Jul 25 2007
8 Comments
By Michael July 2007

Needs More Curse Words


From: Youra Duchebag (realphillyphan@yahoo.com)
Subject: (no subject)

How bout for you get Tony Homo’s cock outta ur mouth n Tiki’s outta ur ass

You are in no way shape or form a philly person you fucking douchebag .. you lack the intenstinal fortitude to be a real fan. Your balls just be ripped off an hung like old sneakers you moronic duchebag.

If i ever see you in person im gonna rip your mouth out ur asshole you horsefucking-dicksucking pussy….

This email is funny on so many levels. Bravo

  • http://bowhunter217cs.com JR.

    Wow, just wow. Wanna talk about a homophobe ladies and gents, there ya have it. With so many references to ass fucking and cock sucking one only has to read this post and realize he is a philthy fan. I mean when they say “brotherly love” this is what those dolts refer to. Get a life, no rather get a championship and let us know then. You are a typical asshole philthy fan nothing more. Now go back to banging your sister asshole.

    235 count as of 7-26-07 in only 206 days.
    Killadelphia out……………

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  • Derf

    “you lack the intenstinal fortitude to be a real fan”
    And you need a frontal lobotomy performed with a spatula you spasmodic schmuck.

    “If i ever see you in person im gonna rip your mouth out ur asshole you horsefucking-dicksucking pussy”
    No you’re not, you fucking gutless coward. So, do everyone a favor and put the digital testosterone back in the closet next to your blow-up girlfriend.

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  • Rob

    Typical of a Philly fan, not one valid point.

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  • Philly Swallows

    I love the tough guys on the internet that live in their parents basement.

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  • Paul

    Making threats over the internet is pretty damn pathetic. Kudos to you for looking like the biggest punk in the world.

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  • jon

    shut up every person who hates philly is my hero cuz all you people suck

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  • http://www.phillysucks.com Michael – Philly Sucks

    What are you, ten years old? lol

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  • Scott Andrew Weiss

    Wat in the world? My friend, have you lost your mind? I swear to god i will kill you if i ever come across you. Now let me ask you something… how many teammates did Jeff Garcia want to sleep with last year? Ok. That’s what i thought. So before you go calling T Romes a homo when he is doing Carrie Underwood, how about you take a good look at the men on your team that want to take those pads off of the other players.

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