From: jonlitwa@gmail.com
Subject: Not a sportTo whom it may concern,
I think with all due respect Philadelphia may need some credit where credit is deserved. I would like the creator of this site to consider or maybe even acknowledge ‘Killing People’ as a sport because frankly, your right, I don’t give a crap about the wings or the kickkks either. At the end of this year, I want you to look at the top 100 populated cities in the United States, and if Philadelphia is #1 in homicides, you must recognize this as some type of accomplishment. There has been so much time and effort by the African American people that inhabit the city of Philadelphia put into killing each other and I think that it would be unfair not to give them some credit for their hard work. The ‘culture’ of the African American in Philadelphia is unprecedented when it comes to killing. Just last week there were 8 killings in 24 hours, nicknamed o so cleverly ‘The Summer Slaughter’. That is comparable to a baseball player hitting for the cycle, seriously think about it that way. Kobe scores 50 but Dante just killed two targeted and two randoms with one single drive by…I’m sorry Kobe, but I gota give it to Dante. Those girl playing double dutch must of had it coming. So all in all I think its time to shed this shell, its time to expand, its time to grow up. There are people giving their lives, well taking other peoples lives out there on the streets of Philadelphia and they deserve a pat on the back. So I think its only fair that someone step up to the plate and give a golden gun award to the patrons of Philadelphia that kill it whenever they step out on the concrete field.
A suburban of Killadelphia,
The Magician
Wow…Just wow. This email might incite some commentary.
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