I’ll also be laughing because someone is such a loser that they couldn’t make one point without including an insult. It’s stupid shit, when someone doesn’t direct every part of their post to you. You must not have thought have been able to think up one of your comebacks for this one, because you didn’t quote anything I said, so you just called the whole email stupid because you didn’t understand it and you couldn’t think of anything better to say.
Let’s assume my point in the other post went way over your head too, because all you did was tell me that I was stupid ( which is about the only point you’ve made in your past 9 posts). Seriously, if it takes that long for you to make a statement, you need to rethink who you are calling all those names.
Now Derf, you know you couldn’t let an email go if your life depended on it. I fully expect an 8 paragraph reply from you to ol’s post. Can you overcome the urge to reply to him? The only thing that would stop you is the fact that I said you wouldn’t be able to resist. Now please throw some more insults around to take attention away from the fact that you have no point. Have a good one.
Wow, my point went over both of you, Jesus Christ. Would you know sarcasm if it smacked you in the face?
ol,
You really haven’t seen Derf’s point? I will ask you again. What is the debate about? It seems like you don’t even know what you’re cycling about, do you?
If you still haven’t realized Derf’s point you should stop posting. Yeah, he has been insulting you, but because you have failed to pick up what he’s saying.
You said, “I don’t know when you decided we were having a big argument”
You also said, “I can’t deal with basic congitive tasks just because I disagree with you?”
Look, I don’t know what we were arguing about, because we never really were. My original post said I didn’t care what his co-workers thought. Then Derf cursed at me. That was the start to the big “debate”. Derf likes to escalate things because he thinks it makes him look smart and other people look stupid. Also, I know you like to think that Paul and I are missing the point, but if you read my post from the 7th at 2:49(again) you would see that I was actually making fun of Derf using your post.
I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his “co-workers” opinions (which are most likely his opinions but of course we can’t prove that) and ol disagrees that he is an idiot.
In summary, this “disagreement” may never end.
Oh yeah, I don’t know how you can try and play off your earlier comment to sarcasm but whatever. I’m not buying it.
Weeee! It’s a regular deluge of mental gimps slobbering all over each other in here. LOL!!!
Alright, here we go!…
“Look, I don’t know what we were arguing about”
Of course not you retarded twit, that’s why most civilized people would consider you a stupid asshole.
Here’s ol’s second reply from Oct 4:
“I guess disagreeing with you makes me stupid because most narrow minded people think that way.”
The problem? ol never established exactly what premise he disagreed with nor did he create an argument relating to anything regarding the debate Paul & I were having.
All this drunken retard stated was:
“Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think”
Shortly thereafter, I called him what his peers probably think of him and he got his skirt all bunched up because he’s a whiny cock sucking bitch. To date, ol has yet to explain what he disagrees with from Oct 4. Hence why I called it a “fictitious argument”. Get it yet you fucking spastic buffoons?
Moving on…
Now, if either of the you two jackasses had remotely *comprehended* anything I’ve been saying from the start, you would realize that my ENTIRE point from the get go was that I could *care less* about my co-workers opinions.
And…
I didn’t drag this one out. Paul, being the whiny little princess he is, dragged this mess out because **he wanted an explanation as to why my co-workers felt the NL East was a joke.** Do you see that ol? Now, here’s the funny part:
Paul stated this from Oct 1:
“Also, please indulge me on why they think the NL East is a joke of a division.”
Ironically enough, ol states this:
“Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think”
Do you two idiots realize that you’ve actually been arguing with each other and you’re so goddamn stupid, you don’t even realize it?
I *tried* to end this stupid ass debate a LONG time ago.
From Oct 2:
“Stop being such an anal retentive bitch. Why are you dragging this out? I really could care less about this topic and my co-workers surely don’t give a shit about you Paul. Let it go already!”
Continuing on…
I never really gave a shit what my co-workers thought from the start. Here are some of my *own* statements throughout this debate with Paul:
“Honestly? I could care less why they think the NL East is a joke”
“However, it doesn’t mean I agree with the assumption or really give a shit as to why they came to that assumption”
“… I really don’t care why they think that nor how they arrived at that conclusion”
Hey ol, look at that last statement of mine:
“… I really don’t care why they think that nor how they arrived at that conclusion”
And now yours:
“Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think”
So, you make a statement that AGREES with mine and then say I have a thick skull? LOL! Goddamn boy, you’re regular fucking window licker!
The ONLY thing I ever stated about my co-workers was that I understood *why* the felt the way they did. To date, I still don’t care what my co-workers think you stupid fucking half-lit twits.
My God. Is it really possible that you two dipshits are actually *that* stupid?
