won* instead of one.

To answer your question, the Marlins have one a series recently. But the East has had great teams representing for a while (mainly because of the Braves). Last year the Mets had the best record in the NL and I expect the Phillies, Mets, and Braves to be a force next season as well. I don't consider the NL East a joke at all.

Paul,
As for the NL Central being a joke, didn't the Cardinals win the World Series last season? Granted I am a Mets fan, but when was the last time a team from the NL East won the World Series? The 1995 Braves come to mind?

"Yeah I’m an asshole because I have an opinion. Wouldn’t that make you an asshole also Derf? LOL!!"

Nope that still isn't why you're an asshole. Keep trying, you will get it.

"Right then ol! So you're an asshole. Got it!"
Yeah I'm an asshole because I have an opinion. Wouldn't that make you an asshole also Derf? LOL!!

Right then ol!
So you're an asshole. Got it!

And Paul,
Nothing makes me feel better than knowing my little dimwitted princess is happy! LOL!!!

Ok Derf. I'm getting sick of this. I don't have hours to write loads of bull, and then say I'm not arguing with someone they are arguing with me, call them names because I can think of nothing better to do. You're right, I don't understand that post at all because it makes no sense someone would write so many insults and one page and then tell someone else they're stupid.

that***

Derf October 8th, 2007 2:51 pm

ol,

Read tat post. If you don't understand after that you never will.

Thank you for correcting yourself. I am satisfied now.

Paul, my dimwitted drunkard!
"You don’t disagree with what ol said but yet you went through the trouble of proving him wrong"
Paul, really simple, ready?

You are what most people call the "exception to the rule" you incoherent, fatheaded bastard.

The entire argument isn't going to change because one person doesn't fit a specific declarative. My guess is that this is what you're looking for you anally retentive princess:
Nobody cares about my co-workers opinion (with the exception of Paul)

This is what made ol look like an asshole & at the same time provided grounds on which I agreed with. So, let's see. How about this: "I agree that nobody cares about my co-workers opinions with the exception of one inebriated mumbling jerkoff."
However, considering you're one of the people being addressed, I didn't feel it necessary to state you were the exception to the rule because I assumed you weren't such a mentally devoid, pie-eyed, shit for brains that you would have forgotten that.

Now, do you understand why I think this statement is completely fucking asinine:
"I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his “co-workers” opinions"
It was never insinuated that I, nor anyone else cared outside of your stupid ass Paul. But, do I really have to remind you about what you should already know? Are you really that retarded?

I can't make it any more simple than that. If you don't get it by now, your stupid ass never will. Now, I'm off to lunch!

How can somebody write so much and say nothing? Forget it Derf, seriously. You don't disagree with what ol said but yet you went through the trouble of proving him wrong. I guess you just "comprehend his assumption".

"You didn’t say anything to change the fact that you proved something to be wrong and then turned around and said it was correct."
I just did you stupid shit for brains. And no matter how I explain it, you refuse to understand it because you're a stupid fucking lowbrow idiot.

Here we go again!...
"I don’t know why you would think me saying “Derf disgrees that nobody cares what his co-workers think” is only restricted to you"
That was never said, nor implied numbnuts.

And I'll say it AGAIN...
I said it's a stupid conclusion because I stated multiple times during our debate that I didn't give a shit about my co-workers opinions. I also never said it was *exclusive* to me you asinine twit. Now, with that in mind, answer this question:
Why would I disagree that nobody cares?

I don't care obviously. I assumed nobody reading these replies cared. You're the only dipshit who cared about my co-workers opinions and wanted some justification. And I assumed you weren't STUPID enough to forget that. And considering I was talking to YOU, I didn't feel it necessary to remind you of something you should have already known, you retarded ass mental gimp.

My god, don't you "get it" yet? Fuck. You are unequivocally the stupidest asshole who posts on this site!

You didn't say anything to change the fact that you proved something to be wrong and then turned around and said it was correct. All of those paragraphs and nothing new. I find it funny that the guy who dissects every word someone says is always calling me anal retentive.

And another thing, I never said you care. I don't know why you keep putting emphasis on the fact that you don't care about your co-workers opinion. In the paragraph below you show ol that somebody cares about your co-workers opinion. I don't know why you would think me saying "Derf disgrees that nobody cares what his co-workers think" is only restricted to you. It includes EVERYBODY numbnuts.

