in the toilet. The Dolphins are one step above the special olympics, and the way Eli Manning played on Sunday if he looked as though he was playing for the other team. You should call the cable company and thank them for not subjecting you to that.

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  • Derf

    “These ignorant Eagles fans drive me nuts”

    What else did you expect from these belligerent, dimwitted buffoons? Honestly, I think Eagle fans are far worse than any plague this country has ever experienced. Even the common cold displays more intelligence than these shit for brains.
    You have unfortunately moved into an area (Eagle fan territory) where the average IQ is no more than the cost of a bottle of cheap wine. My advice? Pack up your stuff and move into a more civilized area before these inebriated mental gimps rot your brain.

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  • Adem

    Aww, I’ll take you to McDonalds and get you some french cries.

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