And there it is. One post after saying “In Closing…
Let this email go. It’s done. It’s been done.”, Derf leaves us with at least 500 words of nothingness. I can’t tell you how much amusement I get out of this. Thank you.
And again, here’s what Paul just said:
“waaaaaaaa! you wrote too much stuff and I got confused and started humping the maple syrup bottle…”
Nice rebuttal Paul! That’s the kind of moronic rhetoric I expect from a dipshit like you. LOL!!
And yes, I did try to end this email but, you two pie-eyed shit for brains couldn’t let it sit. So what did I do? Tear apart your stupid ass comments apart to the point where you have no rebuttal.
I love exposing you for the half-baked schmuck you are Paul! Now, when is your boyfriend ol going to chime in with some boneheaded reply?
A rebuttal for what? I thought we weren’t arguing Derf. Has that changed?
It would sit if you didn’t feel the need to keep posting. The fact of the matter is that you just can’t help yourself. If it is over then stop posting. It’s not that hard. You state that I dragged this out but it takes two people to do so. Maybe you aren’t smart enough to realize that if you stopped posting this topic would have most likely died 30 replies ago.
Anyway, this is the third time you have used the maple syrup “insult”. Can’t think of anything else?
“A rebuttal for what? I thought we weren’t arguing”
A rebuttal to the “500 words of nothingness” that I posted that shows how much of a mindless twit you are.
Paul, you JUST said this recently:
“I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his “co-workers” opinions…”
I just stated in my “500 words of nothingness” that from the start, I believed the complete opposite. I never cared what my co-workers thought you empty headed, shit for brains. I then explained why and even provided quotes from *you* showing that **you don’t comprehend what you read.**
And if you really want to point fingers Paul, try looking at your boyfriend ol. If ol had shut his fucking mouth instead of spouting mindless nonsense, this thread would have ended on Oct. 3. Then you decide to post some more stupid shit that antagonizes the situation.
So what did I do?
I just made sure (with my “500 words of nothingness”) that anyone reading this thread realizes how fucking stupid & unbelievably ignorant you two are.
“It would sit if you didn’t feel the need to keep posting”
LOL! As the retarded hypocrite posts another reply…
“Maybe you aren’t smart enough…”
You really have no business calling anyone stupid Paul. At this point, you’ve displayed so much stupidity & ignorance, I’m beginning to think you and ol are related.
“Anyway, this is the third time you have used the maple syrup “insult”. Can’t think of anything else?”
No, I’m growing quite find of it! Something about you humping a maple syrup bottle paints such a vivid picture of why you’ll never be Mensa material. LOL!!!
I can’t believe you still don’t “get it”…
Paul, for the sake of humanity, just shut up. You’re a goddamn embarrassment to the human race and the theory of evolution as a whole.
No, in your 500 words of complete nothingness you showed that you disagreed with what ol said because I showed interest in your co-workers opinions. My reading comprehension is just fine.
“It would sit if you didn’t feel the need to keep posting”
LOL! As the retarded hypocrite posts another reply…
Hypocrite? When in the world did I say it was over. When did I say to let it go? That was all you Derfy. All I said was that if you claim it is over then stop posting. I will continue to post until I feel it is over but since it is over for you then stop posting. You won’t so just shut up about it being over.
“No, in your 500 words of complete nothingness you showed that you disagreed with what ol said because I showed interest in your co-workers opinions. My reading comprehension is just fine”
That was only PART of my overall statement you pie-eyed idiot. The rest of it was trying to make you and ol realize how asinine and ignorant you dipshits are.
So, your reading comprehension is “just fine” eh? But, you managed to come up with this retarded conclusion:
“I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his “co-workers” opinions”
Umm, no I don’t you stupid fucking idiot. I *agree* that nobody cares about my co-workers opinions, INCLUDING MYSELF. I never cared at any point. I only said I *understood* why they felt the way they did. Fuck, you are stupid!
But your comprehension skills are fine. Fucking A. They can’t engineer something that stupid, you must be a product of sporadic mutation! LOL!!!
Ok Derf, you can’t prove something to be wrong and then turn around and say it is right. Sorry, it doesn’t work that way no matter how many times you call everyone else an idiot.
You proved that what ol said was wrong and used my quote to prove it was wrong. Then you turn around and say that you agree that nobody cares after just USING MY QUOTE to show that somebody cares. Wow, keep calling everyone else stupid though.
Paul,
Please tell me you’re joking?. Are you really that much of a stupid little whiny baby?
If I were talking to anyone else Paul, maybe I would have stated “I *agree* that nobody cares about my co-workers opinions, INCLUDING MYSELF (and obviously excluding Paul/You)”. But, since I was talking to YOU, I didn’t think it had to be said and/or indicated again.
