mathwiz,
I love this site simply because it’s such a thorn in their (Philly fans) sides. They hate being reminded about their lack of championships.(not to mention, how fucking pathetic they are as fans)
With that being said, I would now like to take some time and rub some salt into an open wound;
12 sacks by a team ranked *worst* in defense and probably one of the worst teams in the NFC East, Maybe even the entire NFC? Beating up on the Superbowl bound (1-3) Eagles? LOL!!!
Wait…what’s that noise?
Oh, it’s just the avalanche of bullshit and excuses that you’ll start to see from the Eagle crybabies. Quick! someone go to the store and grab a couple thousand pacifiers & diapers!
Oh and one more thing. It was great watching the few Philly fans I work with try to shoulder the pathetic loss the Eagles took by bragging about the Phillies. After being informed that nobody in the building gave a shit about the Mets, their demeanor just about disintegrated. LOL!
Haha, now all of a sudden nobody cares about the Mets. Why would they? One of the biggest collapses in MLB history will take away a lot of interest. I love it. To think I had Mets fans shoving this article in my face:
Well, nobody gave a shit about the Mets at any point here. We have a wide array of fans but, I don’t remember any of them ever being Mets fans. In fact, I think a majority of the people I work with consider the NL East to be somewhat of a joke of a division. Who can blame them?
Anyways…
Those pictures will never come down as long as I’m here. Hell, any pictures that display the humiliating history of any/all Philly sports teams will be proudly showboated here!
I don’t know anything about your work area. Just generally speaking. Anyways, thanks for keeping those pictures up.
Also, please indulge me on why they think the NL East is a joke of a division. I would think the Central would be the joke considering it has produced the playoff team with the worst record the past two seasons.
Paul,
Honestly? I could care less why they think the NL East is a joke. That’s their collective opinion and I doubt many of them plan on logging on to PhillySucks to explain their thoughts to some schlep. Guess you’re shit out of luck!
I guess I was mistaken when I thought this line meant you agreed with them “Who can blame them?” Maybe that was just you coattail riding on the Philly hating. Doesn’t matter to me.
Holy Shit…
You still have your panties in a wad over me calling you a coattail riding bitch! LOL! My God man, go smoke a joint or eat some bon bons or watch Oprah or whatever it is you do to relax.
You’re entirely too wound up Paul. Maybe you’re due for a nice enema?
Paul,
Stop being such an anal retentive bitch. Why are you dragging this out? I really could care less about this topic and my co-workers surely don’t give a shit about you Paul. Let it go already!
Moving on…
Saying “who can blame them” doesn’t meant I agree in any capacity. It simply means I comprehend their rational for making such an assumption based on (but not limited to), the recent collapse of the Mets franchise. However, it doesn’t mean I agree with the assumption or really give a shit as to why they came to that assumption. I’m sure they have their reasons at to why they think the NL East is a joke. But again Paul, I really don’t care why they think that nor how they arrived at that conclusion.
Which is why I said this:
“I could care less why they think the NL East is a joke. That’s their collective opinion…”
Notice I didn’t say “our collective opinion” Paul. What about “their collective opinion” leads you to believe it’s a mutual idea shared by everyone including me? My god man, you really don’t comprehend anything you read, do you?
In closing…
Paul, you really need to go get some salad tongs and pull that wedge out of your panties! It’s severely impacting that precious little bit of oxygen flow that has fought it’s way through the alcohol to your brain.
Also, I’m tired of having to write out novels to explain even the most simplest of statements. You really have got to make an effort to think about what you read!
Paul gets a verbal beatdown again. All the Eagles fans at my job also were extremely quit on Monday. I was obviously glowing due to the Cowboys victory and so far flawless record.
As for the Phillies, it’s like they get to the championship mountain, and then get kicked off as soon as they get near the trophy. Philly teams in the playoffs are more shaky than a mental patient getting tazered and having a seizure in an earthquake…
Sorry, meant to write “quiet” in the last post, I was too busy laughing at the Madden-Hack-Cheat-Level Sacks the Giants were getting on the Eagles Sunday night…
Verbal beat down? Yeah, right. That’s what it is. Completely disregarding what was said and instead throwing insults around. Yes, verbal beat down describes it very well. Thank you.
“Completely disregarding what was said…”
This coming from the guy whose last rebuttal was (and I quote):
“zzzzzzzzzz”
And spare me the:
“waaaaaaaa! you wrote too much stuff and I got confused and started humping the maple syrup bottle…” spiel.
