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From: jonlitwa@gmail.com
Subject: Not a sport

To whom it may concern,

I think with all due respect Philadelphia may need some credit where credit is deserved. I would like the creator of this site to consider or maybe even acknowledge ‘Killing People’ as a sport because frankly, your right, I don’t give a crap about the wings or the kickkks either. At the end of this year, I want you to look at the top 100 populated cities in the United States, and if Philadelphia is #1 in homicides, you must recognize this as some type of accomplishment. There has been so much time and effort by the African American people that inhabit the city of Philadelphia put into killing each other and I think that it would be unfair not to give them some credit for their hard work. The ‘culture’ of the African American in Philadelphia is unprecedented when it comes to killing. Just last week there were 8 killings in 24 hours, nicknamed o so cleverly ‘The Summer Slaughter’. That is comparable to a baseball player hitting for the cycle, seriously think about it that way. Kobe scores 50 but Dante just killed two targeted and two randoms with one single drive by…I’m sorry Kobe, but I gota give it to Dante. Those girl playing double dutch must of had it coming. So all in all I think its time to shed this shell, its time to expand, its time to grow up. There are people giving their lives, well taking other peoples lives out there on the streets of Philadelphia and they deserve a pat on the back. So I think its only fair that someone step up to the plate and give a golden gun award to the patrons of Philadelphia that kill it whenever they step out on the concrete field.

A suburban of Killadelphia,

The Magician

Wow…Just wow. This email might incite some commentary.

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  • R. E. Metz
    We, in southeast lower Michigan happen to be Red Wings fans. The Red Wing opener tonight is being carried by VS and you don't carry VS. Why not? Before you screw over the Red Wing Fans and not allow them to watch the Wings. Do we have to start looking at the "Dish".
    Think about
  • Jaycam: What do you want to know? I am a young male working 25 minutes northeast of that total shithole you so lovingly call Philthadelphia. Now, being a republican has nothing to do with the facts and I don't know where you asshole got this from. I sated the murder rate which by the way was accurate at the time of the post. However I am very familiar with Rendell and Streets records and what I posted was true, look it up you panty waist. Also if you want again talk facts look at the web site you just posted on moron, those numbers do not lie like you do. And if you want to start a battle you can not win, have at it. You sound like a closet lesbian who had her first bad sexual experience with uncle Joey in your mommys basement while your daddy was passed out drunk from too much Schmidts. So two can play at that game. Oooh by the way did I tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and get your shine box yet?
    Killadelphia out.............
  • Paul
    Philly fans do not claim Jaycam38.

    Also, why the hell is it so hard to spell racist for you people? I think I saw two people spell it wrong here...R-A-C-I-S-T.....idiots.
  • Clark
    Dear Jaycam38,
    FUCK YOU. Do you have any idea what your talking about. How do you know that guys a racist you cock sucker. Phily teams suck and always will, the stats don't lie. Am I a racust too because i agree with him. Your just a stuck up prick who thinks they know everything. Your probably the one who lives in a small little town full of Hillbilly mother fuckin bastards.
  • Clark
    Dear Jaycam38,
  • Hey jaykam38,

    I might agree with your point on some level, but before you call someone a moron, you might want to learn how to spell racist, obviously, pretentious, and naive.
  • jaykam38
    Dear rascist Junior,

    Where to start? Junior. your obiously a pretencious, naieve republican. A.K.A. as rascist individuals! I'd say your probably some wealthy person, but you sound like a complete moron who is incapable of comprehending complex problems. What are you a disgruntled cafeteria worker from some midwestern town in Pennsylvania where dating your sister is acceptable? I bet the only black people or minorities you've seen were on TV and the others were during your lynching days with daddy and grand pappy. In closing, I'd like to say you are a winner and any suicidal woman or man would be lucky to have you.
  • Paul
    I really hate not being able to be proud of the city I live in. I love the teams (as you can see) but the city is trash. I don't have one defense for anything you said.

