Mar 21 2007
7 Comments
By Michael March 2007

Mets fan


From: PFranzonia@eschoolmall.com
Subject: Update the Website

Good afternoon Mr. Met,

I have a great idea as to how the world can rid itself of Philadelphia
Sports Fans forever…

Pass a law that states all Philadelphia sports fans can only talk smack when their teams actually show up and beat someone. As a result, all Philly fans would have to become professional mimes and the entire city’s economy would implode, thus making the world safer for women(Brett Myers) and Santa(Eagles Fans).

M-E-T-S, METS METS METS!!!

  • Met fan

    As for the Phillies, I got two words- Jimmy Rollins! Jimmy Rollins! Jimmy Rollins!

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  • philly blows

    METS 2 WORLD SERIES PHILLIES 1…BOO HOO PHILLIES ESTABLISH 1883!! METS 1962…hahah we just beat u fuck heads 8-1 too..fucking pussies..i seen some one post “you ever say that in a philly stadium?” yes i have fucko and i walked out…lets have an arms war between citizens of philly nd ny..9/11 couldnt hold us down no way pussies from philly can hold us down REMEMBER DONT FUCK WITH NEW YORKERS pussies..suck a dick die slow one

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  • Darth Eddie

    Wow Franzonia, you’re a genius. Way to steal the Jets chant. Tell me, do you have opposable thumbs, too?

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  • Hows that broom in your ass

    Let me just say this! Comparing baseball to 9/11 is ridiculous…first off (mr philly blows) … We talk “smack” regardless of what our teams record is and we support them. As if we would allow you morons to come into “our house” and talk down on us. Honestly as i recall you couldnt beat us last series… not even one game…so shut your faces long enough to watch your asses cause were on it!

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  • mets suck

    damn how bout them philles??

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  • Paul

    Whoa, forgot about this email. See this is why I don’t talk trash like this.

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  • nairb

    Letter to Mr.Beltran please remember when a fly ball is hit to you (especially from Jimmy aka MVP Rollins)your first step should be back not forward.Mets SUCK!!

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