Paul stated this from Oct 1:
“Also, please indulge me on why they think the NL East is a joke of a division.”
Ironically enough, ol states this:
“Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think”

Paul,
Please tell me you're joking?. Are you really that much of a stupid little whiny baby?

If I were talking to anyone else Paul, maybe I would have stated "I *agree* that nobody cares about my co-workers opinions, INCLUDING MYSELF (and obviously excluding Paul/You)". But, since I was talking to YOU, I didn't think it had to be said and/or indicated again.

Also notice the emphasis on "including myself" Paul. The statement was to clarify that at no point did I insinuate giving a shit about my co-workers opinions which would have shown how *stupid* this conclusion was:
"“I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his “co-workers” opinions"

I also just finished reaming you and ol about this whole "who cares about my co-workers opinion" idiocy, but you think I've changed my mind in the next post? Are you fucking kidding me you anally retentive little princess? LOL!!

The whole gist of mocking this:
"I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his “co-workers” opinions"
is that after our entire debate, you come to this stupid ass conclusion that *clearly* shows you're an ignorant douche bag who doesn't comprehend anything he reads. How in God's name did you even come to that conclusion if you actually paid any attention at all to anything I said? Fact is, you didn't. Why? Because you're a goddamn stupid bastard.

Does that clear it up for the little bitch?

Ok Derf, you can't prove something to be wrong and then turn around and say it is right. Sorry, it doesn't work that way no matter how many times you call everyone else an idiot.

You proved that what ol said was wrong and used my quote to prove it was wrong. Then you turn around and say that you agree that nobody cares after just USING MY QUOTE to show that somebody cares. Wow, keep calling everyone else stupid though.

"No, in your 500 words of complete nothingness you showed that you disagreed with what ol said because I showed interest in your co-workers opinions. My reading comprehension is just fine"
That was only PART of my overall statement you pie-eyed idiot. The rest of it was trying to make you and ol realize how asinine and ignorant you dipshits are.

So, your reading comprehension is "just fine" eh? But, you managed to come up with this retarded conclusion:
"I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his “co-workers” opinions"
Umm, no I don't you stupid fucking idiot. I *agree* that nobody cares about my co-workers opinions, INCLUDING MYSELF. I never cared at any point. I only said I *understood* why they felt the way they did. Fuck, you are stupid!

But your comprehension skills are fine. Fucking A. They can't engineer something that stupid, you must be a product of sporadic mutation! LOL!!!

No, in your 500 words of complete nothingness you showed that you disagreed with what ol said because I showed interest in your co-workers opinions. My reading comprehension is just fine.

“It would sit if you didn’t feel the need to keep posting”
LOL! As the retarded hypocrite posts another reply…

Hypocrite? When in the world did I say it was over. When did I say to let it go? That was all you Derfy. All I said was that if you claim it is over then stop posting. I will continue to post until I feel it is over but since it is over for you then stop posting. You won't so just shut up about it being over.

"A rebuttal for what? I thought we weren’t arguing"
A rebuttal to the "500 words of nothingness" that I posted that shows how much of a mindless twit you are.

Paul, you JUST said this recently:
"I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his “co-workers” opinions..."
I just stated in my "500 words of nothingness" that from the start, I believed the complete opposite. I never cared what my co-workers thought you empty headed, shit for brains. I then explained why and even provided quotes from *you* showing that **you don't comprehend what you read.**

And if you really want to point fingers Paul, try looking at your boyfriend ol. If ol had shut his fucking mouth instead of spouting mindless nonsense, this thread would have ended on Oct. 3. Then you decide to post some more stupid shit that antagonizes the situation.

So what did I do?
I just made sure (with my "500 words of nothingness") that anyone reading this thread realizes how fucking stupid & unbelievably ignorant you two are.

"It would sit if you didn’t feel the need to keep posting"
LOL! As the retarded hypocrite posts another reply...

"Maybe you aren’t smart enough..."
You really have no business calling anyone stupid Paul. At this point, you've displayed so much stupidity & ignorance, I'm beginning to think you and ol are related.