    Enjoy your 4th too man.
  • You are right, it is not great. I am a first hand witness to that in life and business. The good old boy network is alive and well in that screwed up city. It is really a shame to the whole of Pa. that we as a state have to foot the bills for the sins of the city. Look at Septa, the highest costing public transportation in the COUNTRY! Broke and cant fix it. They just keep making all of us pay for that shit hole! Also look at the public schools. When uncle Eddie was mayor he single handedly bankrupted the whole thing. Him and his special interests like Comcast and Septa fucked that up. Then you got career politician Street. Their is a guy who can not master the english language and the welfare having assholes elected him? Paul, you are right. Comcast is the last true Monopoly in Pa. and has to go. anyway, enjoy your 4th.
    Killadelphia out.
  • Paul
    Junior,

    Don't even get me started on Comcast. I hate not being able to watch most Phillies, Flyers, and Sixers games but I despise Comcast. I can't get into an argument with you about how great Philly is because the fact of th4e matter is that it is not great.
  • Paul, I do agree with the Unions backing him, how else would a crooked venture like having those fuck heads from Comcast bilking you and I out of 54million to settle in a shithole like Philthy. Yeah, you read it right 54 MILLION to keep that monopoly in Pa. What a sham. Plus not to mention the fact they got every possible tax break within Pa. Rendell and Street need some serious lead poisioning from the grassy knoll! Look at Rendell, doesnt he remind you of a fat balding whale? Harpoon anyone? We as a state all got screwed down in that shit hole. We would have been rid of his ass for good except all the bleeding heart democrats in the city kept him in office. The votes out western Pa. were enough to do him in! Sad. Street is one troll lookalike, walking the dog career ass kisser, nothing more.
  • Paul
    Junior,

    Unfortunately Street not only had those people behind him but he had many greedy Unions behind him too. It is really sad what is happening to this city and I will be happy when the Street administration is long gone. Welfare will never be done with because people like being lazy.

    P.S. I don't get mixed up that often.
  • Yeah, paul gets mixed up alot. A murder rate is nothing to be proud of but in the same breath you guys could have done something to prevent it. You had the elections and vote that piece of shit Street and his suck ass buddy Rendell to office again? With both their track records it could have been prevented at least, but the "minoritys" spoke I guess. Also if you get those same idiots off welfare and off to work I am sure the crime rate would fall. But Uncle Johhny Street wont let that happen, I mean the bro's and sisters run the city? Disgrace for all of Pa. Killadelphia out!
  • Paul
    I can see where I got mixed up. I am thinking suburb "in" Philadelphia even though I said "of". My bad. Please excuse my ignorance.
  • Paul
    Mike,

    Please tell me where? You better not say Northeast either.
  • "I don’t know what to say to this email except that there is no suburb of Philadelphia."

    What? Do you know what the definition of suburb is? I do think the word he was looking for was suburbanite but nonetheless to say there are no suburbs of Philadelphia is plain stupid.
  • PackBrewFan
    As I have read here and in other postings, a lot of you people bring up the fact of the Philadelphia murder rate. What I would like to know is what does that have to do with the Philly teams not winning. I believe that is what this site is about....right? And really I don't think the Phillies are all that bad. Maybe they wont win anything this year but they got Ryan Howard, Jimmy Rollins, Chase Utley who had a nice hitting streak last year and Shane Victorino. Not bad guys to have on your team. You also have a pretty decent starting rotation, it just seems like your bullpen is shitting the bed. You know I've watched the Brewers suck for years too and maybe this year I get my chance to see them in the playoffs. They have never won a World Series. Sure I got the Packers who won Superbowl XXXI but the Bucks suck and we don't even have professional hockey.Oh well keep ranting and raving but forget about the murder rate because it's a worthless point. Peace and chicken grease.
  • Paul
    Hey bowhunter217,

    Trust me, we know it's a disgrace. Problem is there are a lot of idiots who just don't care. A high death rate is nothinbg to be proud of.
  • The magician is right. How about a parade for the highest crime rate in the country? I mean this is supposed to be "the city of brotherly HATE" and all. But hey, lord knows you guys need something to celebrate for. Your teams all suck and your all too drunk to know the it is a disgrace for you and your city. And as a side note, you shitheads elected Rendell again and his butt buddy Street. So you get what you deserve. They are nothing but career dick head politicians nothing more. You should have elected Swann, ooops my bad, he would have made the lazy assholes in the city get back to work and off welfare. You are right my bad. Killadelphia----- out.
  • Tyrone Jamal Washington
    Yo G dat money bro. I jus pop a cap in some niggases azzes las nite yo. Den I went an had brefas at Dennys yo. All in a days work yo.
  • Paul
    I don't know what to say to this email except that there is no suburb of Philadelphia.

    Maybe he is just trying to say "white part" Hell I don't know why he would sugar coat it because the email is racist enough anyway.

    I wish I had a better argument but the majority of homicides are from black people. It's a shame really.
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