Apr 28 2007
6 Comments
By Michael April 2007

Here’s five


From: legato100@aim.com
Subject: Here’s five

Sorry, but you won’t be getting rid of me any time soon.

I read your comments to my previous e-mails. Some of you people need to understand that even if your teams won championships, it doesn’t matter if you suck now. Remember, the Eagles are three-time world champions, and unlike most of your teams, they are still good enough to get back. Last season, the Giants had a .500 season and made the playoffs only because of a weak conference. The Cowboys ended their season with “The botch,” and the Patriots ended their season by blowing a 21-3 lead.

  • Phillyblows

    “Remember, the Eagles are three-time world champions”

    Go huff some more airplane glue…jackass

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  • Nit

    As a typical moronic eagle fan, you just don’t get it.

    It’s always “This is our year…hurrrrr…,” when in reality, it’ll never be your year.

    The eagles are losers. Accept it.

    That is all.

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  • your mom

    HOW MANY OF YOUR EAGLE HATERS OUT THERE HAVE EVER LIKED OR EVEN CHEERED ANOTHER TEAM GROWING UP? HOW MANY OF U HAVE EVER LOVED ANOTHER PLAYER FROM ANOTHER TEAM? ALL YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS OUT THERE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT DEDICATION TO A TEAM OUT THERE. EVERY EAGLE FAN I KNOW HAS NEVER LOVED ANYTHING ANOTHER TEAM,CHEERED ANOTHER TEAM,OR EVEN LIKED ANOTHER PLAYER FROM ANOTHER TEAM. THERES ONLY ONE TEAM IN THE MIND OF A PHILLY FAN;AND THATS THE EAGLES BABY! NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, WE STAY TRU. WE ARE THE ONLY TRU FANS IN THE NAME OF FOOTBALL.ONE TEAM,ONE CITY,ONE..FUCK ALL YOU GUYS…FLY EAGLES FLY

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  • TO: YOUR MOM

    TO YOUR MOM: YOU ANOTHER DISGRUNTLED EAGLES FAN WHO TRIES TO SOUND SMART AND STICK UP FOR YOUR TEAM AND FANS. mAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE MORE INTELLIGENT TO DO SO. nOTHING YOU SAY MAKES SENSE IN ANY FORM. YOU DID PHILLY FANS A GREAT INJUSTICE BY TRYING TO STAND UP FOR THEM.

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  • T-Web

    As a Cowboy’s fan, I love this site. When I need a good laugh, I just come here and watch the minutes add up. “The tears of unfathomable sadness…Yummy & sweet.”

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  • Not Donovan McNabb

    I have the worst fans they make me question myself as a black quarterback, I puke myself to sleep while crying on the field. They are so loyal? my ass they booed me last week after coming back from a knee injury. I shit my pants in the 3rd quarter and I am never going to the Playoffs as a starter again Kolb might be starting by week 7, did I mention Campbell’s asked me to start doing commercials for condensed soup instead of chunky cause thats what bitches like me eat. I am a fag. I also watch gay porn and perform Beastiality on my fatass mother

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