"Anyway, this is the third time you have used the maple syrup “insult”. Can’t think of anything else?"
No, I'm growing quite find of it! Something about you humping a maple syrup bottle paints such a vivid picture of why you'll never be Mensa material. LOL!!!

I can't believe you still don't "get it"...
Paul, for the sake of humanity, just shut up. You're a goddamn embarrassment to the human race and the theory of evolution as a whole.

A rebuttal for what? I thought we weren't arguing Derf. Has that changed?

It would sit if you didn't feel the need to keep posting. The fact of the matter is that you just can't help yourself. If it is over then stop posting. It's not that hard. You state that I dragged this out but it takes two people to do so. Maybe you aren't smart enough to realize that if you stopped posting this topic would have most likely died 30 replies ago.

Anyway, this is the third time you have used the maple syrup "insult". Can't think of anything else?

And again, here's what Paul just said:
"waaaaaaaa! you wrote too much stuff and I got confused and started humping the maple syrup bottle…"

Nice rebuttal Paul! That's the kind of moronic rhetoric I expect from a dipshit like you. LOL!!

And yes, I did try to end this email but, you two pie-eyed shit for brains couldn't let it sit. So what did I do? Tear apart your stupid ass comments apart to the point where you have no rebuttal.
I love exposing you for the half-baked schmuck you are Paul! Now, when is your boyfriend ol going to chime in with some boneheaded reply?

And there it is. One post after saying "In Closing…
Let this email go. It’s done. It’s been done.", Derf leaves us with at least 500 words of nothingness. I can't tell you how much amusement I get out of this. Thank you.

Weeee! It's a regular deluge of mental gimps slobbering all over each other in here. LOL!!!

Alright, here we go!...
"Look, I don’t know what we were arguing about"
Of course not you retarded twit, that's why most civilized people would consider you a stupid asshole.

Here's ol's second reply from Oct 4:
"I guess disagreeing with you makes me stupid because most narrow minded people think that way."

The problem? ol never established exactly what premise he disagreed with nor did he create an argument relating to anything regarding the debate Paul & I were having.
All this drunken retard stated was:
"Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think"

Shortly thereafter, I called him what his peers probably think of him and he got his skirt all bunched up because he's a whiny cock sucking bitch. To date, ol has yet to explain what he disagrees with from Oct 4. Hence why I called it a "fictitious argument". Get it yet you fucking spastic buffoons?

Moving on...
Now, if either of the you two jackasses had remotely *comprehended* anything I've been saying from the start, you would realize that my ENTIRE point from the get go was that I could *care less* about my co-workers opinions.

And...
I didn't drag this one out. Paul, being the whiny little princess he is, dragged this mess out because **he wanted an explanation as to why my co-workers felt the NL East was a joke.** Do you see that ol? Now, here's the funny part:

Paul stated this from Oct 1:
"Also, please indulge me on why they think the NL East is a joke of a division."
Ironically enough, ol states this:
"Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think"

Do you two idiots realize that you've actually been arguing with each other and you're so goddamn stupid, you don't even realize it?

I *tried* to end this stupid ass debate a LONG time ago.
From Oct 2:
"Stop being such an anal retentive bitch. Why are you dragging this out? I really could care less about this topic and my co-workers surely don’t give a shit about you Paul. Let it go already!"

Continuing on...
I never really gave a shit what my co-workers thought from the start. Here are some of my *own* statements throughout this debate with Paul:
"Honestly? I could care less why they think the NL East is a joke"
"However, it doesn’t mean I agree with the assumption or really give a shit as to why they came to that assumption"
"... I really don’t care why they think that nor how they arrived at that conclusion"

Hey ol, look at that last statement of mine:
"... I really don’t care why they think that nor how they arrived at that conclusion"
And now yours:
"Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think"
So, you make a statement that AGREES with mine and then say I have a thick skull? LOL! Goddamn boy, you're regular fucking window licker!

The ONLY thing I ever stated about my co-workers was that I understood *why* the felt the way they did. To date, I still don't care what my co-workers think you stupid fucking half-lit twits.

My God. Is it really possible that you two dipshits are actually *that* stupid?

Thanks Paul. I'm sick of trying to tell Derf the same thing over and over again.