THINK about what I already said:
“I’m tired of having to write out novels to explain even the most simplest of statements.”
BUT, here we go (yet again)
You stated…
“I guess I was mistaken when I thought this line meant you agreed with them “Who can blame them?”
And I replied…
“Saying “who can blame them” doesn’t meant I agree in any capacity. It simply means I comprehend their rational for making such an assumption based on (but not limited to), the recent collapse of the Mets franchise.”
You stated…
“So you have no reason for agreeing that the NL east is a joke?”
And this had already been said prior…
“I could care less why they think the NL East is a joke. That’s their collective opinion…”
And this was from the latter half of the statement above…
“However, it doesn’t mean I agree with the assumption or really give a shit as to why they came to that assumption. I’m sure they have their reasons at to why they think the NL East is a joke”
I then added this to clarify…
“Notice I didn’t say “our collective opinion” Paul. What about “their collective opinion” leads you to believe it’s a mutual idea shared by everyone including me?”
In closing…
Every little whiny ass complaint and/or question you had was clearly addressed from the start. Nothing was discarded. So let me elaborate on what really happened here Paul.
You don’t comprehend what you read and when you were called out on it, you crawled into a corner and shit your diapers. I think that about sums it up.
Oh my god, I’m not going to read all of that. All I wanted was to discuss why you thought (or agreed) the NL East was a joke and maybe discuss some sports. Instead I get 15 paragraphs about you dissecting every single word of what was said because you can “comprehend their assumption” but don’t necessarily agree with them. Fine. Makes perfect sense.
If you don’t want me to dissect your idiotic statements, then don’t say shit like this you ignorant pie-eyed scatterbrain:
“Completely disregarding what was said and instead throwing insults around”
“Oh my god, I’m not going to read all of that”
waaaaaaaa! you wrote too much stuff and I got confused and started humping the maple syrup bottle! LOL!
“All I wanted was to discuss why you thought (or agreed) the NL East was a joke”
I never said I thought and/or agreed the NL East was a joke you incapacitated shit for brains (which I’m now stating for the umpteenth time). Holy Crap Paul! What is your native language again? Maybe if I say it in Drunkenese you’ll get it? Fuck, you are one stupid bastard!
Ok Derf. You don’t agree nor think the NL East is a joke. You just said who can blame them because you “comprehend with their assumption”.
Tom agrees with abortion. Who can blame him? I may have said who can blame him and even though it sounds like I agree with him “technically” I didn’t say the word “agree” so that I can weasle out of it. That is pretty much how I view this conversation.
You are full of so much Philly hate that you want to write the Phillies accomplishments off to being in a joke of a division. Now you can’t say that because then you would come off as a hater who doesn’t know baseball. Instead you throw out your “co-workers” opinions and throw out that little “who can blame them”. That way you can weasle out of giving a reason why the NL East is a joke.
Spare me the story about my reading comprehension and whatever insult you have lined up. It’s old.
First, let me fix your sorry ass example.
“Tom agrees with abortion. Who can blame him?”
Here’s a much more relevant example:
Tom’s mother is pro-choice. Tom agrees with abortion. Who can blame him?
See, the Mets recently suffering one of the “biggest collapses in MLB history” as you eloquently put it, would be a significant contributing factor as to my understanding of why my co-workers feel the NL East is a joke.
Just like Tom’s mother being pro-choice would be a significant contributing factor to your stupid ass example. Get it yet, you dimwitted, asinine retard?
My saying “who can blame them” was in direct response this:
“One of the biggest collapses in MLB history will take away a lot of interest.”
Do you even remember saying that you inebriated buffoon?
I already had an idea that my co-workers didn’t think much of the NL East (from all the jokes I hear about the Mets & Phillies), and this recent collapse was probably the the icing on the cake for them.
“You are full of so much Philly hate that you want to write the Phillies accomplishments off to being in a joke of a division”
Well, I *do* hate anything Philly. That much is true. Here’s the thing. The Braves have impressed me over the years, so I don’t think the entire division is a joke. As for the Phillies? I wouldn’t like regardless of what division they were in. But, I’m not going to trash an entire division because I think the Phillies lack of a World Series is pathetic.
“Instead you throw out your “co-workers” opinions and throw out that little “who can blame them”. That way you can weasle out of giving a reason why the NL East is a joke.”
Well, those *are* my co-workers opinions you stupid half-lit jackass. And I *still* don’t blame them for thinking the NL East is a joke.(the recent Mets collapse was borderline, if not completely, pathetic)
My God…You have got to be the most incoherent, anally retentive, whiny ass bitch I’ve ever had the displeasure of talking to. Now, I’m off to lunch!
