Jul 30 2007
7 Comments
By Michael July 2007

Outta Here


From: raven_1_1@hotmail.com
Subject: GET ME OUT OF HERE

I am in philly, not by choice at all. It is a business trip. I have never been to philly before and now I never want to be again. the people, food, smell, traffic, people, people, and the people all fucking suck. I cannot believe that anyone would live here unless at gunpoint, and I don’t even know how long that would keep me here. FUCK PHILLY, thanks Tommy

  • Paul

    Dude, at least get a cheesesteak and a pretzel.

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  • Clay Z

    I heard they took the Rocky statue down? That was the only cool thing they had. Philly blows. We know it, they know it.

    P.S. – We’ll have number 6, before you get to 1.

    Go Cowboys!!!!

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  • http://www.phillysucks.com Michael – Philly Sucks

    The Rocky statue is back at the Art Museum. It is over to the right side near Kelly Drive.

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  • matt

    FUCK U ALL PHILLY IS THE BEST CITY EVER WE ALL HAVE MORE HEART THEN NE OG U OTHER FUCKERS OUT THERE FUCK ALL U HATERS PUSSY ASS BITCHES WE WOULD KILL YOUS IN A FIGHT U PUSSYS

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  • Derf

    Matt,
    We all know that English is not your native tongue but, at least be respectful to the rest of us English-speaking folk. By that I mean, if you could just make a coherent sentence, maybe we could properly respond.

    However, I’m pretty good at translating so let me give it a whirl. It appears as though you said :
    “I’m a mentally defective philly schmuck living in mommy’s basement. And, I’m the only 16 year old still in 5th grade but, I can kick everyone’s ass at Duck Duck Goose!”

    Is that close?

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  • http://www.phillysucks.com Michael – Philly Sucks

    matt = oVVned

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  • http://comcast Steve

    Hey jit stain I live here because my dad fucked your mom years ago!! Yo Bro!!

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