Ok, let me give this a shot.

I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his "co-workers" opinions (which are most likely his opinions but of course we can't prove that) and ol disagrees that he is an idiot.

In summary, this "disagreement" may never end.

Oh yeah, I don't know how you can try and play off your earlier comment to sarcasm but whatever. I'm not buying it.

Look, I don't know what we were arguing about, because we never really were. My original post said I didn't care what his co-workers thought. Then Derf cursed at me. That was the start to the big "debate". Derf likes to escalate things because he thinks it makes him look smart and other people look stupid. Also, I know you like to think that Paul and I are missing the point, but if you read my post from the 7th at 2:49(again) you would see that I was actually making fun of Derf using your post.

Wow, my point went over both of you, Jesus Christ. Would you know sarcasm if it smacked you in the face?

ol,

You really haven't seen Derf's point? I will ask you again. What is the debate about? It seems like you don't even know what you're cycling about, do you?

If you still haven't realized Derf's point you should stop posting. Yeah, he has been insulting you, but because you have failed to pick up what he's saying.

You said, "I don't know when you decided we were having a big argument"

You also said, "I can't deal with basic congitive tasks just because I disagree with you?"

So you disagree, but you aren't arguing?

Now Derf, you know you couldn't let an email go if your life depended on it. I fully expect an 8 paragraph reply from you to ol's post. Can you overcome the urge to reply to him? The only thing that would stop you is the fact that I said you wouldn't be able to resist. Now please throw some more insults around to take attention away from the fact that you have no point. Have a good one.

I'll also be laughing because someone is such a loser that they couldn't make one point without including an insult. It's stupid shit, when someone doesn't direct every part of their post to you. You must not have thought have been able to think up one of your comebacks for this one, because you didn't quote anything I said, so you just called the whole email stupid because you didn't understand it and you couldn't think of anything better to say.
Let's assume my point in the other post went way over your head too, because all you did was tell me that I was stupid ( which is about the only point you've made in your past 9 posts). Seriously, if it takes that long for you to make a statement, you need to rethink who you are calling all those names.

ol,
Jesus. You're so goddamn stupid I *almost* feel bad. And now you're agreeing with Paul? Is there even enough room on this site for *two* window lickers?

I'm sitting here, reading along as the two most spastic idiots on this site have a mental jerk off. And I'm reminded of two retarded dogs sniffing each other's asses. LOL!

With that being said...
Paul & ol, Seriously, you are two of the most uneducated buffoons I've ever dealt with. Not only that, but neither of you two stupid ass drunken clowns could debate your way out of a cardboard box. (probably because neither of you two idiots have any reading comprehension skills and/or basic reasoning skills)

In Closing...
Let this email go. It's done. It's been done. You've said enough stupid shit for 100 emails. I'll be laughing for *weeks* about some of the stupid shit you two morons have said in this email alone!

Swallows, read my previous post again and think about who you you are calling a numbskull. Actually, you're closer to Derf than I thought.
I agree with Paul.

Swallows,

I think his point kind of went over your head.

ol,

"Look if I was Derf I would point out a few things wrong about what you said. First you misspelled argument so you must be an inebriated retard."

Funny, this sounds like Derf. He has said inebriated retard so many times, come up with your own shit, asshole.

For my typo, I will use your defense.
"Yeah, because I'm someone who actually has a life and doesn't have all day to triple check their spelling, (unlike you). I'm lazy because I have better things to do?"

Funny how fast you turned into a hypocrite so fast.

"Philly Swallows, if you want to be like Derf you've got a long way to go (thankfully)."

Why would I want to be like Derf? All I know is he posts on this site. That's just a stupid assumption by you.

You still haven't answered the question though. What is this debate about? You continue to avoid the question like a numbskull.

Look if I was Derf I would point out a few things wrong about what you said. First you mispelled argument so you must be an inebriated retard. Also Derf would call you a billion different names and say that you interjected something random that had nothing to do with the "argument" going on. Luckily for you, Derf agrees with you. It's hard to "argue" with someone like Derf, because all they can do is call you names and say you are of the topic because they can't think of an actual comeback, and I do believe it was Derf who decided this was an argument. Philly Swallows, if you want to be like Derf you've got a long way to go (thankfully).

ol,

Are you even reading what Derf says? Is it possible that you're so fucking stupid that you drift this far off topic. Shock me, say something intelligent. Going deeper into this debate would make you look even more retarded than you are. What is the argumnet about? I figure since you haven't answered that question yet, I would ask again.