Also notice the emphasis on “including myself” Paul. The statement was to clarify that at no point did I insinuate giving a shit about my co-workers opinions which would have shown how *stupid* this conclusion was:
““I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his “co-workers” opinions”
I also just finished reaming you and ol about this whole “who cares about my co-workers opinion” idiocy, but you think I’ve changed my mind in the next post? Are you fucking kidding me you anally retentive little princess? LOL!!
The whole gist of mocking this:
“I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his “co-workers” opinions”
is that after our entire debate, you come to this stupid ass conclusion that *clearly* shows you’re an ignorant douche bag who doesn’t comprehend anything he reads. How in God’s name did you even come to that conclusion if you actually paid any attention at all to anything I said? Fact is, you didn’t. Why? Because you’re a goddamn stupid bastard.
You didn’t say anything to change the fact that you proved something to be wrong and then turned around and said it was correct. All of those paragraphs and nothing new. I find it funny that the guy who dissects every word someone says is always calling me anal retentive.
And another thing, I never said you care. I don’t know why you keep putting emphasis on the fact that you don’t care about your co-workers opinion. In the paragraph below you show ol that somebody cares about your co-workers opinion. I don’t know why you would think me saying “Derf disgrees that nobody cares what his co-workers think” is only restricted to you. It includes EVERYBODY numbnuts.
Paul stated this from Oct 1:
“Also, please indulge me on why they think the NL East is a joke of a division.”
Ironically enough, ol states this:
“Nobody gives a shit about what your co-workers think”
“You didn’t say anything to change the fact that you proved something to be wrong and then turned around and said it was correct.”
I just did you stupid shit for brains. And no matter how I explain it, you refuse to understand it because you’re a stupid fucking lowbrow idiot.
Here we go again!…
“I don’t know why you would think me saying “Derf disgrees that nobody cares what his co-workers think” is only restricted to you”
That was never said, nor implied numbnuts.
And I’ll say it AGAIN…
I said it’s a stupid conclusion because I stated multiple times during our debate that I didn’t give a shit about my co-workers opinions. I also never said it was *exclusive* to me you asinine twit. Now, with that in mind, answer this question:
Why would I disagree that nobody cares?
I don’t care obviously. I assumed nobody reading these replies cared. You’re the only dipshit who cared about my co-workers opinions and wanted some justification. And I assumed you weren’t STUPID enough to forget that. And considering I was talking to YOU, I didn’t feel it necessary to remind you of something you should have already known, you retarded ass mental gimp.
My god, don’t you “get it” yet? Fuck. You are unequivocally the stupidest asshole who posts on this site!
How can somebody write so much and say nothing? Forget it Derf, seriously. You don’t disagree with what ol said but yet you went through the trouble of proving him wrong. I guess you just “comprehend his assumption”.
Paul, my dimwitted drunkard!
“You don’t disagree with what ol said but yet you went through the trouble of proving him wrong”
Paul, really simple, ready?
You are what most people call the “exception to the rule” you incoherent, fatheaded bastard.
The entire argument isn’t going to change because one person doesn’t fit a specific declarative. My guess is that this is what you’re looking for you anally retentive princess:
Nobody cares about my co-workers opinion (with the exception of Paul)
This is what made ol look like an asshole & at the same time provided grounds on which I agreed with. So, let’s see. How about this: “I agree that nobody cares about my co-workers opinions with the exception of one inebriated mumbling jerkoff.”
However, considering you’re one of the people being addressed, I didn’t feel it necessary to state you were the exception to the rule because I assumed you weren’t such a mentally devoid, pie-eyed, shit for brains that you would have forgotten that.
Now, do you understand why I think this statement is completely fucking asinine:
“I think Derf disagrees that nobody cares about his “co-workers” opinions”
It was never insinuated that I, nor anyone else cared outside of your stupid ass Paul. But, do I really have to remind you about what you should already know? Are you really that retarded?
I can’t make it any more simple than that. If you don’t get it by now, your stupid ass never will. Now, I’m off to lunch!
Ok Derf. I’m getting sick of this. I don’t have hours to write loads of bull, and then say I’m not arguing with someone they are arguing with me, call them names because I can think of nothing better to do. You’re right, I don’t understand that post at all because it makes no sense someone would write so many insults and one page and then tell someone else they’re stupid.
Paul,
As for the NL Central being a joke, didn’t the Cardinals win the World Series last season? Granted I am a Mets fan, but when was the last time a team from the NL East won the World Series? The 1995 Braves come to mind?
To answer your question, the Marlins have one a series recently. But the East has had great teams representing for a while (mainly because of the Braves). Last year the Mets had the best record in the NL and I expect the Phillies, Mets, and Braves to be a force next season as well. I don’t consider the NL East a joke at all.