1)why they think the NL East is a joke of a division
2)I thought this line meant you agreed with them
3)So you have no reason for agreeing that the NL east is a joke
4)you thought (or agreed) the NL East was a joke
5)You don’t agree nor think the NL East is a joke
6)you want to write the Phillies accomplishments off to being in a joke of a division
7)you “kind of” agree with
Holy Crap! You ARE certifiably schizophrenic!
(dammit…there I go twisting words again!)
I think it MAY just be possible that you change your declaratives more than a hooker changes fifty dollar bills!
“This one has run its course”
Aye Aye Captain Rectal Probe! Shall I plot a new course? LOL!!!
Sure, tell me that your co-workers think the NFC East is a joke and then end it with “who can blame them”. That ought to get us going again. You know what, save that one for another email.
And nobody gives a shit that you’re an inebriated shit for brains. So do us all a favor and shut your pie hole you stupid ass mental gimp. And I mean that in the nicest possible way!
ol,
Now don’t go getting your panties in a bunch because your boyfriend Paul is crying like a little bitch!
Moving on…
Nobody thinks you’re stupid ol. You do however remind me of that proverbial dog that keeps walking past the fireplace and lighting its tail on fire.
But, I don’t necessarily think it’s your fault you’re so ill-equipped to deal with basic cognitive tasks like tying your shoes, reasoning, & making coherent sentences. My guess? You’re just another by-product of a floundering educational system.
But don’t give up on life just yet. I bet if you put your mind to it, you can have a very promising future flipping burgers!
Why must we bring my name into it? Keep your arguments between you and whoever is involved. I know you love saying my name but please save it for when I address you myself. Carry on.
Paul, my apologies.
It’s just that when I think of mentally degraded half-wits, you’re the first person who comes to mind. This “ol” person reminded me so much of you, that I’d thought I mention your name out of respect to all the spastic, pie-eyed idiots worldwide. Consider it an honor!
By the way Paul, which of your 19 drunken personalities is replying today? The bitch? The hussy? The princess? The clown with ADHD? It’s a daunting task to keep track of them all! LOL!
Yeah I’m a spastic, pie eyed idiot, and I can’t deal with basic congitive tasks just because I disagree with you? Did you have some mental problem growing up?
ol,
“Yeah I’m a spastic, pie eyed idiot, and I can’t deal with basic congitive tasks just because I disagree with you?”
No, it’s because you’re a stupid fuck who can’t even take 5 seconds to make sure he spells “cognitive” correctly. You do realize how stupid (and lazy) that makes you look, don’t you?
I’m otn lysdexic ouy ssahole!
(I doubt someone with your mental acuity will understand the sarcasm in that statement)LOL!
Yeah, because I’m someone who actually has a life and doesn’t have all day to triple check their spelling, (unlike you). I’m lazy because I have better things to do?
“I’m lazy because I have better things to do?”
No, you’re not just lazy. You’re stupid & lazy.
Here’s what I think…
You’re a mentally devoid, pie-eyed twit who resorts to the age old “I have a life” spiel. And I bet it would *genuinely* piss you off to find out that I just might be successful. In fact, the mere thought that it’s even a possibility would be better than me pissing in your cheerios. LOL! I love it!
No worries ol, you have “congitive” ability on your side!
It wouldn’t piss me off to know that you’re successful. However, it would piss me off if I found out you had any friends who weren’t just like and you and- never discuss what team they back (which probably makes them hypocritical jerks like you), but I’m sure some of your friends don’t call people “stupid and lazy” when then disagree with someone else, but I can’t be positive.
So, all bullshit aside, what the fuck are you talking about? What is this fictitious “argument” about?
Ok, here’s what you’ve contributed to date:
“Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think”
And…? Is that it? That’s your big argument? LOL!
Is it your purpose to come here and cry like a little girl? Because so far as I can tell, you haven’t contributed shit to the debate. All you’ve done so far is give yourself a mental wedgie. Goddamn, you are one fucking stupid bastard!
Whoa Derf, do you have short term memory loss, or did you just *magically* forget about my last 4 posts and your replies to them? I don’t know when you decided we were having a big argument, but it must have been pretty recently. And I’m the one whose mental?
ol,
I’ll explain it in terms even a spastic shit for brains like you can understand. Ready?
Here’s what I said:
What is this fictitious “argument” about?
Here’s your reply from October 4:
“I guess disagreeing with you makes me stupid because most narrow minded people think that way.”