"ol why can't you shut the fuck up already?"
That's a really intelligent sentence now isn't it? Your pals are really smart. You need to dissect every word of every sentence and find something wrong with it because you can't actually think up a good comeback? So you don't support the Mets but who do you support? Could it be, no one?

"I’m the one who interjected nonsense into it?"
Did I stutter you dimwitted retard?
ol, listen you idiotic twit. If you're going to spout overly generic statements that add nothing to the overall conversation, then expect replies like the one you quoted above.

I'm fairly sure that this statement:
"Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think" didn't add anything noticeably intelligent to the debate. You brought this whole mess about because you were too much of a lazy piece of shit to put some thought into a reply and I called you out on it.

"Look we all know that if the Mets had won the division, you would have had on your Wright jersey before you replied to a post"
That's just stupid, bordering pathetic. I could care less about the Mets you scatterbrained buffoon. What about this statement makes you think I'm a Mets fan:
"And I *still* don’t blame them for thinking the NL East is a joke.(the recent Mets collapse was borderline, if not completely, pathetic)"

ol, just let this go. You've been verbally spanked and now other people are starting to call you out on it. (thanks jnett!) LOL!

"And nobody gives a shit that you’re an inebriated shit for brains. So do us all a favor and shut your pie hole you stupid ass mental gimp. And I mean that in the nicest possible way!"
I'm the one who interjected nonsense into it?
Look we all know that if the Mets had won the division, you would have had on your Wright jersey before you replied to a post.

ol why can't you just shut the fuck up already?? You are making everyone who visits this site dumber by the second. and you think Derf has a thick skull??? He's right you are a stupid bitch

ol,
I'll explain it in terms even a spastic shit for brains like you can understand. Ready?
Here's what I said:
What is this fictitious “argument” about?

Here's your reply from October 4:
"I guess disagreeing with you makes me stupid because most narrow minded people think that way."

And I'll ask again:
What is this fictitious “argument” about? What exactly are you disagreeing with? You haven't stated a single fucking declarative yet, you inebriated dipshit.
So outside of this stupid ass statement: "Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think", what are you doing besides whining like a little bitch?

You're the mental gimp who interjected nonsense into a debate Paul & I were having. Now, I'm asking you, besides scratching your ass and sniffing your finger, what's your purpose here?

Whoa Derf, do you have short term memory loss, or did you just *magically* forget about my last 4 posts and your replies to them? I don't know when you decided we were having a big argument, but it must have been pretty recently. And I'm the one whose mental?

ol, good morning my little retarded princess!

So, all bullshit aside, what the fuck are you talking about? What is this fictitious "argument" about?

Ok, here's what you've contributed to date:
"Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think"
And...? Is that it? That's your big argument? LOL!

Is it your purpose to come here and cry like a little girl? Because so far as I can tell, you haven't contributed shit to the debate. All you've done so far is give yourself a mental wedgie. Goddamn, you are one fucking stupid bastard!

Classy, Derf. When you can't think of a comeback, you pretend you don't understand. Wait, didn't you call me stupid?

ol,
Do you even know what the hell you're arguing about?
Comprende Engles? Earth to ol, come in please...

Holy shit my man, go drink another beer! Speaking of which, it's Friday. I'm out!

It wouldn't piss me off to know that you're successful. However, it would piss me off if I found out you had any friends who weren't just like and you and- never discuss what team they back (which probably makes them hypocritical jerks like you), but I'm sure some of your friends don't call people "stupid and lazy" when then disagree with someone else, but I can't be positive.

"I’m lazy because I have better things to do?"
No, you're not just lazy. You're stupid & lazy.

Here's what I think...
You're a mentally devoid, pie-eyed twit who resorts to the age old "I have a life" spiel. And I bet it would *genuinely* piss you off to find out that I just might be successful. In fact, the mere thought that it's even a possibility would be better than me pissing in your cheerios. LOL! I love it!

No worries ol, you have "congitive" ability on your side!

Yeah, because I'm someone who actually has a life and doesn't have all day to triple check their spelling, (unlike you). I'm lazy because I have better things to do?

ol,
"Yeah I’m a spastic, pie eyed idiot, and I can’t deal with basic congitive tasks just because I disagree with you?"
No, it's because you're a stupid fuck who can't even take 5 seconds to make sure he spells "cognitive" correctly. You do realize how stupid (and lazy) that makes you look, don't you?

I'm otn lysdexic ouy ssahole!
(I doubt someone with your mental acuity will understand the sarcasm in that statement)LOL!

It depends. Is the clown female as well?

Yeah I'm a spastic, pie eyed idiot, and I can't deal with basic congitive tasks just because I disagree with you? Did you have some mental problem growing up?

Paul, my apologies.
It's just that when I think of mentally degraded half-wits, you're the first person who comes to mind. This "ol" person reminded me so much of you, that I'd thought I mention your name out of respect to all the spastic, pie-eyed idiots worldwide. Consider it an honor!

By the way Paul, which of your 19 drunken personalities is replying today? The bitch? The hussy? The princess? The clown with ADHD? It's a daunting task to keep track of them all! LOL!

Why must we bring my name into it? Keep your arguments between you and whoever is involved. I know you love saying my name but please save it for when I address you myself. Carry on.

ol,
Now don't go getting your panties in a bunch because your boyfriend Paul is crying like a little bitch!

Moving on...
Nobody thinks you're stupid ol. You do however remind me of that proverbial dog that keeps walking past the fireplace and lighting its tail on fire.

But, I don't necessarily think it's your fault you're so ill-equipped to deal with basic cognitive tasks like tying your shoes, reasoning, & making coherent sentences. My guess? You're just another by-product of a floundering educational system.

But don't give up on life just yet. I bet if you put your mind to it, you can have a very promising future flipping burgers!

I guess disagreeing with you makes me stupid because most narrow minded people think that way.

And nobody gives a shit that you're an inebriated shit for brains. So do us all a favor and shut your pie hole you stupid ass mental gimp. And I mean that in the nicest possible way!

Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think. Can't you get that through your thick skull?

Sure, tell me that your co-workers think the NFC East is a joke and then end it with "who can blame them". That ought to get us going again. You know what, save that one for another email.

1)why they think the NL East is a joke of a division
2)I thought this line meant you agreed with them
3)So you have no reason for agreeing that the NL east is a joke
4)you thought (or agreed) the NL East was a joke
5)You don’t agree nor think the NL East is a joke
6)you want to write the Phillies accomplishments off to being in a joke of a division
7)you “kind of” agree with

Holy Crap! You ARE certifiably schizophrenic!
(dammit...there I go twisting words again!)

I think it MAY just be possible that you change your declaratives more than a hooker changes fifty dollar bills!

"This one has run its course"
Aye Aye Captain Rectal Probe! Shall I plot a new course? LOL!!!

Go post some more of your "co-workers" opinions that you "kind of" agree with Derf. This one has run its course.

Here we go!

First, let me fix your sorry ass example.
"Tom agrees with abortion. Who can blame him?”

Here's a much more relevant example:
Tom's mother is pro-choice. Tom agrees with abortion. Who can blame him?

See, the Mets recently suffering one of the "biggest collapses in MLB history" as you eloquently put it, would be a significant contributing factor as to my understanding of why my co-workers feel the NL East is a joke.
Just like Tom's mother being pro-choice would be a significant contributing factor to your stupid ass example. Get it yet, you dimwitted, asinine retard?

My saying "who can blame them" was in direct response this:
"One of the biggest collapses in MLB history will take away a lot of interest."
Do you even remember saying that you inebriated buffoon?
I already had an idea that my co-workers didn't think much of the NL East (from all the jokes I hear about the Mets & Phillies), and this recent collapse was probably the the icing on the cake for them.

"You are full of so much Philly hate that you want to write the Phillies accomplishments off to being in a joke of a division"
Well, I *do* hate anything Philly. That much is true. Here's the thing. The Braves have impressed me over the years, so I don't think the entire division is a joke. As for the Phillies? I wouldn't like regardless of what division they were in. But, I'm not going to trash an entire division because I think the Phillies lack of a World Series is pathetic.