And I’ll ask again:
What is this fictitious “argument” about? What exactly are you disagreeing with? You haven’t stated a single fucking declarative yet, you inebriated dipshit.
So outside of this stupid ass statement: “Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think”, what are you doing besides whining like a little bitch?
You’re the mental gimp who interjected nonsense into a debate Paul & I were having. Now, I’m asking you, besides scratching your ass and sniffing your finger, what’s your purpose here?
ol why can’t you just shut the fuck up already?? You are making everyone who visits this site dumber by the second. and you think Derf has a thick skull??? He’s right you are a stupid bitch
“And nobody gives a shit that you’re an inebriated shit for brains. So do us all a favor and shut your pie hole you stupid ass mental gimp. And I mean that in the nicest possible way!”
I’m the one who interjected nonsense into it?
Look we all know that if the Mets had won the division, you would have had on your Wright jersey before you replied to a post.
“I’m the one who interjected nonsense into it?”
Did I stutter you dimwitted retard?
ol, listen you idiotic twit. If you’re going to spout overly generic statements that add nothing to the overall conversation, then expect replies like the one you quoted above.
I’m fairly sure that this statement:
“Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think” didn’t add anything noticeably intelligent to the debate. You brought this whole mess about because you were too much of a lazy piece of shit to put some thought into a reply and I called you out on it.
“Look we all know that if the Mets had won the division, you would have had on your Wright jersey before you replied to a post”
That’s just stupid, bordering pathetic. I could care less about the Mets you scatterbrained buffoon. What about this statement makes you think I’m a Mets fan:
“And I *still* don’t blame them for thinking the NL East is a joke.(the recent Mets collapse was borderline, if not completely, pathetic)”
ol, just let this go. You’ve been verbally spanked and now other people are starting to call you out on it. (thanks jnett!) LOL!
“ol why can’t you shut the fuck up already?”
That’s a really intelligent sentence now isn’t it? Your pals are really smart. You need to dissect every word of every sentence and find something wrong with it because you can’t actually think up a good comeback? So you don’t support the Mets but who do you support? Could it be, no one?
Are you even reading what Derf says? Is it possible that you’re so fucking stupid that you drift this far off topic. Shock me, say something intelligent. Going deeper into this debate would make you look even more retarded than you are. What is the argumnet about? I figure since you haven’t answered that question yet, I would ask again.
Look if I was Derf I would point out a few things wrong about what you said. First you mispelled argument so you must be an inebriated retard. Also Derf would call you a billion different names and say that you interjected something random that had nothing to do with the “argument” going on. Luckily for you, Derf agrees with you. It’s hard to “argue” with someone like Derf, because all they can do is call you names and say you are of the topic because they can’t think of an actual comeback, and I do believe it was Derf who decided this was an argument. Philly Swallows, if you want to be like Derf you’ve got a long way to go (thankfully).
“Look if I was Derf I would point out a few things wrong about what you said. First you misspelled argument so you must be an inebriated retard.”
Funny, this sounds like Derf. He has said inebriated retard so many times, come up with your own shit, asshole.
For my typo, I will use your defense.
“Yeah, because I’m someone who actually has a life and doesn’t have all day to triple check their spelling, (unlike you). I’m lazy because I have better things to do?”
Funny how fast you turned into a hypocrite so fast.
“Philly Swallows, if you want to be like Derf you’ve got a long way to go (thankfully).”
Why would I want to be like Derf? All I know is he posts on this site. That’s just a stupid assumption by you.
You still haven’t answered the question though. What is this debate about? You continue to avoid the question like a numbskull.
Swallows, read my previous post again and think about who you you are calling a numbskull. Actually, you’re closer to Derf than I thought.
I agree with Paul.
ol,
Jesus. You’re so goddamn stupid I *almost* feel bad. And now you’re agreeing with Paul? Is there even enough room on this site for *two* window lickers?
I’m sitting here, reading along as the two most spastic idiots on this site have a mental jerk off. And I’m reminded of two retarded dogs sniffing each other’s asses. LOL!
With that being said…
Paul & ol, Seriously, you are two of the most uneducated buffoons I’ve ever dealt with. Not only that, but neither of you two stupid ass drunken clowns could debate your way out of a cardboard box. (probably because neither of you two idiots have any reading comprehension skills and/or basic reasoning skills)
In Closing…
Let this email go. It’s done. It’s been done. You’ve said enough stupid shit for 100 emails. I’ll be laughing for *weeks* about some of the stupid shit you two morons have said in this email alone!