"Instead you throw out your “co-workers” opinions and throw out that little “who can blame them”. That way you can weasle out of giving a reason why the NL East is a joke."
Well, those *are* my co-workers opinions you stupid half-lit jackass. And I *still* don't blame them for thinking the NL East is a joke.(the recent Mets collapse was borderline, if not completely, pathetic)

My God...You have got to be the most incoherent, anally retentive, whiny ass bitch I've ever had the displeasure of talking to. Now, I'm off to lunch!

Ok Derf. You don't agree nor think the NL East is a joke. You just said who can blame them because you "comprehend with their assumption".

Tom agrees with abortion. Who can blame him? I may have said who can blame him and even though it sounds like I agree with him "technically" I didn't say the word "agree" so that I can weasle out of it. That is pretty much how I view this conversation.

You are full of so much Philly hate that you want to write the Phillies accomplishments off to being in a joke of a division. Now you can't say that because then you would come off as a hater who doesn't know baseball. Instead you throw out your "co-workers" opinions and throw out that little "who can blame them". That way you can weasle out of giving a reason why the NL East is a joke.

Spare me the story about my reading comprehension and whatever insult you have lined up. It's old.

If you don't want me to dissect your idiotic statements, then don't say shit like this you ignorant pie-eyed scatterbrain:
"Completely disregarding what was said and instead throwing insults around"

"Oh my god, I’m not going to read all of that"
waaaaaaaa! you wrote too much stuff and I got confused and started humping the maple syrup bottle! LOL!

"All I wanted was to discuss why you thought (or agreed) the NL East was a joke"
I never said I thought and/or agreed the NL East was a joke you incapacitated shit for brains (which I'm now stating for the umpteenth time). Holy Crap Paul! What is your native language again? Maybe if I say it in Drunkenese you'll get it? Fuck, you are one stupid bastard!

Oh my god, I'm not going to read all of that. All I wanted was to discuss why you thought (or agreed) the NL East was a joke and maybe discuss some sports. Instead I get 15 paragraphs about you dissecting every single word of what was said because you can "comprehend their assumption" but don't necessarily agree with them. Fine. Makes perfect sense.

"Completely disregarding what was said..."
This coming from the guy whose last rebuttal was (and I quote):
"zzzzzzzzzz"

And spare me the:
"waaaaaaaa! you wrote too much stuff and I got confused and started humping the maple syrup bottle..." spiel.

THINK about what I already said:
"I’m tired of having to write out novels to explain even the most simplest of statements."

BUT, here we go (yet again)
You stated...
"I guess I was mistaken when I thought this line meant you agreed with them “Who can blame them?"

And I replied...
"Saying “who can blame them” doesn’t meant I agree in any capacity. It simply means I comprehend their rational for making such an assumption based on (but not limited to), the recent collapse of the Mets franchise."


You stated...
"So you have no reason for agreeing that the NL east is a joke?"

And this had already been said prior...
"I could care less why they think the NL East is a joke. That’s their collective opinion…"

And this was from the latter half of the statement above...
"However, it doesn’t mean I agree with the assumption or really give a shit as to why they came to that assumption. I’m sure they have their reasons at to why they think the NL East is a joke"

I then added this to clarify...
"Notice I didn’t say “our collective opinion” Paul. What about “their collective opinion” leads you to believe it’s a mutual idea shared by everyone including me?"


In closing...
Every little whiny ass complaint and/or question you had was clearly addressed from the start. Nothing was discarded. So let me elaborate on what really happened here Paul.
You don't comprehend what you read and when you were called out on it, you crawled into a corner and shit your diapers. I think that about sums it up.

Verbal beat down? Yeah, right. That's what it is. Completely disregarding what was said and instead throwing insults around. Yes, verbal beat down describes it very well. Thank you.

Sorry, meant to write "quiet" in the last post, I was too busy laughing at the Madden-Hack-Cheat-Level Sacks the Giants were getting on the Eagles Sunday night...

Paul gets a verbal beatdown again. All the Eagles fans at my job also were extremely quit on Monday. I was obviously glowing due to the Cowboys victory and so far flawless record.

As for the Phillies, it's like they get to the championship mountain, and then get kicked off as soon as they get near the trophy. Philly teams in the playoffs are more shaky than a mental patient getting tazered and having a seizure in an earthquake...

zzzzzzzzzz

Paul,
Stop being such an anal retentive bitch. Why are you dragging this out? I really could care less about this topic and my co-workers surely don't give a shit about you Paul. Let it go already!

Moving on...
Saying "who can blame them" doesn't meant I agree in any capacity. It simply means I comprehend their rational for making such an assumption based on (but not limited to), the recent collapse of the Mets franchise. However, it doesn't mean I agree with the assumption or really give a shit as to why they came to that assumption. I'm sure they have their reasons at to why they think the NL East is a joke. But again Paul, I really don't care why they think that nor how they arrived at that conclusion.

Which is why I said this:
"I could care less why they think the NL East is a joke. That’s their collective opinion..."

Notice I didn't say "our collective opinion" Paul. What about "their collective opinion" leads you to believe it's a mutual idea shared by everyone including me? My god man, you really don't comprehend anything you read, do you?

In closing...
Paul, you really need to go get some salad tongs and pull that wedge out of your panties! It's severely impacting that precious little bit of oxygen flow that has fought it's way through the alcohol to your brain.

Also, I'm tired of having to write out novels to explain even the most simplest of statements. You really have got to make an effort to think about what you read!

So you have no reason for agreeing that the NL east is a joke?

Holy Shit...
You still have your panties in a wad over me calling you a coattail riding bitch! LOL! My God man, go smoke a joint or eat some bon bons or watch Oprah or whatever it is you do to relax.

You're entirely too wound up Paul. Maybe you're due for a nice enema?

I guess I was mistaken when I thought this line meant you agreed with them "Who can blame them?" Maybe that was just you coattail riding on the Philly hating. Doesn't matter to me.

Paul,
Honestly? I could care less why they think the NL East is a joke. That's their collective opinion and I doubt many of them plan on logging on to PhillySucks to explain their thoughts to some schlep. Guess you're shit out of luck!

I don't know anything about your work area. Just generally speaking. Anyways, thanks for keeping those pictures up.

Also, please indulge me on why they think the NL East is a joke of a division. I would think the Central would be the joke considering it has produced the playoff team with the worst record the past two seasons.

Well, nobody gave a shit about the Mets at any point here. We have a wide array of fans but, I don't remember any of them ever being Mets fans. In fact, I think a majority of the people I work with consider the NL East to be somewhat of a joke of a division. Who can blame them?

Anyways...
Those pictures will never come down as long as I'm here. Hell, any pictures that display the humiliating history of any/all Philly sports teams will be proudly showboated here!

Haha, now all of a sudden nobody cares about the Mets. Why would they? One of the biggest collapses in MLB history will take away a lot of interest. I love it. To think I had Mets fans shoving this article in my face:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08262007/sports/mets/its_not_official__but_nl_east_.htm?page=0

I love the first sentence of that article. "MEMO to Jimmy Rollins: The best team won." No kidding.

Now all of the Mets fans are gone. Hahahaha. Derf keep those pictures hanging in your office. I think they are good luck.

I'm loving this!

Oh and one more thing. It was great watching the few Philly fans I work with try to shoulder the pathetic loss the Eagles took by bragging about the Phillies. After being informed that nobody in the building gave a shit about the Mets, their demeanor just about disintegrated. LOL!

The Eagles fans will be saying, "Wahh, me poo poo diaper, me big poo poo diaper!!!"

mathwiz,
I love this site simply because it's such a thorn in their (Philly fans) sides. They hate being reminded about their lack of championships.(not to mention, how fucking pathetic they are as fans)

With that being said, I would now like to take some time and rub some salt into an open wound;
12 sacks by a team ranked *worst* in defense and probably one of the worst teams in the NFC East, Maybe even the entire NFC? Beating up on the Superbowl bound (1-3) Eagles? LOL!!!

Wait...what's that noise?
Oh, it's just the avalanche of bullshit and excuses that you'll start to see from the Eagle crybabies. Quick! someone go to the store and grab a couple thousand pacifiers & diapers!

D-I-A-P-E-R-S DIAPERS!!!!!!